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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby davidbakalov_lec2_2L » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:30 pm

What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby davidbakalov_lec2_2L » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:31 pm

Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler Vu 4I » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:08 pm

What do you call a pawsitive kitten? A cation

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler Vu 4I » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:10 pm

The formula for ice is H2O^cubed

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Searra Harding 4I » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:55 pm

The name's bond...sigma bond. (hope you all get the reference)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aiden Atoori 1C » Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:19 pm

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904837647 » Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:50 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904837647 » Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:50 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904837647 » Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:51 pm

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anne Kim 3F » Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:45 pm

Not a chem joke, but Lavelle looks like Larry David
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:51 pm

Do you know any sodium jokes?

Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:52 pm

What did cobalt and aluminum get for Christmas?

CoAl! :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:57 pm

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Sat Dec 01, 2018 4:35 pm

Are made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?
Because you are F-I-Ne.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby davidbakalov_lec2_2L » Sat Dec 01, 2018 6:54 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sun Dec 02, 2018 2:44 pm

take all ur lame chem jokes and... barium!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:18 pm

Every dipole has its moment.

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Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:21 pm

I hate learning about electrons. I get so Bohr'd!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:11 pm

good luck on finals everyone!
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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:12 pm

and happy holidays :)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404817859 » Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:09 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ElliotPourdavoud 1A » Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:59 pm

I don't trust atoms.... I heard they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:14 am

What type of tree did the scientist get for Christmas?

A chemisTREE

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:15 am

Jokes about Na are sodium funny!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:19 am

Don’t worry. Oxidents happen.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonas Talandis » Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:42 am

What is the chemical formula for a Banana?

BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:40 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:49 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult.


Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Millicent Navarro 1I » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:44 pm

I try to tell Chemistry jokes but there are no reactions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:38 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:39 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:39 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:40 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:41 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:42 pm

Titanium is an amorous metal. When it gets hot, it will combine with anything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:45 pm

Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Dang 1H » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:38 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Dang 1H » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:39 pm

Did you hear about oxygen’s date with potassium?
It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Dang 1H » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:40 pm

What’s Iron Man’s favorite amusement park ride?
The ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Dang 1H » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:40 pm

Why did the attacking army use acid?
To neutralize the enemy’s base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:43 pm

Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:45 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A (fe)rrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:46 pm

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Madeloso 4H » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:47 pm

Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avocado's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:06 pm

There was a chemist reading a book about helium.


….He just couldn't put it down

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:07 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:07 pm

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:07 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:08 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:08 pm

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:09 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:11 pm

A person asked a chemist "What's new?"
The chemist replied: "C over Lambda"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:12 pm

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:20 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a beer?
The barman says "For you, no charge!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:22 pm

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?

OMg!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:26 pm

Chemistry jokes are boron, but physics jokes have potential!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby RandallNeeDis3K » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:54 am

Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby shaunajava2e » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:00 am

Don't tell jokes to noble gases you'll get no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby shaunajava2e » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:00 am

The best thing about learning equilibrium is that nothing changes.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby chrisdinkel_4E » Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:08 pm

VSPER? I hardly know her!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler Vu 4I » Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:26 am

What is Garfield's favorite part of chemistry? Lanthanum-Sulfur-Silver-Sodium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:46 am

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:46 am

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:46 am

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:47 am

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:47 am

Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
NaBrO.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:47 am

Did you hear about oxygen’s date with potassium?
It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:11 am

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze

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Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:12 am

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:12 am

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:13 am

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:14 am

Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachana_korapati3C » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:05 am

Q: What did the pregnant scientist say at the end of her electrolysis experiment?
A: "My water broke."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachana_korapati3C » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:06 am

Q: Why shouldn't you believe anything alcohol says?
A: 'Cause alkyl ha-lide

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:54 pm

After a whole day of getting to know each other, the cation finally finds the courage to ask the anion to swap numbers.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:49 pm

What does a teary-eyed, joyful Santa say about chemistry?
HOH, HOH, HOH!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:50 pm

What is the dullest element?
Bohrium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:14 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:18 pm

When I learned how many electrons an oxygen atom needs to fill its first orbital, I was like :O

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:19 pm

What's the fastest Noble gas?
Neeeeeon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:20 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe

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Postby 805169754 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:30 pm

What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:36 pm

If H20 is water, what is H204?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:37 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Tran 4K » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:53 pm

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?

How did it go?

It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jackie Ngo 1C » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:09 pm

"What kind of bear is soluble in water?"
"A polar bear!!!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jackie Ngo 1C » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:20 pm

"Anyone know any jokes about sodium?"
"Na"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jackie Ngo 1C » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:22 pm

"What's the chemical formula for banana?"
"BaNa2"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jackie Ngo 1C » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:25 pm

"Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy?"
"Because it's some pretty basic stuff"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jackie Ngo 1C » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:32 pm

"you must be made of copper and tellurium! because you're so CuTe" ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:35 pm

Jackie Ngo 1C wrote:"you must be made of copper and tellurium! because you're so CuTe" ;)

im laughing ur jokes are so funny!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:52 pm

I lost another electron. You really have to keep an ion them.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby shaunajava2e » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:15 am

You must be full of copper and tellurium because you're CuTe!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby havishgattu » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:23 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender smiles and responds “ for you, no charge” :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:28 pm

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

A: They are cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:29 pm

Q: How can you tell the chemist in the restroom?

A: He washes his hands BEFORE he goes.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:29 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?

A: He got Avogadro’s number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashe Chen 2C » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:32 pm

Two scientists sit down at a restaurant

The first scientist: I'll have H2O
The second scientist: I'll have H20, also.
The second scientist’s arch nemesis disguised as a waiter: [under breath] so close....

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 505095972 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:05 pm

I tried to write a joke about the periodic table... but I wasn’t quite in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby I am Sodium Funny » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:56 pm

Who wants to date, we already have good chemistry... maybe we can find a bond ;)


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