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Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:29 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:30 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:33 pm

Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:41 pm

Chemistry is really funny, there are even people who laugh at nitrogen(I) oxide.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:42 pm

H20 is water and H202 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H204?

Drinking

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:42 pm

How many atoms in a guacamole?

Avocado's number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:44 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:44 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:45 pm

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:46 pm

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

They bonded well from the minute they met.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:47 pm

What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:47 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:48 pm

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?

A KNiFe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:48 pm

Why are chemists great for solving problems?

They have all the solutions

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:49 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:50 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:50 pm

Free radicals have revolutionized chemistry.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryant Vong 2G » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:51 pm

What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?

Methylated Spirits

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:00 pm

Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:01 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street…
One atom says to the other, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!” The other asks, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:03 pm

What do dipoles say in passing?
"Have you got a moment?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Giselle1B » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:06 pm

"What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?"
-"Keep telling them until you get a reaction."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:08 pm

Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:10 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:11 pm

Why are chemists great for solving problems?
They have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Giselle1B » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:28 pm

I would tell another chemistry joke...
...but all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Giselle1B » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:31 pm

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Postby Giselle1B » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:45 pm

"In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race. When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was 'I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step.'

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Giselle1B » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:51 pm

"I initially decided to write jokes about the Periodic Table, but never really felt I was in my element."

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Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:27 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, “For you, no charge”.

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Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:28 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:34 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult.

Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:36 pm

If the Queen farts, is it a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:36 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:37 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

Because they're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaZ 1J » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:37 pm

I know a guy who cooled himself to -273.15C.

He was 0K.

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Postby Chem_Mod » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:38 am

AngelaZ 1J wrote:What do dipoles say in passing?
"Have you got a moment?"


:-)

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Postby Chem_Mod » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:38 am

Giselle1B wrote:"In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race. When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was 'I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step.'


Good one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yilun Ding » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:46 pm

When a chemist dies, they barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yilun Ding » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:47 pm

never trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yilun Ding » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:53 pm

Heisenberg was caught speeding. The cops pulled him over and asked "do you know how fast you were going? " Heisenberg says "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was!" The cops were like " you were going 120 mph in 80 mph zone!" Heisenberg says " Great! Now I am lost."

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Postby Jennifer Zhou 1A » Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:05 pm

This is really cute!! (More of a biology joke though
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Postby Jennifer Zhou 1A » Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:26 pm

isomers
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Postby Jennifer Zhou 1A » Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:27 pm

What can you make when you have 6.022x10^23 avocados?

Guacamole, because you gotta follow Avocado’s Law.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer Zhou 1A » Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:45 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar
The first chemist says I'll have some H2O. The second says I'll have some H2O too. The second one dies shortly after.

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Postby Jeril Joseph 1B » Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:30 pm

A gold atom went to a bar, and the bartender said, "Au, get out of here."

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Postby Jennifer Zhou 1A » Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:42 pm

Even FaceApp can't make this plastic bottle age well. Only recycling can do that.
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Postby Yilun Ding » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:47 pm

A joke about photon.
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Postby Yilun Ding » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:48 pm

A joke about Helium.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mitchell Koss 4G » Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:34 pm

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

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Postby Chetas Holagunda 3H » Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:34 pm

Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy?

It's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Matt Sanruk 4F » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:56 am

It's so hard coming up with a good joke since all them argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 405335722 » Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:09 pm

I love to tell chemistry jokes!! But I only get a reaction periodically...

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Postby 605308157 » Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:55 pm

Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar.
The bartender exclaims "OH SNaP!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cassandra_1K » Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:20 pm

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

It was CoRnY.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Naren_Ramesh_4D » Wed Oct 02, 2019 9:15 pm

This chemistry joke is really cheesy because all the good chemistry jokes Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby madijohnson_4A » Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:04 pm

I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liliana Aguas 3G » Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:39 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?



...... laboratory retrievers......

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Grover 3G » Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:41 pm

I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jake Gallardo 3G » Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:50 pm

I don't trust atoms... I heard they make everything up

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby plopezcordon_4C » Thu Oct 03, 2019 10:59 pm

What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf because he always got a mole-in-one

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby plopezcordon_4C » Thu Oct 03, 2019 11:01 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda 3H » Fri Oct 04, 2019 12:26 am

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda 3H » Fri Oct 04, 2019 12:27 am

What is "HIJKLMNO"? H2O

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Postby Kennya Ramos 1E » Fri Oct 04, 2019 2:18 pm

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby HannahBui 3I » Fri Oct 04, 2019 3:23 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes? Keep telling them until you get a reaction!

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Postby Amina Durrani 3G » Fri Oct 04, 2019 7:12 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.

He He He (Helium Helium Helium)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hailey Kim 3B » Fri Oct 04, 2019 7:16 pm

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table...

... but then I realized I wasn't quite in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chanel D_4E » Fri Oct 04, 2019 7:41 pm

oxygen+sodium+sodium = O Na Na whats my name...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Keerthana Sivathasan 4G » Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:16 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:49 am

Q: How often do chemists tell jokes?

A: Periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 405404782 Gabriel Rigole 4F » Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:05 am

Q: What did the officer molecule say to the suspect atom?

A:I got my ion you.

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Postby Brian J Cheng 1A » Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:52 am

Friend: What's H2O?

Me: Water.

Friend: Ok, what's 100000000000000000000000000000000000H2O?

Me: IDK, a flood??

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Benitez 1C » Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:44 pm

Me: Do you know why I make bad jokes about chemistry?
Friend: No, why?
Me: Because, all the good one's Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Benitez 1C » Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:50 pm

Thanos got jokes!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adelpha Chan 1B » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:44 am

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you

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Postby Adelpha Chan 1B » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:45 am

Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

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Postby Adelpha Chan 1B » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:56 am

Q: How often do I tell chemistry jokes?
A: Periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley Fang 3J » Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:57 pm

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny!
I slapped my neon that one!

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Postby Ashley Fang 3J » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:00 pm

The one true bro
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Postby Ashley Fang 3J » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:01 pm

Yes, I am positive!
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Postby Ashley Fang 3J » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:01 pm

Hohoho
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Postby AnvitaaAnandkumar_1B » Tue Oct 08, 2019 12:43 pm

Q: What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
A: Mole-tiple choice.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kavee Dodampahala 4E » Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:00 pm

If no one laughs at your chem jokes, keep going until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yailin Romo 1B » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:14 pm

did you know that you can cool yourself to -237.15C and still be OK?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yailin Romo 1B » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:16 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you cant helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yailin Romo 1B » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:18 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yailin Romo 1B » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:19 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yailin Romo 1B » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:21 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist sees the glass completely full, half in the liquid state, and half in the vapor state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Matt Sanruk 4F » Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:19 am

Iron Man is a man, but he is also FeMale

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Areli C 3L » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:53 am

Shreyesi Srivastava 2D wrote:Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you sodium fine

How have I never heard this one! HAHAh! :')

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Areli C 3L » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 am

I am Sodium Funny wrote:
Jonathan Shih 3H wrote:If H20 is water, what is H204?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.

Anyone know any jokes about the element sodium?
Na.

Have been trying to figure out the first joke for almost a year and I can't figure out lmao


Hahah it's great. So the first is telling you the formula of water and then the next is telling you what it's for... H204 (for)

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Postby 705327693 » Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:51 pm

The noble gases walk into a bar. No one reacts.

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Postby 705327693 » Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:52 pm

A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much for a drink. The bartender replied, "for you, no charge."

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Postby Debora Fernandez Clemente_ 4H » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:52 am

Enjoy!

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.

“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chanel D_4E » Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:24 pm

Q: What two elements do sheep belt when happy?
A: BaH!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Merin Padayatty 3G » Sat Oct 12, 2019 7:27 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emil Velasco 3I » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:17 pm

Studying chem has shown me a lot of funny jokes

He He He

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy Xiao 1H » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:24 pm

What element best describes me?

The element of indecision: Imnotsurium

Amy Xiao 1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy Xiao 1H » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:29 pm

My Chem teacher argued that Iron Man was a woman.

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