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Chemistry Joke

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:02 pm
by Hannah Liu 2A
Q: Hey, what's new? (nu)
A: c/lambda!

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:22 pm
by Theresa_Trieu_2G
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:04 pm
by Tara_Hekmati_3B
Exothermic reactions?
I studied them before they were cool. Pshht

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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:10 pm
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Question: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
Answer: 2Na (pronounced like tuna)

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:45 pm
by Victoria Vu 3L
I know my Chemistry and
you've got one significant figure ;)

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:39 pm
by RitaChang_2C
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed!

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:37 pm
by Malavika_Theophil_3H
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 2:28 pm
by Tania_Torres_3O
have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-he just couldn't put it down!

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:08 pm
by 504829531
What should you do if you have a sick chemist? If you can't helium or curium, I guess you'll have to barium.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:46 pm
by Arielle 1I
What Is A Chemist’s Favorite Plant?

Stoichiome-tree

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:08 pm
by Andy_Park_1B
I went to a comedy show and one chemist went up and performed a quick skit.

He didn't get a reaction.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:50 pm
by Yamilex Velgara 2I
lol

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:28 am
by JoAnna Yortiss 2G
This one is good lol

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:01 pm
by Sunny Chera 1N
I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

Here is another funny one!

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the
Bunsen burner:
"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.
"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:00 am
by EmilyLeibovitch2E
A man and a woman are sitting at a bar. One has a shirt saying 'Polar', the other, 'Non Polar'
Woman: Sorry, I just don't think the chemistry is right.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:07 pm
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" and he died.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:09 pm
by Eugenia Kwon 3O
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:58 pm
by Nikhil_Madan_3C
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate

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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:56 pm
by Andrew M 2J
What is a chemist's favorite breed of dog?
LABoratory Retrievers

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:03 pm
by HimadreeR
I have many chemistry jokes- I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction :/

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:08 pm
by Milan M
Did you hear about the guy who's temperature got down to absolute zero? Don't worry, he's 0k.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:14 pm
by Ian Brown 1K
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:17 pm
by Frank_Smith_3L
So Helium walks into a bar right? The bartender is like, "Omg we DON'T serve noble gases here!!!" The helium didn't react!!!

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:12 am
by Tania_Torres_3O
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:51 pm
by Eli Pazol 2F
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:38 pm
by 504829531
How many molecules are there in a bowl of guacamole? Avocado's number!

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:23 pm
by Victoria Vu 3L
You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart <3

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:29 am
by Laila Stedman 3G
Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all of his friends Argon!

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:20 pm
by Chem_Mod