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Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 11:13 pm
by Annalia_Ferrer_1F
I once told a chemistry joke... there was no reaction

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:42 pm
by sheilaho_1E
That's a good one lol

Here's another one.

You should never believe atoms. They make up everything!

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:17 pm
by Amy_Bugwadia_3I
I would tell y'all another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:14 pm
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

ba dum, tsssssssss

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:15 pm
by YsabelCheang1H
What do you do with a dead chemist?

...

You barium. HAH

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:03 pm
by Ryan Petrecca 1L
sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!....

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:11 am
by Tiffany Hsu 1G
What's HIJKLMNOP?

It's H2O!!!!

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:46 am
by Tamara_Torosyan_1J
1. I'm a femail
Fe- iron
Male- man
Therefor im IRON MAN!!

2. Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!

3. A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

4. I blew up my chemistry experiment. Oxidants happen.

5. A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.” The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:59 pm
by Rachel Wile 2D
You would think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
How ionic!

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:29 pm
by Joshua Song 2M
My friend Eric was asking a girl to prom in his chemistry class.
"I think we have chemistry together. Prom?"

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:48 pm
by Sally_Tu_1H
What is the show that cesium and and iodine love watching together?
CSI

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:18 pm
by leezashashkova
pears.jpg


a lone pear

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:34 pm
by emmajanibekyan_4I
Sometimes when I don't understand Chemistry... it really hertz.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:04 pm
by Rachelle_Stark_3H
A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am."