CHEM JOKES
Moderators: Chem_Mod, Chem_Admin
-
- Posts: 17
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm
-
- Posts: 17
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 7
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm
Re: CHEM JOKES
Chemistry is Fluorine Uranium Nitrogen. I wanted to take a stab at these jokes before all the good ones Ar.
-
- Posts: 18
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
-
- Posts: 10
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 16
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 14
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
-
- Posts: 10
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
-
- Posts: 19
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm
-
- Posts: 25
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm
Re: CHEM JOKES
Watson: Sherlock want to hear a joke about sodium?
Sherlock: Na
Watson: How did you know I was going to say that?
Sherlock: Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary.
Sherlock: Na
Watson: How did you know I was going to say that?
Sherlock: Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary.
-
- Posts: 9
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
Re: CHEM JOKES
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
-
- Posts: 9
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm
-
- Posts: 10
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
-
- Posts: 24
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm
Re: CHEM JOKES
What did the elements in group 7A say to Jennifer?
Halogen
(I posted this on Friday but now i cant find my post so im posting it again just to make sure!!)
Halogen
(I posted this on Friday but now i cant find my post so im posting it again just to make sure!!)
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm
Re: CHEM JOKES
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
-
- Posts: 5
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 21
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm
Re: CHEM JOKES
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
Haha
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
Haha
-
- Posts: 12
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm
Re: CHEM JOKES
A biologist and a physicist went into a relationship... it had no chemistry.
ba dum tss
ba dum tss
-
- Posts: 26
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
- Been upvoted: 1 time
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am
- Been upvoted: 1 time
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm
-
- Posts: 5
- Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:28 am
-
- Posts: 17
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm
-
- Posts: 17
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm
Re: CHEM JOKES
While reviewing the properties of the periodic table, I stumbled across something funny, and as a fellow coffee lover, I thought this was incredibly clever!!!
What is the chemical formula for coffee?
CoFe2
What is the chemical formula for coffee?
CoFe2
-
- Posts: 23858
- Joined: Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:53 pm
- Has upvoted: 1253 times
Return to “Student Social/Study Group”
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 14 guests