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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:45 pm

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:46 pm

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zack Barta 3I » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:01 pm

haha

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Postby Zack Barta 3I » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:01 pm

haha

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Postby Zack Barta 3I » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:02 pm

haha

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:48 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 505095972 » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:10 pm

Do you want to hear a post about Nitric Oxide?

NO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 505095972 » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:10 pm

When I tell chemistry jokes, I normally get a good reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705022748 » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:13 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:36 am

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:37 am

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:37 am

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:18 am

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:27 am

What did one charged atom say to the other?
I’ve got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:36 am

Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Sun Nov 18, 2018 3:56 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Sun Nov 18, 2018 3:56 pm

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Sun Nov 18, 2018 3:57 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?

To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:44 pm

Every dipole has its moment.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:46 pm

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:47 pm

What do you do with dead chemists? Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liza Hayrapetyan-3K » Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:48 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liza Hayrapetyan-3K » Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:49 pm

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:36 pm

What show does cesium and iodine love to watch together?

CsI!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:42 pm

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walking into the bar?

OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:55 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Sun Nov 18, 2018 6:12 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Nov 18, 2018 6:59 pm

If Avogadro calls tell him to leave his number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:02 pm

What does Mariah Carey want for Christmas?
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sonalivij » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:16 pm

I post bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Ar(gone) :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:43 pm

Did you know that you can lower your body temperature to -273 °C and be perfectly 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:44 pm

Organic chemists talking about d-orbitals is cultural appropriation at its worst.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:44 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:46 pm

Chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:50 pm

Q: What was Avogadro's favorite sport?
A: Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:53 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring where the carbon atoms are replaced with iron atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:28 pm

dont trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404817859 » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:39 pm

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:00 pm

How was Oxygen's date with Potassium?
It went OK

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:22 pm

Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:24 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was a polar bear.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 405169322 » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:27 pm

Q: What did one angry water molecule say to the other water molecule?
A: Get bent!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 405098546 » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:46 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:50 pm

Did you hear about the dude who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:31 pm

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? A: “You May have graduated, but I’ve got many degrees.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:31 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:32 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Cook » Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:48 pm

How do you post on Chemistry Community?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:32 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:33 pm

I would tell another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:34 pm

What's a pirate's favorite element? (your victim may assume "arrrrgon".)


Gold.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:34 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?



Because it was polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:42 pm

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:44 pm

If H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4?
Drinking, bathing, and lots of other daily activities.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:44 pm

Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy?
Because it’s pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Wed Nov 21, 2018 11:19 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Wed Nov 21, 2018 11:20 pm

What kind of fish is made up of sodium?
2 Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:38 pm

What is the chemical formula for a banana?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:39 pm

What did one charged atom say to the other?
I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:40 pm

Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:37 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:38 pm

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

2Na!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:44 pm

What would you call a remake of the film Tron?

neutron!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:13 am

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:14 am

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:15 am

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachana_korapati3C » Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:36 am

I would tell another chemistry joke...
... but all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachana_korapati3C » Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:39 am

Q: did you know proton's have mass?
A: i didn't even know they were catholic...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jim Brown 14B Lec1 » Sun Nov 25, 2018 12:36 pm

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sodium chloride

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:06 pm

Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:10 pm

How did the political science major define free radical on his chemistry exam?
A wild protestor

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:11 pm

How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
Avocados number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Esther Lee 4H » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:17 pm

did y'all hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? he's 0K now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:40 pm

a chem roast:

you a 10? maybe on a pH scale, cuz you're basic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vana Mirzakhani 3I » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:56 pm

A: What's the formula for water?
B: H I J K L M N O
A: That's wrong!
B: Nope, the formula is H to O

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Nov 25, 2018 9:14 pm

What's a chemist's favorite pet?
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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Nov 25, 2018 9:16 pm

me, coming back from break
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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Nov 25, 2018 9:21 pm

14/14
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804994652 » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:13 pm

If Avogadro calls tell him to leave his number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404817859 » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:14 pm

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804994652 » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:17 pm

once i told a chemistry joke...there was no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:18 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:20 pm

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:21 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:26 pm

I tried to tell a joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium
it was CoRnY

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:29 pm

Do you know what went down between Sodium and Hydrogen?
NaH

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804994652 » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:30 pm

What is the gender of Iron Man?
Fe Male

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:55 pm

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:56 pm

Did you read the book about Helium? I heard you can't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:57 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:44 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:45 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:46 am

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:13 am

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:13 am

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:14 am

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table, but I realized that it wasn’t quite in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Mon Nov 26, 2018 2:33 pm

Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Mon Nov 26, 2018 2:36 pm

Did you know that you can lower your body temperature to -273 °C and be perfectly 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Mon Nov 26, 2018 2:38 pm

Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. They really bonded.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby davidbakalov_lec2_2L » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:28 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium


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