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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!
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A photon checks into a hotel. They ask if he needs any help with his luggage. He responds...
No, I am traveling light!
No, I am traveling light!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was a polar bear.
Because it was a polar bear.
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Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
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I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!
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Looking back at my screenshots from Dr. Lavelle's class, I found THIS!! this must be the cutest H2O I've ever seen lmaooooo!! looks just like Mickey Mouse :))))))
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What is one of the worst compounds to use for chemistry?
Uranium Scandium
(USc)
Uranium Scandium
(USc)
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How do chemists decorate for Christmas?
With a Chemistree!
Happy holidays everyone good luck with finals!
With a Chemistree!
Happy holidays everyone good luck with finals!
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Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
--> Its pretty basic stuff
--> Its pretty basic stuff
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Why did the man get lead poisoning after eating lunch?
He had a Pb&J
He had a Pb&J
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I got a tshirt for Hanukkah today with a chem joke on it and thought I'd share:
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh-acid!
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh-acid!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O CUBED!
H2O CUBED!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed
H2O cubed
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I don't like getting acid all over me. Nothing really happens; it just gets under my skin.
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Are you and I both Lewis structures? because we resonate with each other :)
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
-If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
-If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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I would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but I only update them.... periodically!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
-HeHe
-HeHe
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
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Why would Dr. Lavelle be like every other professor and not dance at the start of lectures? If he didn't, he'd be pretty Basic.
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If H20 is the formula for water, is the formula for ice? H20 cubed!
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A man was arrested last night for drinking battery acid.
Later he was charged.
Later he was charged.
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even though coffee is more acidic, all Starbucks coffee products have a pH of 14
Extremely basic
Extremely basic
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What did the other molecules say when they watched HCl bench press 200 lbs?
"WOW! That's one strong acid!"
"WOW! That's one strong acid!"
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What is a chemist’s favorite holiday song?
Oh Chemist-TREE, oh Chemist-TREE!
Oh Chemist-TREE, oh Chemist-TREE!
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Why are chemists great for solving problems? Because they always have a solution!
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Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
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I asked my brother he had some sodium hypobromite, but he said NaBrO.
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Nan_Guan_3J wrote:Looking back at my screenshots from Dr. Lavelle's class, I found THIS!! this must be the cutest H2O I've ever seen lmaooooo!! looks just like Mickey Mouse :))))))
Good catch! lol
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Do you have 11 protons?
Because your sodium fine ;)
*technically a pickup line but whatevs
Because your sodium fine ;)
*technically a pickup line but whatevs
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The 4th law of thermodynamics:
Team Fortress 2 is better than overwatch
Team Fortress 2 is better than overwatch
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery.
He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about Helium??
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you do with the sick chemist?
If you can't Helium, you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't Helium, you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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What did the sign to say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe
HeHe
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Why was the move oxygen was excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!!
He got Avogadro's number!!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O Cubed.
H2O Cubed.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.
Because it's in the ground state.
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Not necessarily a joke, more of a play on words. In any case, Happy Holidays y'all
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I would post a good chemistry joker here, but all the good ones argon!
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Me: Did u hear about the bear that dissolved in water?
Friend: Huh?? Thats impossible!!
Me: It was a polar bear!!!
Friend: Huh?? Thats impossible!!
Me: It was a polar bear!!!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
C over lamba
C over lamba
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[size=200]Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state![/size]
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Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there's no charge!
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If you're not part of the solution…you're part of the precipitate.
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We'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon.
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If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed!
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Why are chemists great for solving problems? Because they always have a solution!
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Old Chemist never die they just stop reacting
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution
Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution
Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff
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Q: How did the molecular spy introduce himself?
A: My name is Bond Covalent Bond. VSEPR
A: My name is Bond Covalent Bond. VSEPR
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