CHEM JOKES

[Gisselle Cervantes 2G]

Do you want to hear a joke?
Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium
YOU!

[AsthaPatel4B]

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one.

[KatrineEyer_1E]

Chemistry is Fluorine Uranium Nitrogen. I wanted to take a stab at these jokes before all the good ones Ar.

[Joanne_Park_4C]

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

[Jonathan Marin Dis3A]

Q: What is a chemist favorite type of plant?
A: Stoichiome-tree

[Anisha Patel 1G]

These chem jokes are so bad I might just have to Barium

[Angelica Nava-1E]

Don't trust atoms because they make up everything.

[Anthony Garibay 3J]

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

[Emily_Bennett_3C]

Oxygen, how did the date go with Potassium?
It went OK

[Linsey 1E]

Chem joke in an old issue of the New Yorker!

[Hannah_Chao_1D]

Watson: Sherlock want to hear a joke about sodium?
Sherlock: Na
Watson: How did you know I was going to say that?
Sherlock: Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary.

[melissagonzalez1c]

[JudyPham_4J]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

[Christopher_Reyes_4I]

Why was Hydrogen the best bond for Oxygen?
Because she was his number 1!

[504809830_3F]

What is a chemist's favorite mythical being?
The ether bunny!

[Kareem]

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

[Julianne Seog 3K]

What did the elements in group 7A say to Jennifer?
Halogen

(I posted this on Friday but now i cant find my post so im posting it again just to make sure!!)

[Julia Stinnett 2N]

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

[emilyclause]

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

[Swati_Sharma_2D]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
Haha

[Julia Javate 4J]

A biologist and a physicist went into a relationship... it had no chemistry.

ba dum tss

[Aileen Nguyen 3N]

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

[Eliza_Beglari_2L]

I make horrible science puns too but only periodically.

[celina33]

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
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.They make up everything

[Rachel Ma]

What do scientists do with dead bodies? They barium.

[Meera McAdam 1C]

What kind of fish is only made up of two sodium atoms?

2 Na.

[Paul Ndawula 1D]

Smh, making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon...

[Samart_Condon_1D]

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite
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He said NaBrO

[Marissa Stinnett 1E]

While reviewing the properties of the periodic table, I stumbled across something funny, and as a fellow coffee lover, I thought this was incredibly clever!!!

What is the chemical formula for coffee?
CoFe2

[Chem_Mod]

All jokes must be posted here:
https://lavelle.chem.ucla.edu/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=4291

Thanks