Chemistry Joke

[Ting Zheng 3L]

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite....
He said NaBrO.

[Srishti_Dhawan_2I]

I have another joke!!
Q: what do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

[Justin_Bueno_2O]

I was going to ask a chemistry question, but I don't think anyone could "solve"nt.

[Krishil_Gandhi_1D]

I'd make a chemistry joke but the problem with that is that all the good ones Argon:)

[Christian Gequillo 1D]

Q: According to the chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of Alkynes of people

[Frankie Escobedo 3E]

Do you have 11 protons?
Because you are so So'dium fine :p

[HarshiniMuthukumar3N]

Take all your lame jokes and barium!

Just kidding just kidding ;)

[Austin_Saephan_1B]

Friend: "Did you hear that Nitrogen and Oxygen started dating?"
Me: "What? NO way?"

[Lauren Trent 2A]

Q: What do you get if you swap the carbon atoms in a benzene ring for iron atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel!

[KimberlySalinas_2A]

I have many chemistry jokes, i'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction

[heather_carlton_1K]

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?..... Na

[Diana_Visco_1l]

To all those chemists that have been agitated by atoms...

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

- Your Fellow Chemistry Student,
Diana Visco

[Kaitlin_Reeves_1C]

Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
A: Moletiplication

[Joyce Wu 3E]

Oxygen and Magnesium are going out, like OMg!!

[Julia Stinnett 2N]

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

[Christian_Makar_2D]

What is the name of Agent 007's Eskimo cousin?
The name is Bond...Polar Bond

[BlakeMillar4J]

My friend asked me if I had any jokes about Sodium.
I told him Na.

[BlakeMillar4J]

I wanted to make another joke about chemistry, but all the good ones Argon!

[Chem_Mod]

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