Chemistry Joke
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Re: Chemistry Joke
That's a good one lol
Here's another one.
You should never believe atoms. They make up everything!
Here's another one.
You should never believe atoms. They make up everything!
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Re: Chemistry Joke
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.
ba dum, tsssssssss
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.
ba dum, tsssssssss
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Re: Chemistry Joke
1. I'm a femail
Fe- iron
Male- man
Therefor im IRON MAN!!
2. Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!
3. A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
4. I blew up my chemistry experiment. Oxidants happen.
5. A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.” The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”
Fe- iron
Male- man
Therefor im IRON MAN!!
2. Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!
3. A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
4. I blew up my chemistry experiment. Oxidants happen.
5. A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.” The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”
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Re: Chemistry Joke
You would think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
How ionic!
How ionic!
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Re: Chemistry Joke
My friend Eric was asking a girl to prom in his chemistry class.
"I think we have chemistry together. Prom?"
"I think we have chemistry together. Prom?"
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Re: Chemistry Joke
A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am."
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am."
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