Lavelle's Jokes

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Kevin Pilcher 3J
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Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:22 pm

If you're anything like me, you LOVE Lavelle's end of lecture puns. I wanted to make a page where we can collect cheesy jokes to make Dr. Lavelle chuckle or use in office hours :)

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Kailani_Dial_2K » Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:24 pm

So a neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge!"

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Nicolette Simoni 3L » Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:28 pm

Are you made of Na and Cl? You're so salty.

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Annika Tamaki 1E » Mon Oct 26, 2020 4:16 pm

I would add a chemistry pun, but the best ones Argon.

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Lisa Seidl 3H » Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:21 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby 505352202 » Wed Oct 28, 2020 8:48 pm

Lose an electron? Gotta keep an ion it.

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Neha Gupta 2A » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:07 pm

I really appreciated Dr. Lavelle's joke about water on "Mars" the other day. Kudos to him. He always starts and ends his lectures in the best way, with music and jokes.

Anyways here is a pretty cheesy one:

Anyone know a joke about sodium bromate?
NaBrO

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Lizbeth Garcia 1F » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:38 pm

I slapped my neon the joke above me

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Navdha Sharma 3J » Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:39 pm

I really liked this one!
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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby magalysantos_1F » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:20 am

An electron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender frowns and tells him, "No can do, you got a negative on your tab."

I really liked the neutron bartender joke and modified it to be an electron joke :)

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Angel More » Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:33 am

These 2 make me kinda sad :( But the drawings are cute.
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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:50 pm

If Avogadro calls tell him to leave his number

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:52 pm

What kind of dog do chemists have? Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Taylor K 2D » Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:52 pm

These are memes I made when I took chem in high school lol.
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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Kaitlyn Hernandez 3I » Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:52 pm

My high school chemistry teacher had a shirt that said this :)

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:52 pm

OMG. Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are a couple?

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Mary Gallo 1G » Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:53 pm

I love making chemistry jokes, but I only do so periodically.

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:47 pm

Neha Gupta 2K wrote:I really appreciated Dr. Lavelle's joke about water on "Mars" the other day. Kudos to him. He always starts and ends his lectures in the best way, with music and jokes.

Anyways here is a pretty cheesy one:

Anyone know a joke about sodium bromate?
NaBrO


Same, I know that lecture was a little while ago but it made me laugh.

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Re: Lavelle's Jokes

Postby AliAsh 1H » Sun Nov 22, 2020 5:42 pm

"the name is Bond, Hydrogen bond"

Lavelle-2020


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