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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
A: To become a buffer solution!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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OMG I've lost a neutron!
It's ok you can get a new one free of charge.
It's ok you can get a new one free of charge.
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Who's the best at making bad jokes about Iodine and Americium?
I AM
I AM
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Q: How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
A: Ask how to pronounce the word “unionized”.
A: Ask how to pronounce the word “unionized”.
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What did the proton say to the electron?
Forget you, why do you always have something negative to say?
Forget you, why do you always have something negative to say?
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A proton walks into a bar. He's visibly depressed and disheveled.
"Why the long face?" the bartender asks.
The proton sighs. "I found out my wife has been unfaithful," he replies.
"How do know?" asks the bartender.
"Well, you see, I've always been faithful to my wife. But just today I got some bad news. I'm HIV positive."
"Oh my [censored], are you sure the prognosis is correct?" he replies.
The lonely man took a swig of his drink. "I'm positive," replied the proton.
"Why the long face?" the bartender asks.
The proton sighs. "I found out my wife has been unfaithful," he replies.
"How do know?" asks the bartender.
"Well, you see, I've always been faithful to my wife. But just today I got some bad news. I'm HIV positive."
"Oh my [censored], are you sure the prognosis is correct?" he replies.
The lonely man took a swig of his drink. "I'm positive," replied the proton.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK
A: It went OK
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Why did the noble gas cry?
Cause all its friends Argon. i can relate tbh
Cause all its friends Argon. i can relate tbh
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
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Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with NaOH?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
...because it's pretty basic stuff
...because it's pretty basic stuff
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Chemistry jokes are Sodiummm funny,
I slapped my Neon that one!
(a realll knee slapper amirite?)
I slapped my Neon that one!
(a realll knee slapper amirite?)
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A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium? CoRnY.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the chemical agent say? My name is Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0 K?
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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mitalisharma2B wrote:Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
This one is really funny and creative.
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Sollie1G wrote:What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory retrievers
Lol, this one is really good too.
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Sollie1G wrote:Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
AHAH this one is funny as well.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Kevin Nguyen 4G wrote:Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
That joke made ABSOLUTE ZERO sense.
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep going until you have a reaction.
Keep going until you have a reaction.
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You: Laurence Lavelle
Me, an intellectual: Lawrencium (Lr) LaVelveetaCheese
Me, an intellectual: Lawrencium (Lr) LaVelveetaCheese
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I would post something original, but all of the good chemistry jokes Argon.
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now
A: He's 0K now
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Q: Have you heard about the one a chemist that was reading a book about helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down.
A: He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you get when you put Avogadro's number in the blender?
GuacaMOLE
GuacaMOLE
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I can't think of any more chemistry jokes. Because all the good ones Argon.
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All of these chemistry jokes are sodium funny. I slapped my neon all of them.
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I asked the guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite.
He said NaBrO.
He said NaBrO.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Always bring your problems to a chemist, they have all kinds of solutions.
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A chemist and his friend go into a bar. The chemist says "I'll have some h2o, please." His friend says, "I'll have some h2o, too." His friend is now dead.
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Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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Julia Cheng 1B wrote:Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
He He ;)
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did you hear the joke about cobalt, radon, and. yttrium?
it was CoRnY
it was CoRnY
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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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I saw this joke on Twitter and though I'd share it...
Q: Why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it is made up of alkynes of people.
haha, knee slapper!
Q: Why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it is made up of alkynes of people.
haha, knee slapper!
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Are you the eleventh element of the periodic table because you're sodium fine B-)
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