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Postby Louis Zhao 4C » Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:28 pm

A covalent bond yells at an ionic bond, "Didn't anybody ever teach you how to share?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:54 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:00 pm

Julia Cheng 1B wrote:What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees!"
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Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:29 pm

Natalie Liu 4I wrote:A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke." The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies,
"For you? No charge."


haha! that took me a while to understand but eventually i got it.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nawaphan Watanasirisuk 3B » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:15 pm

saw this on facebook
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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:32 pm

the 119th element
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:48 pm

Image

avogadro reax only

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:54 pm

These jokes are all so funny, I slapped my neon a bunch of them

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404817859 » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:31 pm

what kind of fish is made out of two atoms?
2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cong 3C » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:37 pm

If avagrado calls, tell him to leave his number ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:44 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:45 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:45 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ElliotPourdavoud 1A » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:52 pm

What show do Cesium and Iodine love watching with one another?



CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 105085381 » Mon Oct 29, 2018 12:59 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 105085381 » Mon Oct 29, 2018 1:00 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 105085381 » Mon Oct 29, 2018 1:01 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Mon Oct 29, 2018 5:59 pm

A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:01 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?


A: A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:05 pm

Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?

A: A mole of molasses.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler Vu 4I » Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:07 pm

During midterm szn try to be like a proton and stay positive

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler Vu 4I » Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:12 pm

I would post another chemistry joke, but all the funny ones argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler Vu 4I » Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:14 pm

I heard that oxygen and magnesium were going out and I was like OMg

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Postby Tyler Vu 4I » Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:17 pm

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q ... 6229157001

Great meme guys, please take the time to click the link

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:04 pm

What is a cation scared of? A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:05 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:07 pm

Whats the difference between chemistry and cooking? In chemistry you never lick the spoon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:48 pm

I'm all out of chemistry jokes, I should zinc of a new one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:50 pm

If Avogadro calls tell him to leave his number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:54 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, "For you, NO CHARGE."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selina Bellin 2B » Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:13 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking lmao

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zack Barta 3I » Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:19 pm

Thanks

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Postby Zack Barta 3I » Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:20 pm

Thanks

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zack Barta 3I » Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:20 pm

that's hilarious

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 505095972 » Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:38 pm

OMG! Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are a couple?!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 505095972 » Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:40 pm

OMG! Did you hear that Magnesium and Oxygen are a couple?!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:04 am

How did the political science major define free radical on his chemistry exam?

A wild protestor.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:06 am

What do you call a joke that has cobalt, radon, and yttrium in it?

CoRnY!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:08 am

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

h2o-cubed!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:45 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:46 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:46 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:31 pm

What kind of dogs to chemists have?
- Laboratory retrievers!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:33 pm

Think like a proton and stay positive!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:35 pm

Q: What did one charged atom say to the other?

A: I've got my ion you!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:36 pm

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:37 pm

A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:39 pm

Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:41 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walking into the bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:52 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:10 pm

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:10 pm

Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:11 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:43 pm

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
2Na!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Tue Nov 06, 2018 6:27 pm

I don't trust atoms...

I heard they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Tue Nov 06, 2018 6:29 pm

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Tue Nov 06, 2018 6:30 pm

Did you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory? His business went insolvent.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:15 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ElliotPourdavoud 1A » Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:13 pm

The human body is primarily composed of Carbon, Hydrogen, and Oxygen, and a little bit of Sodium, so that means we're 100% NaCHO ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nawaphan Watanasirisuk 3B » Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:12 am

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:07 am

Whats the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:08 am

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, “AU, get out of here!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:14 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:14 pm

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:15 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Leslie Cheng 4B » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:41 pm

"Did you lose an electron? I'm going to keep ion on it"

Cation: noun
an atom with a paw-sitive charge!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby marinhaluza_1 » Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:04 pm

All I want for Christmas is... Yttirium, Oxygen, and Uranium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby marinhaluza_1 » Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:06 pm

Polar bears are really good at working together in chemistry because they create polar bonds.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby shaunajava2e » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:40 am

what is the chemical formula for a banana?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby shaunajava2e » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:41 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby shaunajava2e » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:43 am

all the good chemistry jokes Argon, i think we should take the bad ones and Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alyssa Wilson 2A » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:37 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Celine Hoh 2L » Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:08 pm

Not quite chem related but..
Why do many pre-med students want to donate their bodies to research after they die?

Because that is the only way for them to get into med school.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:18 pm

Why cant you drink CH2O?
'cause its seawater

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:22 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
its a polar bear

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:30 pm

I wish to apologize for not having more chemistry jokes, but I only add them periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 505095972 » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:49 pm

I know my friends don't like chemistry jokes... but I tell them periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:06 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:12 pm

What's a cation?

An ion with a paws-itive charge!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Sat Nov 10, 2018 6:21 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:45 am

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Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:13 pm

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Postby ChelseaMae3D » Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:35 pm

Have you heard of the new element on the periodic table?

Ah! the element of surprise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:01 pm

Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:02 pm

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:03 pm

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:03 pm

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby davidbakalov_lec2_2L » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:00 pm

Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!" The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:03 pm

What was Avogrado's favorite sport?
Golf because he always got a mole-in-one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ArielKim3C » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:35 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:36 pm

Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?
Because they lack the element of surprise

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ArielKim3C » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:37 pm

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?
2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:06 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cong 3C » Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:51 pm

Chemistry is Fluorine, Uranium, Nitrogen

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eruchi Okpara 2E » Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:00 pm

That was sodium funny.

I slapped my neon that one!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adriana_4H » Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:02 pm

What do you do to a dead chemist?

You barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404817859 » Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:21 pm

What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:29 pm

What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:30 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.


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