Lavelle's Jokes

[Kevin Pilcher 3J]

If you're anything like me, you LOVE Lavelle's end of lecture puns. I wanted to make a page where we can collect cheesy jokes to make Dr. Lavelle chuckle or use in office hours :)

[Kailani_Dial_2K]

So a neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge!"

[Nicolette Simoni 3L]

Are you made of Na and Cl? You're so salty.

[Annika Tamaki 1E]

I would add a chemistry pun, but the best ones Argon.

[Lisa Seidl 3H]

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

[505352202]

Lose an electron? Gotta keep an ion it.

[Neha Gupta 2A]

I really appreciated Dr. Lavelle's joke about water on "Mars" the other day. Kudos to him. He always starts and ends his lectures in the best way, with music and jokes.

Anyways here is a pretty cheesy one:

Anyone know a joke about sodium bromate?
NaBrO

[Lizbeth Garcia 1F]

I slapped my neon the joke above me

[Navdha Sharma 3J]

I really liked this one!

[magalysantos_1F]

An electron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender frowns and tells him, "No can do, you got a negative on your tab."

I really liked the neutron bartender joke and modified it to be an electron joke :)

[Angel More]

These 2 make me kinda sad :( But the drawings are cute.

[Jaden Ward 3J]

If Avogadro calls tell him to leave his number

[Jaden Ward 3J]

What kind of dog do chemists have? Laboratory Retrievers

[Taylor K 2D]

These are memes I made when I took chem in high school lol.

[Kaitlyn Hernandez 3I]

My high school chemistry teacher had a shirt that said this :)

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

[Jaden Ward 3J]

OMG. Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are a couple?

[Mary Gallo 1G]

I love making chemistry jokes, but I only do so periodically.

[Jaden Ward 3J]

I really appreciated Dr. Lavelle's joke about water on "Mars" the other day. Kudos to him. He always starts and ends his lectures in the best way, with music and jokes.

Anyways here is a pretty cheesy one:

Anyone know a joke about sodium bromate?
NaBrO

Same, I know that lecture was a little while ago but it made me laugh.

[AliAsh 1H]

"the name is Bond, Hydrogen bond"

Lavelle-2020

[eve444]

I personally enjoy them, although my friends don't lol

[Madeline_Miller]

This joke actually made me lol: What do astronauts hang out on your keyboard? The space bar.

[Jaipal Virdi 2I]

What was Avogadro’s favorite sport?

Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.

[Alyssa Cua 2J]

I would post a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon :(

[Isabelle Kludt 2B]

I was dying when he put up the one that said "My wife treats me like a [censored]. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something."
The whole class cheered when he revealed the first part then he put up the second part and everyone lost it.

[205769933]

These are memes I made when I took chem in high school lol.

oh [censored] these are too good

[505705039]

I love this!! I would take a picture of his jokes and funny slides every class and made a section of them in my camera roll..too good.

[mya warner 2C]

What’s a chemistry teacher’s favorite thing to teach about?
Ammonia, because it’s pretty basic stuff.