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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Debora Fernandez Clemente_ 4H » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:24 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn’t put it down!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kendal mccarthy » Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:11 pm

Here is one i found that sent me: Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 405398682 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:05 pm

Q: Why cylinders smarter than you?
A:Because they are graduated cylinder

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julieta Serobyan4D » Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:27 pm

Did you hear about oxygen’s date with potassium?
It went OK

This one is the best

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:16 pm

A shopper walks into a supermarket and asks an employee,

Shopper: Would you happen to have any sodium hypobromite?

Employee: NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:31 pm

I'm out of chemistry jokes. I should really Zinc of a new one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:36 pm

The atom symbol for confusion:

Um

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KatherineValdez_4B » Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:09 pm

This isn’t a serious question, but is Schrodinger’s equation related to Schrodingers cat from the Big Bang Theory?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Venus Hagan 3D » Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:27 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up eveything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aman Sankineni 3E » Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:26 pm

How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chetas Holagunda 3H » Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:51 pm

What's the dullest element?

Bohrium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:04 pm

All the good chemistry jokes Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:37 pm

How do you become the most cited scientist of all time?

Change your name to "et al".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:38 pm

Photons have mass?

I didnt know they were catholic!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:38 pm

What do you do with dead chemists? Ya barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:39 pm

Don't ask for chemistry jokes, because you'll never get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:39 pm

You're a 10... on the pH scale because you're basic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 005162520 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:57 pm

Water droplets ask, "Hey oil! Wanna hang out?"
Oil responds "Well I can't mix with you guys."
Water exclaims, "Hydrophobe!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 005162520 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:59 pm

"Right there on the periodic table! Do you see it??"
- "Oh my GAWWD! I can't believe it!"
"It's the element of surprise"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liliana Aguas 3G » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:18 pm

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?????????????????????




It was CoRnY.................. LOL

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liliana Aguas 3G » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:19 pm

Ok my last one was actually corny(hehe) so here's another:

Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen???


NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:09 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?




Because it was polar!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:13 pm

What is HIJKLMNO?



H20!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:14 pm

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?



2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:15 pm

A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:17 pm

Superman is a man. Batman is a man. Spiderman is a man. So why is Ironman a woman?





Because she is a Female.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adelpha Chan 1B » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:22 pm

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny that I slapped my neon that one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adelpha Chan 1B » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:24 pm

Q: Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

A: NaBrO.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sunia Akaveka 4I » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:40 pm

My understanding of chemistry. That's it. That's the joke.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AnvitaaAnandkumar_1B » Wed Oct 16, 2019 1:29 am

Schrödinger and Heisenberg are driving down the motorway when a cop pulls them over.
He walks up to the window and asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but i know exactly where I was."
The cop, thinking that such a weird response deserves further investigation tells Heisenberg to open the boot of the car. He looks in and sees a dead cat.
"Do you know that there's a dead cat in here?' he shouts.
Schrödinger replies, "Well, I do now!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chetas Holagunda 3H » Wed Oct 16, 2019 11:39 am

What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation Anxiety!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rebecca Remple 1J » Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:38 pm

This is definitely the best type of Chemistry Lab :)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby plopezcordon_4C » Fri Oct 18, 2019 10:50 am

What did one photon say to the other?

I'm sick of your interference!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine Fendi 1A » Fri Oct 18, 2019 11:22 am

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby nicole-4d » Fri Oct 18, 2019 3:15 pm

Jenna Kovsky 1I wrote:I heard Potassium and Oxygen went on a date....It went OK

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond

My high school chemistry had the first joke up all year and it always made me laugh!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nicole-4d » Fri Oct 18, 2019 3:16 pm

Adelpha Chan 1B wrote:Q: Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

A: NaBrO.

This was such a good joke. Thanks for the laugh.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Grover 3G » Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:09 pm

Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liliana Aguas 3G » Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:21 pm

In spirit of the topic we're learning:))

What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don't get along?





...... Foe-tons

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GEOVANNAO_3F » Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:51 pm

"Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, a**hole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists."

am I cool now?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian J Cheng 1A » Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:54 pm

Here's a good one:

What is the chemical formula of coffee?

CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GEOVANNAO_3F » Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:32 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

getting this discussion points while laughing at all the other jokes.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KatherineValdez_4B » Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:55 pm

Chemistry jokes are SODIUM funny!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SimranSangha4I » Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:57 pm

What happens when electrons lose their energy?
A: They get Bohr'ed

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kavee Dodampahala 4E » Sun Oct 20, 2019 4:13 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ethan Low 1L » Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:18 pm

Question: How do you become the most cited scientist of all time?

Answer: Change your name to "et al".


'Ba dum tsssssst'


Hope everyone is having a good weekend and lets get through this course together! (:

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:20 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:22 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:23 pm

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.

The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?"

The proton replies "I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:24 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:26 pm

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kevinolvera1j » Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:02 pm

Using E=hv to find the frequency?

Nah bro, just Einstein checking your vibes

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jade Hinds 3G » Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:06 pm

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
because you're Cu Te


lol

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jade Hinds 3G » Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:07 pm

QA: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: They make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 005162520 » Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:59 pm

What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pJimenez3F » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:03 pm

What did the other elements say to Hydrogen?

HAHA WHAT A LONER

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy Xiao 1H » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:11 pm

Why is Helium the best audience for a comedy show?

Because it always says He He He.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy Xiao 1H » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:12 pm

Have you seen the new James Bond movie?

The name's Bond. Covalent Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 005162520 » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:32 pm

Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it is in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Mon Oct 21, 2019 12:03 am

don't laugh too hard
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Postby Ashley Fang 3J » Mon Oct 21, 2019 12:20 am

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Postby Ashley Fang 3J » Mon Oct 21, 2019 12:22 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JOtomo1F » Wed Oct 23, 2019 1:39 am

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Thu Oct 24, 2019 4:25 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?


If you can't Helium and you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Thu Oct 24, 2019 4:27 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, how much for a beer?
The bartender looks up and says, for you no charge.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Thu Oct 24, 2019 4:28 pm

I told a good chemistry joke, but there was no reaction):

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Thu Oct 24, 2019 4:29 pm

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?




They have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Thu Oct 24, 2019 4:30 pm

Exothermic Reactions? I studied them before they were cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Grover 3G » Thu Oct 24, 2019 4:57 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nicole-4d » Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:22 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melvin Reputana 1L » Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:04 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cassandra_1K » Fri Oct 25, 2019 1:25 am

I don't trust atoms, I heard they make up everything...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy Xiao 1H » Sun Oct 27, 2019 1:34 pm

Why are noble gases good at singing?

Because their resonance is the most stable!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy Xiao 1H » Sun Oct 27, 2019 1:37 pm

Do you know any good jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:08 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?

Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:09 pm

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…..but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:09 pm

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

It was CoRnY.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:10 pm

Someone threw sodium chloride at me.

I yelled, “That’s a salt!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1H » Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:13 pm

Why are chemists great for solving problems?

Because they always have a solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:10 pm

helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:11 pm

“What do you do with a sick chemist?”
“If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:12 pm

My teacher threw Sodium Chloride at me. That’s a salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:13 pm

A conversation between two atoms:
I think I’ve lost an electron.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I’m positive.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GEOVANNAO_3F » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:48 pm

The experimentalist comes running excitedly into the theorist's office, waving a graph taken off his latest experiment. "Hmmm," says the theorist, "That's exactly where you'd expect to see that peak. Here's the reason." A long logical explanation follows. In the middle of it, the experimentalist says "Wait a minute", studies the chart for a second, and says, "Oops, this is upside down." He fixes it. "Hmmm," says the theorist, "you'd expect to see a dip in exactly that position. Here's the reason...".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GEOVANNAO_3F » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:48 pm

The experimentalist comes running excitedly into the theorist's office, waving a graph taken off his latest experiment. "Hmmm," says the theorist, "That's exactly where you'd expect to see that peak. Here's the reason." A long logical explanation follows. In the middle of it, the experimentalist says "Wait a minute", studies the chart for a second, and says, "Oops, this is upside down." He fixes it. "Hmmm," says the theorist, "you'd expect to see a dip in exactly that position. Here's the reason...".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ShastaB4C » Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:01 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 005162520 » Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:23 pm

What did one ion say to the other?

I got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby NRodgers_1C » Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:55 pm

Where does an electron in the s block live?

An eS-state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liliana Aguas 3G » Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:57 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?



He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:58 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Benitez 1C » Sun Oct 27, 2019 10:06 pm

Q: Why didn't Na and Cl relationship workout?
A: Because they were salty together.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Benitez 1C » Sun Oct 27, 2019 10:07 pm

Q: What's the best thing to learn about equilibrium?
A: Nothing changes.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby plopezcordon_4C » Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:10 pm

Nice little picture of a joke I found
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plopezcordon_4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby plopezcordon_4C » Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:20 pm

These cat jokes are my favorite
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Naren_Ramesh_4D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Naren_Ramesh_4D » Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:59 pm

I don't trust atoms, they make everything up.

zachary_nhem_4I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby zachary_nhem_4I » Mon Oct 28, 2019 12:22 am

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

AnvitaaAnandkumar_1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AnvitaaAnandkumar_1B » Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:07 pm

Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.

nicole-4d
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nicole-4d » Thu Oct 31, 2019 5:02 pm

Did you hear about oxygen’s date with potassium?
It went OK.

nicole-4d
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nicole-4d » Thu Oct 31, 2019 5:04 pm

Did you hear about oxygen’s date with potassium?
It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jared Khoo 1G » Thu Oct 31, 2019 5:49 pm

Me: Hey Siri, can you give me the formula for Nitric Acid?
Siri: NO
Me: ...


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