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Postby 505352202 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:34 am

Logan Wiedemann 3J wrote:Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"

Lose and electron? Gotta keep an ion it.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 4:43 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 4:44 pm

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na

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Postby 805377003 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 4:45 pm

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janna Shakiba » Sun Nov 08, 2020 4:56 pm

Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date...OMg!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janna Shakiba » Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:08 pm

Two chemists go to a bar. The bartender asks them for their order. The first chemist says "I'll have H20," and the second chemist says "I'll have H20 too!" The bartender makes them their drinks and the second chemist drops dead. The first chemist accuses the bartender of poisoning him.

The bartender replies, "What?! You ordered one H20 and one H202!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:00 pm

What did the other elements say to hydrogen? What a loner!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:01 pm

That joke was sodium funny!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:01 pm

I slapped my neon that joke!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:02 pm

Water says to oil, wanna hang out! Oil says, he can't! Water then yells at oil, hydrophobe!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:03 pm

Chemistry is Fluorine Uranium Nitrogen

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:52 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:52 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Taha 2D » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:55 pm

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium
Me: 0mg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:55 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zainab Jamali 1H » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:58 pm

I would post another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emma Healy 2J » Sun Nov 08, 2020 7:21 pm

Are you a CATion? Because you're always so PAWsitive!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305614361 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 8:03 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Quinton Sprague 1A » Sun Nov 08, 2020 8:06 pm

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melanie Lin 3E » Sun Nov 08, 2020 8:11 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
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Barium :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AliAsh 1H » Mon Nov 09, 2020 12:49 am

I tried to think of an original chem joke, but I cant Zn of one

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1j » Mon Nov 09, 2020 9:49 am

The kids were mad at their teacher because they wanted to know why they're answer was incorrect. The chemistry teacher replied, " I am a chem teacher, if I don't have a solution, I'll make one up!."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1j » Mon Nov 09, 2020 9:51 am

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu Te

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Becca Nelson 3F » Thu Nov 12, 2020 4:48 pm

I tell a lot of chem jokes, but I never get a reaction!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:59 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Nov 13, 2020 4:00 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender gives him a smile and says, "For you, no charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Nov 13, 2020 4:00 pm

What's the dullest element? Bohrium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claudia_Danysh_2B » Fri Nov 13, 2020 4:33 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the bar?

A: Because he got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ethan Laureano 3H » Fri Nov 13, 2020 5:09 pm

I'm not sure if this was put already but it is my favorite chemistry joke.

"If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they'd be alloys."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby John_Tran_3J » Fri Nov 13, 2020 5:21 pm

Man: Are there any good chemistry jokes out there?
Me: I don't zinc so?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jagveer 1I » Sat Nov 14, 2020 1:23 am

What should you do is no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alebenavides » Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:05 am

two chemists go into a bar. the first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." the second one says "I think ill have an H2O too"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jalaia Jackson 2G » Sat Nov 14, 2020 6:12 pm

What was Avogadro’s favorite sport?
-Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joseph_Armani_3K » Sat Nov 14, 2020 6:15 pm

I like talking to particles, but sometimes they just wave, and it gets really annoying.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shana Patel 1C » Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:15 pm

Chemistry teacher - What is the chemical formula of water?
Student - HIJKLMNO
Chemistry teacher - What are you talking about??
Student - Yesterday you said it was H to O

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Moura Girgis 1F » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:40 am

I see that everyone is making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaili Valenzuela 2B » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:53 am

I asked the guy siting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite...
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Nov 15, 2020 5:47 pm

What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan3B » Sun Nov 15, 2020 5:52 pm

Q:Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
A:Because it was polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Taha 2D » Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:23 pm

Why should you never trust atoms??

because they make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jade Lastra 3B » Sun Nov 15, 2020 8:50 pm

Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there's no charge!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305614361 » Sun Nov 15, 2020 10:05 pm

Enjoy the Jokes:

What's the dullest element? Bohrium!

Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AliAsh 1H » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:29 pm

I ain't never seen two metals forming an ionic bond. its always one of em gotta be an ugly nonmetal

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jacob Schwarz-Discussion 3I » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:48 pm

What did one ion say to the other?





I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mehreen 3I » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:51 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Day Preciado 1H » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:59 pm

Y'all make my day!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LexyDenaburg_3A » Mon Nov 16, 2020 12:12 pm

What's the show cesium and Iodine love watching?

CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isha dis3d » Mon Nov 16, 2020 5:24 pm

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anya Holbrook 1E » Mon Nov 16, 2020 5:35 pm

Are you made up of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khushi_Gupta_1A » Tue Nov 17, 2020 6:42 am

Q: Why can’t you believe anything atoms say?
A: They make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1j » Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:09 am

have you heard the new remix of girls just want to have fun? It goes something like "Hydrogens' just want to have FON..."

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Postby Nicolette Simoni 3L » Wed Nov 18, 2020 8:05 pm

What did the Chemistry professor say to the students wanting to ace chemistry?

Keep your ION the prize!!

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Postby Nicolette Simoni 3L » Wed Nov 18, 2020 8:42 pm

What did the organic compound say when it discovered it could be used as a fertilizer?

UREAka!


(thank you sapling for the inspiration)

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Postby Nicolette Simoni 3L » Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:51 am

What did the F atom say to the P atom after they ate a whole bowl of popcorn?

Get some flossforus!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Taylor K 2D » Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:42 am

Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Taylor K 2D » Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:44 am

What did silver say to gold at the bar?

"Ay you (Au), get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isha dis3d » Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:37 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? One molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vivian Chang 3L » Fri Nov 20, 2020 6:01 pm

"Have you heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out?"

" ... O Mg"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby NayeliPlayas_1L » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:56 pm

Why are Chemists so great at solving problems?

Because they have all the solutions!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:01 pm

Anyone know any jokes about Sodium?

Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaili Valenzuela 2B » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:38 pm

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
"OH SNaP!" says the bartender.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zainab Jamali 1H » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:39 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light." :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zainab Jamali 1H » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:43 pm

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shana Patel 1C » Sat Nov 21, 2020 8:48 pm

All the good chemistry jokes ARGON?
I don't ZINC so!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jillian Labador 3E » Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:50 am

I ain't never seen two sigma bonds. Always one of them gotta be a pi bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:35 am

Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:35 am

Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 505598869 » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:36 am

I think my hopes of getting an A in this class Argon at this point.

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Postby 505598869 » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:38 am

I ain't never seen two electrons with the same 4 quantum numbers. Always one of them gotta be different.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shannon Moore 2L » Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:12 pm

I ain't never seen two resonance structures with all the bonds in the same place. It's always one of em gotta be different.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claudia_Danysh_2B » Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:14 pm

I don't trust atoms...I heard that they make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claudia_Danysh_2B » Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:15 pm

I would make a chemistry joke, but I heard the good ones Argon

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Postby Quinton Sprague 1A » Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:16 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby idella 1D » Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:19 pm

what did the other elements say to hydrogen?
what a loner

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby idella 1D » Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:19 pm

what type of dogs do chemists have? laboratory retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephanieGrigorian2J » Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:47 pm

Anyone know any good jokes about sodium?

Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nadya Higgins 3F » Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:51 pm

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305614361 » Sun Nov 22, 2020 6:53 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium
A: It went OK

Q: Why can you never trust atoms
A: They make up everything!

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Nguyen 3F » Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:16 pm

Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy's base!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LexyDenaburg_3A » Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:03 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alison Perkins 2B » Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:05 pm

What's the dullest element? Bohrium!

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Postby Alison Perkins 2B » Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:05 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Becca Nelson 3F » Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:06 pm

When do I tell bad chem jokes?

Only periodically

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Postby 705340227 » Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:10 pm

Me: Do you want a banana?
You: No.
Me: K.

(bananas have a lot of potassium and the symbol for potassium is K)

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Postby Jade Lastra 3B » Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:33 pm

What's a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about? Ammonia, because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daria Obukhova 2B » Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:04 pm

What did the molecule say to the atom after he got in trouble?

I’ve got my ion you.

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Postby Elena Chen 2E » Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:31 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:47 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:47 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?

Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:48 pm

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…

…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AdilaAhmed3I » Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:54 pm

How do Mr. and Mrs. Claus introduce their son?

"This is Arsenic"

(arsenic - our son Nick)

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Postby Sarah Huang 3A » Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:05 am

Why did the Wicked Witch of the West dissolve upon contact with water?

Because she was hella salty.


(Ionic bonds dissolve in water...:) )
(You may sue me later)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kelly Singh » Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:37 am

Why should you go drinking with neutrons?

When you go, there's no charge!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kelly Singh » Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:38 am

Why did Avogadro love golf?

He always got a MOLE in one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kelly Singh » Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:39 am

705324760 wrote:Two chemists walk into a bar.

One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.


I laughed at this, thank you

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Postby Savana Maxfield 3F » Mon Nov 23, 2020 5:04 pm

For those already in the Christmas spirit:

What do Cobalt and Aluminum get for Christmas?
CoAl

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arti_Patel_3H » Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:47 pm

I only use Sulfur (S), Argon (Ar), Calcium (Ca), and Samarium (Sm) [SArCaSm] periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Stenzler_2H » Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:55 pm

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Chemist: The class contains
50% H2O (l)
39% N2 (g)
10.5% O2 (g)
0.44% Ar (g)
0.06 % CO2 (g)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Moura Girgis 1F » Mon Nov 23, 2020 11:39 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2


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