Chemistry Humor

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Saloni Patel 1H
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Chemistry Humor

Postby Saloni Patel 1H » Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:29 pm

"I don't always decrease entropy but when i do, it's in an open system."

VivianYang2A
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby VivianYang2A » Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:03 pm

Yea, " Entropy is never what it used to be."

Mahir Pepic 3F
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Mahir Pepic 3F » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:34 pm

"Stay away from the enthalpy pirate," he told the gem collector, "he'll steal your joules!"

Saloni Patel 1H
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Chemistry Humor Part- Di

Postby Saloni Patel 1H » Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:18 am

Organic Chemistry is difficult. I mean those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Acid what you did there!!!

Amine, it's really funny!

Saloni Patel 1H
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Chemistry Humor (Week 10 Edition)

Postby Saloni Patel 1H » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:00 pm

I mean, positivity is key right?
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Chem_Mod » Sun Mar 13, 2016 7:21 pm

:-)

E_Villavicencio 2N
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Chemistry Jokes :)

Postby E_Villavicencio 2N » Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:23 am

What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you!

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? Because he got Avogadro's number!

What does the diamond say to the diamond? “Sorry, I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately”

The other they I went to a party that was full of photons... It was LIT!

If you did not like the jokes, sorry! All the good ones Argon!

Rishi_Kayathi_1E
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Rishi_Kayathi_1E » Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:47 pm

I once told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction...

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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby emilyclause » Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:59 pm

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe.

Jand474
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Jand474 » Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:33 pm

What did the the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
answer: "Hehe"

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Nodal Planes

Postby ERIKTORRESDisc3C » Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:11 pm

It will be easier to find an electron in a Nodal Plane than to find a girl who likes me...

Kevin Le 1L
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Kevin Le 1L » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:44 pm

What did the atom say to the other atom?












We're both atoms haha! :^)

Victoria Vu 3L
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:39 pm

What's Avogadro's favorite dip?




Guacamole!

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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Anna_Kim_2E » Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:42 am

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Re: Chemistry Humor

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Tania_Torres_3O
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Fri Oct 07, 2016 2:33 pm

i told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction because all the good ones Argon

Toby Lin 1J
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Toby Lin 1J » Fri Oct 07, 2016 4:16 pm

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With a lot of S,Ar,Ca,Sm, and even more NaCl.

Frankie Escobedo 3E
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Fri Oct 07, 2016 5:05 pm

Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element ;)

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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:33 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Janette 3B
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Janette 3B » Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:46 pm

To everyone preparing for the chem quiz next week

Think like a proton!!

Always Positive!!

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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby 804780590 » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:14 pm

Two guys walk into a bar. The waiter asks, "What would you like to drink?"
The first guy says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second guy replies, "I'll have some H2O too."
The second guy dies.

Annah Khan 1B
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Annah Khan 1B » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:47 pm

Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium

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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Angelica Nava-1E » Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:21 pm

If a king farts is it a noble gas?

Tiffany Wee 2D
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:30 pm

I am a female.
Fe=Iron
Male=Man
Therefore I am Iron Man

Tyler_Vellozzi_3E
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Sat Oct 08, 2016 2:27 pm

What's the most loyal element?
BROmine

David Julfayan 1F
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Postby David Julfayan 1F » Sat Oct 08, 2016 3:30 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink...


the Bartender says, "No Charge."

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Re: Chemistry Humor

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