Chem Jokes

[Kristine_Aramyan_3K]

Hi everyone! Thought we could use this thread as a stress relief to make each other laugh a bit before the first midterm comes up. I'll start off with one, probably a basic joke but not too shabby: "I don't trust atoms, I heard they make up everything."

[Shivani Kapur 2J]

I would add the go-to classic chemistry joke in here, but all the good ones Argon.

[Emily Langie 3L]

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

[Kristine_Aramyan_3K]

I would add the go-to classic chemistry joke in here, but all the good ones Argon.

He He He

[Kristine_Aramyan_3K]

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

I told a chemistry joke, there was no reaction...

[Kristine_Aramyan_3K]

the name's bond... hydrogen bond :')

[Sami Siddiqui 1J]

Hey, can you show me the chemical formula for nitrogen monoxide?

NO

Okay, then what about sodium hydride?

NaH

Not even sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO

[Anvy 1G]

Carbon and Hydrogen were the best of friends, whenever they got together things were always LIT.

[Kaitlyn Hernandez 3I]

I lost an electron. You really have to keep an ion them :(

[Kayla Booker 1F]

Why was the mole of oxygen excited when he left the bar.....he got Avogadro’s number

[Kristine_Aramyan_3K]

Hey, can you show me the chemical formula for nitrogen monoxide?

NO

Okay, then what about sodium hydride?

NaH

Not even sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO

lol that was funny ngl

[Kristine_Aramyan_3K]

honestly came here cause I needed a good laugh

everything on this thread is sodium funny

[Kristine_Aramyan_3K]

Carbon and Hydrogen were the best of friends, whenever they got together things were always LIT.

the element of surprise

[Kristine_Aramyan_3K]

what do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid.

[America Alvarado]

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything...

[Kristine_Aramyan_3K]

i make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon.

[Megan Hulsy 1A]

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Totally needed these laughs!

[Kandyce Lance 3E]

I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!

[Shivani Kapur 2J]

I don't trust atoms, I heard they make everything up.

[Kristine_Aramyan_3K]

I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!

LOL

[Anvy 1G]

Carbon and Nitrogen rarely get together and it rarely ever works out. Carbon always said that Nitrogen is very neutral, Nitrogen always said that Carbon was very negative. However, when they got together they would absolutely KILL IT, literally.

[Veronica Macias 3K]

Wow these are actually some good chem jokes haha

[Joel Meza 3I]

Why do chemists like working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

[Ben Broselle 3 I]

did not expect the quality of chem jokes that I saw here.

[Daniel N]

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

[Daniel N]

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

[306060519]

Why is ground beef not electrolyzed. Because it is grounded.

[306060519]

Ask the chemist in your life to read this word at you: unionized.

[306060519]

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.