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Chemistry Humor

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:29 pm
by Saloni Patel 1H
"I don't always decrease entropy but when i do, it's in an open system."

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:03 pm
by VivianYang2A
Yea, " Entropy is never what it used to be."

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:34 pm
by Mahir Pepic 3F
"Stay away from the enthalpy pirate," he told the gem collector, "he'll steal your joules!"

Chemistry Humor Part- Di

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:18 am
by Saloni Patel 1H
Organic Chemistry is difficult. I mean those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Acid what you did there!!!

Amine, it's really funny!

Chemistry Humor (Week 10 Edition)

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:00 pm
by Saloni Patel 1H
I mean, positivity is key right?

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 7:21 pm
by Chem_Mod
:-)

Chemistry Jokes :)

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:23 am
by E_Villavicencio 2N
What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you!

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? Because he got Avogadro's number!

What does the diamond say to the diamond? “Sorry, I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately”

The other they I went to a party that was full of photons... It was LIT!

If you did not like the jokes, sorry! All the good ones Argon!

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:47 pm
by Rishi_Kayathi_1E
I once told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction...

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:59 pm
by emilyclause
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe.

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:33 pm
by Jand474
What did the the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
answer: "Hehe"

Nodal Planes

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:11 pm
by ERIKTORRESDisc3C
It will be easier to find an electron in a Nodal Plane than to find a girl who likes me...

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:44 pm
by Kevin Le 1L
What did the atom say to the other atom?












We're both atoms haha! :^)

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:39 pm
by Victoria Vu 3L
What's Avogadro's favorite dip?




Guacamole!

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:42 am
by Anna_Kim_2E
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 12:54 pm
by JAC_2016
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 2:33 pm
by Tania_Torres_3O
i told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction because all the good ones Argon

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 4:16 pm
by Toby Lin 1J
Image

With a lot of S,Ar,Ca,Sm, and even more NaCl.

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 5:05 pm
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element ;)

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:33 pm
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:46 pm
by Janette 3B
To everyone preparing for the chem quiz next week

Think like a proton!!

Always Positive!!

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:14 pm
by 804780590
Two guys walk into a bar. The waiter asks, "What would you like to drink?"
The first guy says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second guy replies, "I'll have some H2O too."
The second guy dies.

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:47 pm
by Annah Khan 1B
Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:21 pm
by Angelica Nava-1E
If a king farts is it a noble gas?

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:30 pm
by Tiffany Wee 2D
I am a female.
Fe=Iron
Male=Man
Therefore I am Iron Man

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 2:27 pm
by Tyler_Vellozzi_3E
What's the most loyal element?
BROmine

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 3:30 pm
by David Julfayan 1F
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink...


the Bartender says, "No Charge."

Re: Chemistry Humor

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:56 pm
by Chem_Mod