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Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
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Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.
It was CoRnY.
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.
He's 0K now.
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
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I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walking into the bar?
OH SNaP!
OH SNaP!
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.
He's 0K now.
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Did you know that you can lower your body temperature to -273 °C and be perfectly 0K?
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Organic chemists talking about d-orbitals is cultural appropriation at its worst.
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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Q: What was Avogadro's favorite sport?
A: Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.
A: Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring where the carbon atoms are replaced with iron atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel
A: A ferrous wheel
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery
He was booked for a salt and battery
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Q: What did one angry water molecule say to the other water molecule?
A: Get bent!
A: Get bent!
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Did you hear about the dude who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now
He's 0K now
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? A: “You May have graduated, but I’ve got many degrees.”
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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What's a pirate's favorite element? (your victim may assume "arrrrgon".)
Gold.
Gold.
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Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.
It was CoRnY.
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If H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4?
Drinking, bathing, and lots of other daily activities.
Drinking, bathing, and lots of other daily activities.
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Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy?
Because it’s pretty basic stuff.
Because it’s pretty basic stuff.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light!"
He says, "No, I'm traveling light!"
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I would tell another chemistry joke...
... but all the good ones Argon
... but all the good ones Argon
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Q: did you know proton's have mass?
A: i didn't even know they were catholic...
A: i didn't even know they were catholic...
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How did the political science major define free radical on his chemistry exam?
A wild protestor
A wild protestor
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did y'all hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? he's 0K now
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A: What's the formula for water?
B: H I J K L M N O
A: That's wrong!
B: Nope, the formula is H to O
B: H I J K L M N O
A: That's wrong!
B: Nope, the formula is H to O
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.
Because it's in the ground state.
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The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state!
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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I tried to tell a joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium
it was CoRnY
it was CoRnY
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Did you read the book about Helium? I heard you can't put it down.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
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I tried writing jokes about the periodic table, but I realized that it wasn’t quite in my element.
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Did you know that you can lower your body temperature to -273 °C and be perfectly 0K?
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