New Joke Chain

[Claudia_Danysh_2B]

I realized there's no chemistry joke forum under 14B..may the jokes continue!!

[Nick P 3D]

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.
What is H2O4?

Drinking

[Lizbeth Garcia 1F]

I love telling chemistry jokes periodically.

[Cooper Kinne 2E]

I was going to make a joke about noble gases, but all the good ones argon.

[Brianne Conway 1D]

Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!

[Hannah Biju 1E]

Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded.

[Jordi M 2I]

What do Switzerland and H20 have in common?
They are always neutral!

[TJ Lai 2H]

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.
What is H2O4?

Drinking

Can someone explain this joke? I don't get it :(

Same with this from lecture yesterday:

[Jordi M 2I]

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.
What is H2O4?

Drinking

Can someone explain this joke? I don't get it :(

Same with this from lecture yesterday:

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Instead of saying “what is H204?”
Say it as “what is H20 for”

[kateraelDis1L]

Up all night studying for chem?
You need some Cobalt and iron buddy,
CoFe2

[Emily_Stenzler_2H]

Exothermic reactions? I studied them before they were cool.

[Moura Girgis 1F]

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

[Brianna Martilla 1C]

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

[Vivian_Le_1L]

Why should you go drinking with neutrons?

Because wherever they go, there's no charge!

[Jalyn Davis 3D]

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers.

[Darren1j]

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.
What is H2O4?

Drinking

Day 5 still trying to figure out the meaning of this joke.

[Darren1j]

when potassium and oxygen went on their first date, it turned out fine. The second time that oxygen went on a date with potassium it was OK2

[LeahSWM 2E]

Did you hear about the chemistry joke that flopped?

It got no reaction.

[Quinton Sprague 1A]

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[Ryan Agcaoili 2E]

I really wanted to post a chemistry joke, but I could not ZINC of one.

[Massimo_Capozza_1G]

I don't trust atoms...I heard they make up everything

[Darren1j]

Why do chemists favor nitrates?
Because they are way more affordable than the day rates!

[StephanieGrigorian2J]

Na: "That was sodium funny!"
Ne: "I slapped my neon that one"

[Emily Jacobo 1C]

I'd give more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon.

[Orla Lynagh-Shannon 1F]

Element 1: Oh no! I've lost my electron!

Element 2: Oh no! Are you positive?

[Darren1j]

You think you’re a 10? On the pH scale, maybe — because you’re basic.

[magalysantos_1F]

Saw this one pretty recently:
What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

[Darren1j]

What do you call a clown who's in jail? A silicon!

[idella 1D]

Which chemical compound do UCLA students think is second-best?

Uranium Carbon Boron
(aka, UC Berkley)

hehe

[idella 1D]

What band is a favorite amongst chemists?

di-uranium (U2)

[Sachi Sengupta 2C]

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

[505598869]

I want to do good this quarter but my hopes ARGON... ahaha

[Michelle Nguyen 3F]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K?

[Brianne Conway 1D]

Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!

[Brianne Conway 1D]

Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there's no charge!

[Brianne Conway 1D]

Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

[Brianne Conway 1D]

I try to tell chemistry jokes but there is no REACTION.

[Brianne Conway 1D]

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

[Brianne Conway 1D]

I'm out of chemistry jokes, I should zinc of a new one.

[Brianne Conway 1D]

I'm out of chemistry jokes, I should zinc of a new one.

[Brianne Conway 1D]

Let's take all the bad chemistry jokes and Barium.

[Brianne Conway 1D]

Let's take all the bad chemistry jokes and Barium.

[Charlie Russell 2L]

The real joke: my grade after this midterm.

[Charlie Russell 2L]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

[Lisa Seidl 3H]

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K

[Chem_Mod]

Please post all jokes here: viewtopic.php?f=156&t=4291

Thank you