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Annalia_Ferrer_1F
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Chemistry Joke

Postby Annalia_Ferrer_1F » Sun Sep 25, 2016 11:13 pm

I once told a chemistry joke... there was no reaction

sheilaho_1E
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby sheilaho_1E » Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:42 pm

That's a good one lol

Here's another one.

You should never believe atoms. They make up everything!

Amy_Bugwadia_3I
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Amy_Bugwadia_3I » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:17 pm

I would tell y'all another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

Mimi_Giang_1F
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:14 pm

Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

ba dum, tsssssssss

YsabelCheang1H
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby YsabelCheang1H » Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:15 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?

...

You barium. HAH

Ryan Petrecca 1L
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Ryan Petrecca 1L » Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:03 pm

sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!....

Tiffany Hsu 1G
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Tiffany Hsu 1G » Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:11 am

What's HIJKLMNOP?

It's H2O!!!!

Tamara_Torosyan_1J
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:46 am

1. I'm a femail
Fe- iron
Male- man
Therefor im IRON MAN!!

2. Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!

3. A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

4. I blew up my chemistry experiment. Oxidants happen.

5. A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.” The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”

Rachel Wile 2D
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Rachel Wile 2D » Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:59 pm

You would think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
How ionic!

Joshua Song 2M
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Joshua Song 2M » Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:29 pm

My friend Eric was asking a girl to prom in his chemistry class.
"I think we have chemistry together. Prom?"

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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:48 pm

What is the show that cesium and and iodine love watching together?
CSI

leezashashkova
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby leezashashkova » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:18 pm

pears.jpg


a lone pear

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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby emmajanibekyan_4I » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:34 pm

Sometimes when I don't understand Chemistry... it really hertz.

Rachelle_Stark_3H
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:04 pm

A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am."


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