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Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.
A: CoRnY.
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Don't be So Salt - y. I don't know why the Y isn't included at the end lol!
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: (H2O)^3.
A: (H2O)^3.
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Jonathan Shih 3H wrote:If H20 is water, what is H204?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
Anyone know any jokes about the element sodium?
Na.
Have been trying to figure out the first joke for almost a year and I can't figure out lmao
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What did the pregnant scientist say at the end of her electrolysis experiment?
"My water broke"
"My water broke"
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Why did chlorine get in trouble for the acid attack?
It was guilt by dissociation.
It was guilt by dissociation.
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I told a chemistry joke on here once, but I didn't get a reaction :C
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Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.
*H202 is hydrogen peroxide
One says, “I’ll have an H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.
*H202 is hydrogen peroxide
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
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Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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The best thing about learning equilibrium is that nothing changes.
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All of my good chemistry jokes argon, so I had to resort to this basic one.
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Photons don't ever need help with their luggage, they're traveling light. LOL
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The best thing about learning equilibrium is that nothing changes.
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a teacher asks three students if they can fill up an entire classroom with something.
half an hour later, student A returns with a sack of flour, shuts the windows, and pours the flour all over the room.
student B lights a candle and brings it into the room.
student C sees this and runs.
student C survives.
half an hour later, student A returns with a sack of flour, shuts the windows, and pours the flour all over the room.
student B lights a candle and brings it into the room.
student C sees this and runs.
student C survives.
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a photon arrives at a hotel. "do you need to check in your luggage?", the receptionist asks.
"no," the photon replies, "i'm traveling light".
(not exactly chemistry but
"no," the photon replies, "i'm traveling light".
(not exactly chemistry but
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe
HeHe
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What was Avogadro’s favorite sport?
Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.
Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.
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I started using tinder to ignite up my love life bt it had a negative reaction
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I dare you to lower your body temperature to absolute zero.
I promise you’ll be 0K!
I promise you’ll be 0K!
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Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?
Because it’s in the ground state!
Because it’s in the ground state!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Honestly, it's kinda hard to come up with clever jokes for this thread. All the good ones argon.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he’s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: ” Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know where I am”.
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Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
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hehe this ones a goood one
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
hehe get it?
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
hehe get it?
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iphone 6 has four friends.
iphone 6s, iphone 6p, iphone 6d, iphone 6f.
iphone 6s, iphone 6p, iphone 6d, iphone 6f.
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Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Q: Why should you go drinking with neutrons?
A: Wherever they go, there’s no charge.
A: Wherever they go, there’s no charge.
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You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K?
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Q: What is Josaiah Willard Gibbs' favorite holiday?
A: ThanksGibbing
A: ThanksGibbing
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Why does a pound of hamburger have less energy than a pound of steak?
Because it is in the ground state.
Because it is in the ground state.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe
HeHe
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A: He got Avogadro's number!
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