Chemistry Joke

[Annalia_Ferrer_1F]

I once told a chemistry joke... there was no reaction

[sheilaho_1E]

That's a good one lol

Here's another one.

You should never believe atoms. They make up everything!

[Amy_Bugwadia_3I]

I would tell y'all another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

[Mimi_Giang_1F]

Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

ba dum, tsssssssss

[YsabelCheang1H]

What do you do with a dead chemist?

...

You barium. HAH

[Ryan Petrecca 1L]

sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!....

[Tiffany Hsu 1G]

What's HIJKLMNOP?

It's H2O!!!!

[Tamara_Torosyan_1J]

1. I'm a femail
Fe- iron
Male- man
Therefor im IRON MAN!!

2. Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!

3. A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

4. I blew up my chemistry experiment. Oxidants happen.

5. A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.” The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”

[Rachel Wile 2D]

You would think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
How ionic!

[Joshua Song 2M]

My friend Eric was asking a girl to prom in his chemistry class.
"I think we have chemistry together. Prom?"

[Sally_Tu_1H]

What is the show that cesium and and iodine love watching together?
CSI

[leezashashkova]

a lone pear

[emmajanibekyan_4I]

Sometimes when I don't understand Chemistry... it really hertz.

[Rachelle_Stark_3H]

A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am."