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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Brianna » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:58 am

In honor of a very successful quarter of chemistry jokes from my peers in 14B I would just like to say that personally, I tell bad chemistry jokes because all of the good ones Argon!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby bgarcia2B » Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:55 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I'm tired)


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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Daniel23 » Sat Mar 12, 2016 2:58 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?




















He's 0K now.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Daniel23 » Sat Mar 12, 2016 2:59 pm

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze. LOL!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Daniel23 » Sat Mar 12, 2016 2:59 pm

What is a Ochem students favorite kind of plant?
A chemistree hahahahahhaha
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Daniel23 » Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:01 pm

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avocado's number.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Daniel23 » Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:04 pm

Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?

Because she was too attractive!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Dan 4k » Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:05 pm

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For all us breaking bad fans...

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Dan 4k » Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:09 pm

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Why is this trans? (OH is up, CH3 is down)

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Karina Keus 3L » Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:11 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Steph S 2F » Sat Mar 12, 2016 5:41 pm

What did the scientist say when he discovered two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Ulysis Baal 4J » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:31 pm

Made me chuckle
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Ulysis Baal 4J » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:40 pm

I didn't drink water today while studying for finals. I was afraid it would've diluted my concentration

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Ulysis Baal 4J » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:48 pm

I just wanna wish everyone good luck with their finals!!!
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Ulysis Baal 4J » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:50 pm

Hahahahaha
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 404483361 » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:37 pm

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby jbcarton » Sat Mar 12, 2016 10:19 pm

-Why isn't energy made of atoms? It doesn't matter
-Lose an electron? You should really keep a better ion them next time
-What does an anatomist give you when he's mad? A scowl-pal

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby katielee1K » Sat Mar 12, 2016 10:54 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Susanna » Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:27 pm

Take all your lame chemistry jokes and....barium.


I'm sorry, I make bad chemistry puns...periodically.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Erin Natale 3I » Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:38 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?


Because it is made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Erin Natale 3I » Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:52 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 904418641 » Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:51 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Henry2E » Sun Mar 13, 2016 2:23 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Nga Mai 1F » Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:58 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was a polar bear.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Nga Mai 1F » Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:09 pm

Do You want you hear a potassium joke?
“Sure”.
“K”

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Chemistry Jokes

Postby Katherine Delgadillo 2H » Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:49 pm

:-)
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Katherine Delgadillo 2H » Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:59 pm

Pre-med life
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Nga Mai 1F » Mon Mar 14, 2016 12:10 am

You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.

How ionic.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Douglas Dean » Tue Mar 15, 2016 2:46 am

I thought this was funny! :D

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 104890318 » Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:56 pm

Making all the bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Julia_Morales_1E » Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:30 pm

A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, "Can I help you with your luggage? It replies, "I don't have any. I'm traveling light."

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Stefani Qonsul » Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:41 pm

pick up line:

Are you made of Copper? Because I Cu in my dreams :)

O Wang 1E
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby O Wang 1E » Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:58 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?


If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jessica Preciado 1E » Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:27 pm

When life gives you C6H8O7, make C6H8O7 + H2O + C12H22O11.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Brittany Kelley 1F » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:52 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.

Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"

The other says, "Are you sure??"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby EmilyLeibovitch2E » Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:03 pm

Q: What does a photon say when he checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

A: He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Helen 3C » Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:51 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Delacey Rodriguez 1D » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:39 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby HannahLewis » Sun Jul 03, 2016 8:57 pm

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby EmilyLeibovitch2E » Sun Jul 03, 2016 10:53 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Leslie Gonzalez 1F » Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:55 pm

Did you hear the rumor that Sodium was dating Chloride?
Na, I would take that rumor with a grain of salt.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Delacey Rodriguez 1D » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:55 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
LOLLLLLLLL CHEM IS FUNNYYYY

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Caterina K 1E » Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:34 pm

Would you happen to have any Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBrO

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Julia_Morales_1E » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:46 pm

A covalent bond yells at an ionic bond, "Didn't anybody ever teach you to share?"

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby HannahLewis » Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:24 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Leslie Gonzalez 1F » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:18 am

A neutrino walks through a bar.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Delacey Rodriguez 1D » Wed Jul 13, 2016 10:20 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Caterina K 1E » Thu Jul 14, 2016 1:44 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Julia_Morales_1E » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:23 pm

So this dude's like, "Where are you going with all that element 83?"
and I was like...
None of your bismuth

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Gabriela_2E » Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:10 am

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

Helen 3C
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Helen 3C » Mon Jul 18, 2016 10:55 am

How often do I make jokes about chemistry?

Periodically.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Julia_Morales_1E » Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:18 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Julia_Morales_1E » Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:37 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Sat Jul 23, 2016 4:11 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Gabriela_2E » Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:13 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Gabriela_2E » Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:09 pm

A chemistry teacher is recruited as a radio operator in the first world war. He soon becomes familiar with the military habit of abbreviating everything. As his unit comes under a sustained enemy attack, he is asked to urgently inform his HQ.
"NaCl over NaOH! NaCl over NaOH!" he says.
"NaCl over NaOH?" shouts his officer. "What do you mean?"
"The base is under a salt!" The chemist replied.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chem_Mod » Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:29 pm

Excellent Gabriela!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chem_Mod » Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:37 pm

I guess you can say this forum tells chemistry jokes periodically...

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chem_Mod » Sun Sep 25, 2016 9:58 am

Yes, but the periodic table does have exceptions! :-)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chem_Mod » Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:18 pm

Are you made of copper and tellurium?? Because you're pretty CuTe!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chem_Mod » Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:20 pm

Let's head on down to the cemetery and get our Krypton.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:10 am

A joke
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Andreea Voro 3A » Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:20 am

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Lisbeth Hernandez3L » Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:11 pm

"Don't trust atoms"
Why?
"They make up everything!"

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Julianne Seog 3K » Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:58 pm

What did elements from Group 7A say to Jennifer?
Halogen

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:59 pm

dont trust atoms, they make up everything hahaha

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby david_li3H » Fri Sep 30, 2016 1:44 pm

Don't ever think you don't matter

...because everything is matter

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:25 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chem_Mod » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:54 pm

Stop it with the puns. We've all sulfured enough!

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Chemistry Jokes

Postby Julia_Gordon_2A » Sat Oct 08, 2016 5:33 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:01 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book on helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bloom_1I » Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:13 pm

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kathrin Magdalani 3J » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:12 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rielapopp3O » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:20 pm

Not a joke but...

I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caresse_Zhong_2K » Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:48 pm

Cation
cat●i●on
An ion with a paws-itive charge.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colleen_Clarke_4B » Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:54 pm

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julianne Seog 3K » Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:01 am

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jimmy Zhou 3D » Sun Oct 09, 2016 12:48 pm

Girl are you made of Copper and Tellerium? Because you sure are CuTe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Sun Oct 09, 2016 1:32 pm

What is the scariest element on the periodic table?

Ah, the element of surprise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Buhay 2H » Sun Oct 09, 2016 1:36 pm

This is more of a pun but here goes,

If you're ever feeling down always remember,
if you have mass and take up space,
then you matter :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chem_Mod » Sun Oct 09, 2016 2:21 pm

Try to come up with jokes that haven't been shared already

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby celina33 » Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:48 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?





A: You Barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amber_Carlton_3D » Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:49 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?


A: It went OK...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shadi_Keyvani_1D » Sun Oct 09, 2016 4:14 pm

What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ryan Clydesdale » Sun Oct 09, 2016 6:26 pm

Albert Ghiorso, Glenn T. Seaborg, John R. Walton and Torbjørn Sikkeland wanted a reward for discovering element 102.
Everyone just said No.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sophianguyen_1N » Sun Oct 09, 2016 7:57 pm

Why are chemists so great at solving problems?
Answer: Because they have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christopher_Reyes_4I » Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:10 pm

This is quite punny, but I'm sure you will enjoy it
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Preet_Bains_1D » Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:48 pm

What did the Samsung engineers learn about right before making the Galaxy Note 7?

Spontaneous Combustion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eliza_Beglari_2L » Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:51 pm

I dont trust atoms, I heard they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alvitaxiao » Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:59 pm

What do you do when a chemist dies?
You barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Camille_Rousculp_3A » Sun Oct 09, 2016 10:18 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Ma » Sun Oct 09, 2016 10:57 pm

There is no not-trying in Chemistry. Why?

Chem-is-try!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thomas_Elizabeth_3A » Sun Oct 09, 2016 11:17 pm

A proton and a neutron walk into a bar and the neutron asks the bartender how much for a drink & he replies "For you, no charge!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kareem » Sun Oct 09, 2016 11:17 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite... he said NaBro.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:02 am

Ever wonder why chemists all love working with ammonia???

Because it is all basic stuff...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonam Sidhu 2J » Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:04 am

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JudyPham_4J » Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:08 am

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:38 am

I'm apologizing ahead of time for all the bad jokes I will make because all the good ones argon..

But I think like a proton so I tend be very positive about it..

I believe when it comes to chemistry puns I'm in my element.

(ha ha ha)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Harmony R 3A » Mon Oct 10, 2016 9:22 am

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe


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