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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:52 pm

Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arman M 1A » Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:10 pm

Don't be So Salt - y. I don't know why the Y isn't included at the end lol!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby davidbakalov_lec2_2L » Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:01 pm

I’d tell more chemistry jokes, but the best ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby davidbakalov_lec2_2L » Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:01 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: (H2O)^3.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby I am Sodium Funny » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:08 pm

Jonathan Shih 3H wrote:If H20 is water, what is H204?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.

Anyone know any jokes about the element sodium?
Na.

Have been trying to figure out the first joke for almost a year and I can't figure out lmao

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby I am Sodium Funny » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:28 pm

Anna Nordstrom 1A wrote:Enjoy the joke!

hehe moles lol

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:15 pm

What did the pregnant scientist say at the end of her electrolysis experiment?
"My water broke"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:16 pm

Why did chlorine get in trouble for the acid attack?
It was guilt by dissociation.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:18 pm

What is Iron Man's gender?
Fe Male

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleTran 1I » Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:22 pm

I told a chemistry joke on here once, but I didn't get a reaction :C

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:23 pm

Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:23 pm

I would write a funny chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleTran 1I » Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:24 pm

An acid with an attitude is jut an a-mean-o-acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleTran 1I » Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:25 pm

What is Cesium and Iodine's favorite drama?

CSI C:

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sun Feb 03, 2019 3:13 pm

y'all should zinc of new chemistry jokes

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gisselle Sainz 2F » Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:22 pm

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gisselle Sainz 2F » Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:23 pm

Every dipole has its moment

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:34 pm

Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:39 pm

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-breeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:40 pm

What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?
A chemistree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tony Ong 3K » Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:34 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.

*H202 is hydrogen peroxide

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tony Ong 3K » Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:35 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tony Ong 3K » Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:38 pm

Did you hear the joke about the chemist?
Me neither.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:31 pm

Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:31 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:32 pm

The best thing about learning equilibrium is that nothing changes.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:33 pm

All of my good chemistry jokes argon, so I had to resort to this basic one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:34 pm

Beware of enthalpy pirates!
They’ll steal all your joules

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:34 pm

Entropy: it’s not what it used to be.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phil Timoteo 1K » Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:52 am

Photons don't ever need help with their luggage, they're traveling light. LOL

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:19 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:20 pm

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:21 pm

The best thing about learning equilibrium is that nothing changes.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:07 am

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:07 am

Every dipole has its moment

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:11 am

Why do white bears dissolve in water? they're polar

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gracie Ge 2E » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:28 pm

a teacher asks three students if they can fill up an entire classroom with something.
half an hour later, student A returns with a sack of flour, shuts the windows, and pours the flour all over the room.
student B lights a candle and brings it into the room.
student C sees this and runs.
student C survives.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gracie Ge 2E » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:38 pm

a photon arrives at a hotel. "do you need to check in your luggage?", the receptionist asks.
"no," the photon replies, "i'm traveling light".
(not exactly chemistry but

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arman M 1A » Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:03 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:32 pm

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:33 pm

What was Avogadro’s favorite sport?
Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shreya_Bharadwaj_1D » Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:53 pm

I don't trust atoms because they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby I am Sodium Funny » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:04 pm

Lmao

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby I am Sodium Funny » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:10 pm

I started using tinder to ignite up my love life bt it had a negative reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:10 am

I dare you to lower your body temperature to absolute zero.

I promise you’ll be 0K!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:11 am

Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?

Becauze you’re FINe!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:12 am

Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?

Because it’s in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kriti Goyal 4K 19 » Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:29 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kriti Goyal 4K 19 » Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:30 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kriti Goyal 4K 19 » Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:30 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eva Guillory 2E » Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:35 pm

Honestly, it's kinda hard to come up with clever jokes for this thread. All the good ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby davidbakalov_lec2_2L » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:59 pm

Q: What do you call a clown in prison?
A: Silicon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:25 pm

i try to post chemistry jokes but theres no reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:25 pm

how often do i tell chemistry jokes?

periodically

jk weekly

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:27 pm

the name's bond, ionic bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:29 pm

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:31 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:33 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:49 am

What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados? Guacamole

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:49 am

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he’s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: ” Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know where I am”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_4L » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:50 am

Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tony Ong 3K » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:00 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

hehehehehe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tony Ong 3K » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:01 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tony Ong 3K » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:01 pm

hehe this ones a goood one

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

hehe get it?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gracie Ge 2E » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:45 pm

iphone 6 has four friends.
iphone 6s, iphone 6p, iphone 6d, iphone 6f.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleTran 1I » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:46 pm

I can't trust atoms anymore, I heard they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:19 pm

Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:20 pm

Every dipole has their moment.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:20 pm

Free radicals have revolutionized chemistry.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:21 pm

I studied exothermic reactions before they were cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:21 pm

yo momma so ugly not even fluorine would bond w her.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:22 pm

Q: Why does the army use acid?
A: To neutralize the enemy base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:24 pm

Q: What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados?
A: Guacamole

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:24 pm

Q: Why should you go drinking with neutrons?
A: Wherever they go, there’s no charge.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:25 pm

Q: What do you call a clown in prison?
A: Silicon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:40 am

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:42 am

Are you a carbon sample? Because I'd like to date you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:46 am

I told my friend a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LaurenJuul_1B » Fri Feb 15, 2019 1:38 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904914909 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 1:40 pm

What was the chemists favorite drink?
ChemisTEA

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Letizia Ye 4F » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:45 pm

Q: What is Josaiah Willard Gibbs' favorite holiday?
A: ThanksGibbing

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexa_Henrie_1I » Sat Feb 16, 2019 6:01 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sean_Rodriguez_1J » Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:02 pm

Why does a pound of hamburger have less energy than a pound of steak?



Because it is in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:49 pm

what do you call iron blowing in the wind?

FeBreeze!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:49 pm

if a king farts, is it a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael Torres 4I » Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:48 pm

OMG

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are a couple?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:03 am

If a king farts is it a Nobel gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:03 am

Once i told a chemistry joke... but there was no reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:04 am

I try to only tell chemistry jokes periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cienna Henry 1J » Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:30 am

What did one charged atom say to the other? I’ve got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Douglas Nguyen 2J » Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:38 pm

I tell biology jokes because all of the chemistry ones argon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Luis_Yepez_1F » Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:24 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

An A-mean-o-acid.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:46 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:46 pm

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:51 pm

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:51 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Porus_Karwa_2E » Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:52 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!


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