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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khushi_Gupta_1A » Tue Nov 24, 2020 4:24 am

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Courtney Situ 2B » Tue Nov 24, 2020 3:29 pm

I wouldn't say this is a joke, but I remember thinking it was kinda funny so I just wanted to share a chem experience! When I was first learning nomenclature in my chemistry class, the teacher joked that our local lake was full of dihydrogen monoxide. My whole class started saying things like "Dihydrogen monoxide? Isn't that poisonous? I've heard of that in the news once." Then she retaught that section.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alebenavides » Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:31 pm

what should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
keep telling them until you get a reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alebenavides » Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:31 pm

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table.. but I realized I wasn't quite in my element

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isha dis3d » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:14 am

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Stenzler_2H » Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:59 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Thu Nov 26, 2020 8:21 pm

A photon walks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says "no thanks. I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Thu Nov 26, 2020 8:22 pm

Did you hear about the guy who was cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Thu Nov 26, 2020 8:23 pm

Why are chemists good at solving problems? They have all the solutions

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Becca Nelson 3F » Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:10 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist...

Barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claudia_Danysh_2B » Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:36 pm

I try to tell chemistry jokes, but sometimes there's no reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claudia_Danysh_2B » Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:37 pm

Want to hear a joke about element 116? Uuh...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa Perez » Fri Nov 27, 2020 2:25 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na

get it? (tuna)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Fri Nov 27, 2020 7:18 pm

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Fri Nov 27, 2020 7:19 pm

What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:38 pm

I'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones ARGON.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:39 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:40 pm

What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:40 pm

Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:46 pm

What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf! He always got a mole-in-one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kelly Singh » Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:41 am

Why did the noble gas cry?

His friends Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Namratha Gujje » Sat Nov 28, 2020 12:09 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jalaia Jackson 2G » Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:44 am

Why are chemists so great at solving problems? Because they have all the solutions.

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was a polar bear.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Summer_Corona 3L » Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:58 am

What show do Cesium and Iodine love to watch together?
CsI

(I hope no one has recently posted this joke)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305614361 » Sun Nov 29, 2020 4:54 pm

Q: What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
A: Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

Q: Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: It was CoRnY.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby tholz11 » Sun Nov 29, 2020 5:02 pm

i can only tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon )-:

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby idella 1D » Sun Nov 29, 2020 5:54 pm

Why shouldn't you drink water while studying?

It decreases your concentration :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:35 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:36 pm

How about the chemical workers … are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:36 pm

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:36 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for “coffee”?
A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:36 pm

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Scot Widjaja Dis 1J » Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:45 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Scot Widjaja Dis 1J » Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:45 pm

Are you copper tellurium, because you’re CuTe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Scot Widjaja Dis 1J » Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:47 pm

I’m out of chemistry jokes, I should Zinc for a new one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Scot Widjaja Dis 1J » Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:49 pm

If Avogadro calls tell him to leave his number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1j » Sun Nov 29, 2020 9:47 pm

What is a cation afraid of?
.... A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Magana 2B » Sun Nov 29, 2020 10:22 pm

Why can you never trust an atom?

They make up literally everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby lauren_tran_1L » Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:00 am

Do you like chemistry?
Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mari Williams 1K » Mon Nov 30, 2020 10:44 am

What do you call a C₆H₁₂O₆ molecule that can use its right and left hands equally well?
Ambidextrose

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Postby Nicolette Simoni 3L » Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:52 pm

With Finals Week approaching, here's a "cursed meme" to raise your serotonin, C₁₀H₁₂N₂O. Don't work yourself too hard and be sure to take breaks!!
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Postby Sid Panda 3A » Mon Nov 30, 2020 5:23 pm

Me after both midterms:

Br(omine)U(ranium)H(ydrogen) Moment
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Ouyang 1I » Mon Nov 30, 2020 8:16 pm

Heisenberg was cruising down the highway one day when he gets pulled over by a police officer. The officer gets out of his car, and Heisenberg can tell he's quite angry. The officer approaches the window fuming.

"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?!" the officer asks.

"No" replied Heisenberg, "But I know where I am."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isha dis3d » Tue Dec 01, 2020 2:59 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Allan Nguyen 2G » Tue Dec 01, 2020 4:20 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and the bellboy asks, "Can I take your bags?" The photon answers, "No thanks, I'm travelling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khushi_Gupta_1A » Wed Dec 02, 2020 4:15 am

Q: Why do you go to jail for throwing sodium chloride for somebody?
A: Because its a salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Juwan_Madaki_3K » Fri Dec 04, 2020 9:39 am

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Becca Nelson 3F » Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:08 am

why are chemists so great at solving problems?

because they have so many solutions!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:23 pm

I tried to come up with a joke about the periodic table but I was way out of my element

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaili Valenzuela 2B » Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:31 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh acid

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Postby Mackenzie Fernandez 3G » Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:32 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?


Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
:)

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Postby Kristina Krivenko 3I » Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:42 pm

A little throwback to when classes were in-person and we did labs :"
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katie Phan 1K » Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:55 pm

choose your fighter
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Postby Emily_Stenzler_2H » Sat Dec 05, 2020 12:30 pm

:-)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:24 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:26 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:26 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:27 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:29 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:29 pm

Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:30 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:30 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:30 pm

Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:31 pm

I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:41 pm

Why can you never trust an atom?

They make up literally everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:41 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o Acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:41 pm

I like to hear chemistry puns, periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:41 pm

Gold is the best element because it’s AU-some.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305614361 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:42 pm

Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything

Q: Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
A: He just couldn’t put it down

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They’re cheaper than day rates.

Q: I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
A: He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:42 pm

Lose an electron?

Gotta keep an ion it.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:43 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:44 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:44 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:44 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:45 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shana Patel 1C » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:48 pm

Did you know that oxygen went on a second date with potassium?
How'd it go?
It went OK2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ShinwooKim_3E » Sun Dec 06, 2020 5:11 pm

What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C? Nothing, you're perfectly 0K!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LaurenChoi_1J » Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:35 pm

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?
NO!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LaurenChoi_1J » Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:36 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LaurenChoi_1J » Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:39 pm

What's your reaction when you find out oxygen and magnesium are dating?
OMg!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LaurenChoi_1J » Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:40 pm

What did all the other elements say to hydrogen?
What a loner!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nick P 3D » Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:50 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first orders a water. The second says, "I'll have an H20, too!" The second chemist dies

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elena Chen 2E » Sun Dec 06, 2020 7:23 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephanieGrigorian2J » Sun Dec 06, 2020 7:55 pm

I blew up my chemistry experiment.
Oxidants happen.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AHUNT_1A » Sun Dec 06, 2020 7:57 pm

Someone threw sodium chloride at me.

I yelled, “That’s a salt!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AHUNT_1A » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:00 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear

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Postby AHUNT_1A » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:00 pm

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.

“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
Last edited by AHUNT_1A on Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AHUNT_1A » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:01 pm

I would tell another chemistry joke…

…but all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gabe_Ek 1G » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:05 pm

What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:08 pm

What did one titration say to the other?
"Let's meet at the endpoint."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:10 pm

What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
Thorium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:13 pm

What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby keely_bales_1f » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:36 pm

What do you call and acid with an attitude?



A - meano - acid :)

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Postby SophiaJenny3I » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:39 pm

What's a chemist's favorite dog?
A Laboratory retriever! :)

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Postby Annie Tong 2G » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:42 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Xinyu Li 1C » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:48 pm

Two chemists meet for the first time at a symposium. One is American, one is British. The British chemists asks the American chemist, "So what do you do for research?" The American responds, "Oh, I work with arsoles." The Brit responds, "Yes, sometimes my colleagues get on my nerves also."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Juliana Rosales 1H » Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:41 pm

I don't have any jokes per say but I have a pair of his and hers mugs.

H-Hydrogen
Er- Erbium
S- Sulfur

I used to think they were pretty funny until I started to take chem again.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melanie Lin 3E » Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:06 pm

I'd tell you a chemistry joke....
But all the good ones Argon :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanna Huang » Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:15 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0 k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lillian » Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:28 pm

What's H204?
Depends. If you're thirsty, drinking. If you're dirty, washing.


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