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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleTran 1I » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:04 pm

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?

It's pretty basic, really.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleTran 1I » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:05 pm

Chemistry is a lot like cooking, only you really shouldn't lick the spoon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleTran 1I » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:07 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:19 pm

I know a guy who cooled himself to -273.15C.
He was 0k.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:20 pm

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:21 pm

Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Lung 1I » Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:51 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?


2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:20 pm

How did the hipster chemist burn his hand?
He picked up his beaker before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:21 pm

Why did the attacking army use acid?
To neutralize the enemy’s base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:21 pm

What did the thermometer say to the measuring cylinder?
“You may be graduated, but I have several degrees.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:22 pm

I dare you to lower your body temperature to absolute zero.
I promise you'll be 0K.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:23 pm

Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, "That's a salt!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:24 pm

Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:25 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, "I'll have an ‎H2O." The other says, "I'll have an ‎H2O, too." The second chemist died

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:26 pm

I would tell another chemistry joke...
...but all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:06 pm

Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805169754 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:31 pm

Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gracie Ge 2E » Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:01 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
keep telling them until you get a reaction.

(ughhhhhhhhhhhh)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:03 pm

Two atoms are walking down a street.
One of them shouts, "Hey, I lost an electron!"
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:04 pm

The best thing about learning about equilibrium is that nothing changes.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1E » Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:04 pm

Learning about electrons is exciting, they bring chemistry to a whole new level.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 505095972 » Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:48 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 505095972 » Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:49 pm

Q: What is the dullest element?
A: Bohrium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samantha Silva 1F » Sat Mar 09, 2019 3:10 pm

We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gracie Ge 2E » Sat Mar 09, 2019 6:05 pm

found this online.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:02 pm

Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get out of here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:03 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
You barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 4C » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:05 pm

Got mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 602-1023!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:08 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:09 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:12 pm

What did one ion say to the other?
I’ve got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gisselle Sainz 2F » Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:06 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:23 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:24 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:24 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:28 pm

(you're welcome)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:28 pm

Fe = Iron and Male = Man
Therefore, Female = Ironman

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:44 am

two chemists walk into a bar
one says i'll have an h2o
the other says i'll have an h2o too

the second chemist dies...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:49 am

if avogadro calls tell him to leave his number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:47 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:48 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emilia z » Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:49 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:56 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:57 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:57 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tuong Nguyen 2I » Tue Mar 12, 2019 4:00 pm

I was gonna tell a chemistry joke, but then I thought "Na... no one would get it."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Lung 1I » Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:23 pm

What's the difference between chemistry jokes and physics jokes?

Chemistry jokes can be funny periodically, but physics jokes have more potential.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Lung 1I » Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:33 pm

Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?

It's the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Lung 1I » Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:33 pm

I would tell another chemistry joke
...but all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LaurenJuul_1B » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:03 am

Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O, too.”
The second chemist dies.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LaurenJuul_1B » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:04 am

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 905084274 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:34 pm

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 905084274 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:35 pm

All the best chemistry jokes...Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 905084274 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:35 pm

If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Priscilla Okaiteye » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:29 am

I thought this was kind of cute when I saw it...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Priscilla Okaiteye » Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:59 am

Pick up line joke:

You must be a compound of Barium and Beryllium because you are a
BaBe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nikki Bych 1I » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:45 pm

Why do chemistry do well when working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nikki Bych 1I » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:47 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Because it was a POLAR bear!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Millicent Navarro 1I » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:32 pm

Lose an electron? Gotta keep ion it.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:41 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. It causes alkynes of problems.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:41 pm

What element derives from a Norse [censored]?

Thorium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishali 1D » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:42 pm

What would you call a clown in jail?

Silicon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:48 pm

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Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:49 pm

lol
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Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:50 pm

haha..
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Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:55 pm

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Postby Ivana Gutierrez 2L » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:55 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kriti Goyal 4K 19 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:15 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kriti Goyal 4K 19 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:16 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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Postby Kriti Goyal 4K 19 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:17 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shreya_Bharadwaj_1D » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:01 am

What do you call an acid with attitude?
An a-mean-o Acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:37 am

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:37 am

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:38 am

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:39 am

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:39 am

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 2H » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:40 am

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eruchi Okpara 2E » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:26 am

I try to tell Chemistry jokes, but there's no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan Christie 1I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:34 pm

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby varunhariharan » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:13 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby varunhariharan » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:14 pm

I am trying to think of more chemistry jokes by they all argon...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Celio_G_Dis2C » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:55 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Celio_G_Dis2C » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:56 pm

: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Celio_G_Dis2C » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:57 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleTran 1I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:01 pm

A chemistry lab is a lot like a party! Some drop acid, some drop the bass.

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Postby MichelleTran 1I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:02 pm

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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:47 pm

Lady Ga^2
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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:48 pm

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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:52 pm

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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:53 pm

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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:56 pm

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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:58 pm

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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:59 pm

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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:01 pm

we love sodium
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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:03 pm

(this was accidental im sorry)
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Postby Sydney Takeda 2I » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:04 pm

whoops
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