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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!
He got Avogadro's number!
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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What did the cashier say to Gibbs when he bought an energy drink?
"Don't worry about it. It's free.”
"Don't worry about it. It's free.”
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Why do chemistry teachers like to teach about ammonia?
It’s pretty basic stuff.
It’s pretty basic stuff.
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ION them."
hahahhahahhaa
hahahhahahhaa
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
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Fe Fe
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Fe - Fe
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
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Fe Fe
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Fe - Fe
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light.
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Hello, while I was procrastinating my studies, I drew Lavelle! Thought I would share this with all of you!! Thanks for being a great professor !
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Why does a pound of hamburger have less energy than a pound of steak?
Because it's in ground state.
Because it's in ground state.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0 K?
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Chemistry Community is such a great resource so I only try to post jokes periodically
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Physical chemists must be rich because they have so many joules!! Hehe
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haha...
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Spongebob memes never get old...
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yikes..
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ouch..
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Why is it best to teach thermodynamics on a cliff?
Because there's more potential there!
Because there's more potential there!
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A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar? He got Avogadro's number!
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A proton and a neutron were walking down the street. The proton says, "Stop, I dropped an electron. Help me look for it." The neutron asks, "Are you sure?" The proton replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
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Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
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Why did the attacking army use acid?
To neutralize the enemy’s base!
To neutralize the enemy’s base!
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium!
If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium!
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Two men walk into a bar. the first man orders H2O, the second man asks for "H2O too". the second man dies.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? a one molar solution
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bar tender how much for a soft drink. The bartender replies, "for you, no charge!"
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.
He's 0K now.
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Why are chemists good at solving problems? They have all the solutions.
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Why do chemists like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: (H2O)3.
A: (H2O)3.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, and iron?
A KNiFe.
A KNiFe.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
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Fe Fe
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Fe - Fe
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
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Fe - Fe
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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You must be a compound of beryllium and barium because you're a real BaBe
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now
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