Chemistry Humor

[Saloni Patel 1H]

"I don't always decrease entropy but when i do, it's in an open system."

[VivianYang2A]

Yea, " Entropy is never what it used to be."

[Mahir Pepic 3F]

"Stay away from the enthalpy pirate," he told the gem collector, "he'll steal your joules!"

[Saloni Patel 1H]

Organic Chemistry is difficult. I mean those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Acid what you did there!!!

Amine, it's really funny!

[Saloni Patel 1H]

I mean, positivity is key right?

[Chem_Mod]

:-)

[E_Villavicencio 2N]

What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you!

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? Because he got Avogadro's number!

What does the diamond say to the diamond? “Sorry, I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately”

The other they I went to a party that was full of photons... It was LIT!

If you did not like the jokes, sorry! All the good ones Argon!

[Rishi_Kayathi_1E]

I once told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction...

[emilyclause]

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe.

[Jand474]

What did the the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
answer: "Hehe"

[ERIKTORRESDisc3C]

It will be easier to find an electron in a Nodal Plane than to find a girl who likes me...

[Kevin Le 1L]

What did the atom say to the other atom?












We're both atoms haha! :^)

[Victoria Vu 3L]

What's Avogadro's favorite dip?




Guacamole!

[Anna_Kim_2E]

[JAC_2016]

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[Tania_Torres_3O]

i told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction because all the good ones Argon

[Toby Lin 1J]

With a lot of S,Ar,Ca,Sm, and even more NaCl.

[Frankie Escobedo 3E]

Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element ;)

[Amanda_Quintero_1K]

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

[Janette 3B]

To everyone preparing for the chem quiz next week

Think like a proton!!

Always Positive!!

[804780590]

Two guys walk into a bar. The waiter asks, "What would you like to drink?"
The first guy says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second guy replies, "I'll have some H2O too."
The second guy dies.

[Annah Khan 1B]

Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium

[Angelica Nava-1E]

If a king farts is it a noble gas?

[Tiffany Wee 2D]

I am a female.
Fe=Iron
Male=Man
Therefore I am Iron Man

[Tyler_Vellozzi_3E]

What's the most loyal element?
BROmine

[David Julfayan 1F]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink...


the Bartender says, "No Charge."

[Chem_Mod]

Post all jokes here: https://lavelle.chem.ucla.edu/forum/viewtopic.php?f=156&t=4291&sid=e4c7ce74095a1c625b9acdac132bf31b