Chem Jokes
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Chem Jokes
Hi everyone! Thought we could use this thread as a stress relief to make each other laugh a bit before the first midterm comes up. I'll start off with one, probably a basic joke but not too shabby: "I don't trust atoms, I heard they make up everything."
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Re: Chem Jokes
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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Re: Chem Jokes
Shivani Kapur 2J wrote:I would add the go-to classic chemistry joke in here, but all the good ones Argon.
He He He
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Emily Langie 3L wrote:Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
I told a chemistry joke, there was no reaction...
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Re: Chem Jokes
Hey, can you show me the chemical formula for nitrogen monoxide?
NO
Okay, then what about sodium hydride?
NaH
Not even sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO
NO
Okay, then what about sodium hydride?
NaH
Not even sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO
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Carbon and Hydrogen were the best of friends, whenever they got together things were always LIT.
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Re: Chem Jokes
Sami Siddiqui 1J wrote:Hey, can you show me the chemical formula for nitrogen monoxide?
NO
Okay, then what about sodium hydride?
NaH
Not even sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO
lol that was funny ngl
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Re: Chem Jokes
honestly came here cause I needed a good laugh
everything on this thread is sodium funny
everything on this thread is sodium funny
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Anvy 1G wrote:Carbon and Hydrogen were the best of friends, whenever they got together things were always LIT.
the element of surprise
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Re: Chem Jokes
Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Totally needed these laughs!
Totally needed these laughs!
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Kandyce Lance 3E wrote:I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!
LOL
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Carbon and Nitrogen rarely get together and it rarely ever works out. Carbon always said that Nitrogen is very neutral, Nitrogen always said that Carbon was very negative. However, when they got together they would absolutely KILL IT, literally.
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