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Theresa Dinh 3F
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Postby Theresa Dinh 3F » Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:33 pm

Gold walks into a bar. The bartender shouts "Ay you! Get out of here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Shih 1J » Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:10 pm

Q: Why do you go to jail for throwing sodium chloride for somebody?
A: Because its a salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:26 pm

Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tara Ostad 1H » Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:55 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kelsey Jug 1J » Mon Oct 10, 2016 9:42 pm

What did iodine say while spying on copper?
I see you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:23 am

What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maverick Tan 1F » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:18 pm

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amber_Candelaria_1D » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:22 pm

How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:59 pm

I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date!
OMg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby YsabelCheang1H » Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:08 pm

Did you hear Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Hwang 3G » Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:30 pm

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Deen Tar » Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:28 pm

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jake_Benna_3J » Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:03 pm

Optimist: The glass is half full

Pessimist: The glass is half empty

Chemist: The glass is 50% H2O(l), 39%N(g), 10.5% O2(g), .44%Ar(g), and .06% CO2(g)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kathy Vu 3L » Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:58 pm

Two chemists walk in a bar. One asks for H20, and the other says "I'll have H2O too." The second chemist dies.

Kaitlin_Reeves_1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:12 pm

Q:What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:25 pm

OMG
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium are a couple?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby K Phelan 3D » Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:08 am

A photon goes to check into its hotel. The bellhop asks, "Do you need help with your luggage?" The photon responds, "No thank you, I'm carrying light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby YuniLee_1K » Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:53 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abigail Foster 1K » Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:12 pm

I like chemistry jokes, periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JulieLy_3C » Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:24 pm

What do chemists always bring to a camping trip?
-"gram" crackers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TramHo2G » Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:23 pm

How does copper say goodbye?
CU later!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GevickSafarians_14B » Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:57 pm

Funny Stuff.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joyce Wu 3E » Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:29 pm

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But seriously we need to combat global warming and help the polar bears

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Blake_Katsev_2E » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:23 pm

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon

Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Rotstein 3J » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:28 pm

Thought this one was worth sharing Image

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jana_Lang_2B » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:50 pm

I was going to tell a good joke about sodium hydride but I decided NaH.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Wed Oct 12, 2016 9:18 pm

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know where I am."

Anika_Desar_3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Wed Oct 12, 2016 9:21 pm

The name's Bond. Covalent Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nikhil_Madan_3C » Wed Oct 12, 2016 9:40 pm

If H2O is water, and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, then what is H2O4?

Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rishi_Kayathi_1E » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:34 am

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Makenna Vulgas 1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Makenna Vulgas 1G » Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:42 am

A photon walks into a hotel and the clerk says, "can I take your bags sir?" The photon replies, "no thanks I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Divya Kumar 3I » Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:24 pm

Person 1: I blew up my chemistry experiment!!
Person 2: Oxidents happen

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Javate 4J » Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:28 pm

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Taylor_Yamane_2L » Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:31 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

Q: Describe the chemical difference between H20 and CO2.
A: H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caresse_Zhong_2K » Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:43 pm

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessie_Chen_2L » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:07 pm

I'm a female.
Fe = Female
Male = Man
Therefore, I am Iron Man.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SarahTian3k » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:22 pm

Werner Heisenberg is driving a car on the freeway when a cop pulls him over for speeding. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going!?" the cop exclaims. "No," Heisenberg replies, "but I can tell you exactly where I was."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby bridgetfoy_1D » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:40 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Don't worry, he's 0K now.

Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution.

yay for chemistry jokes!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804780590 » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:46 pm

Something to think about...
if a king farts, is it a noble gas?

rachel_john
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:17 pm

These jokes are sodium funny!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:09 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:07 pm

You must be full of copper and tellurium because you're cute!

Tania_Torres_3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:40 pm

always think like a proton and stay positive (:
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aya_Elarid_2H » Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:26 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees." :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby giareyes_2B » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:14 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rob_Carter_1L » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:31 pm

Three nobles gases walk into a bar.
No one reacts.

Kevin Bangi 1A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Bangi 1A » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:39 pm

what is the chemical formula for coffee?
-CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lisbeth Hernandez3L » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:44 pm

What element is a girl's best friend?
-Carbon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby swatiperepa » Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:20 pm

What sharp object do you get when you combine potassium, nickel and iron?


--->KNiFe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:26 pm

What do you call an iron blowing in the wind?

FeBreeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:27 pm

What is a chemist's favorite plant?

Stochiome-tree!

Alex Uy 2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Uy 2D » Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:29 pm

I've got my ion you...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lucy Nakashima 1E » Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:33 pm

This is relevant to what we've talked about in class this week haha
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:41 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:29 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Postby Natalie Hunt 1E » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:37 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia_Gordon_2A » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:38 pm

How many moles are in a guacamole?


Avocado's number.

Julie Barreto 3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julie Barreto 3A » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:39 pm

What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:13 pm

Q: What happened to the chemist who was pulled over for having NaCl and a 9V in his car?

A: He was arrested for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:36 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?

A: Because all his friends argon.

Joanne_Park_4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne_Park_4C » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:13 pm

Once I told a chemistry joke....there was no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:15 pm

*badumtss*
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon_Williams_3E » Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:32 pm

Q: What did the chemist say when he found to helium isotopes?

A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:43 pm

Does anyone remember that one really good chemistry joke? Na? OK never mind.

Antonio_Zenteno_4E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Antonio_Zenteno_4E » Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:49 pm

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Jonathan Marin Dis3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan Marin Dis3A » Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:25 pm

Q: What is a cation?
A: An ion with a paws-itive charge.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Susanne_Taavitsa_2J » Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:44 pm

Hopefully everyone did better than this person on their quizzes and other midterms!!!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony Garibay 3J » Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:53 pm

What Did The Angry Electron Say When It Was Repelled?

A: Let me Atom

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404821045 » Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:06 pm

One day a chemist wrote to his girlfriend:" I am oxygen and you are the hydrogen,we are bond as tightly as H20."
His girlfriend replied:" who is the other hydrogen."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Austin_Saephan_1B » Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:13 pm

What do you call iron in the air?

Fe-breeze !!!

Adrienne Johnson 1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:25 pm

I think I've lost an electron... in fact, I'm positive.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Fayt Sarreal 1G » Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:36 pm

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0x10^23 pieces?

Guacamole!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AllanNicholson2F » Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:25 pm

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Q: When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
A:C over lambda.

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

Toby Lin 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Toby Lin 1J » Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:31 pm

Sorry, I was too concentrated in my titration labs to notice...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yesenia Munoz 1G » Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:02 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates. (:

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hafsa_zulfiqar_1j » Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:23 am

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby DaMonte Jones 3B » Sat Oct 15, 2016 11:47 am

You must be copper and tellurium cause you sure are CuTe!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie_Hardiman_3C » Sat Oct 15, 2016 11:56 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:04 pm

A cat told his owner a joke about Saturn.
The owner replied, “oh you silicate.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbeyj3I » Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:15 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? .....A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tatum_Bernat_1E » Sat Oct 15, 2016 1:07 pm

Reading all these jokes, I think this class is going to be a (pro)ton of fun this year with Mr. Lavelle!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:55 pm

What did the hardware store owner say to the man who stole copper wire?
"I'll Cu in court!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sboutros2B » Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:30 pm

Told a joke to noble gases... they didn't react ):

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Oct 15, 2016 7:03 pm

Chem Tip
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:08 pm

What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sat Oct 15, 2016 10:36 pm

Tommy:
I lost an electron!!
John:
Are you positive??

Jiaruo Wang 1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jiaruo Wang 1K » Sat Oct 15, 2016 11:22 pm

here's the fun one
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby F Rios 3E » Sat Oct 15, 2016 11:38 pm

I don't have any good Chemistry jokes,
because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sun Oct 16, 2016 12:08 am

My friend and I sat down at dinner to come up with some chemistry jokes/puns. We didn't come up with anything good, but it was a great bonding experience.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:37 am

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paul Ndawula 1D » Sun Oct 16, 2016 11:17 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bloom_1I » Sun Oct 16, 2016 11:29 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ryan Cerny 3I » Sun Oct 16, 2016 11:40 am

I can't wait until we are finished with our chemistry final- then we Argon.

Which element is the most medicinal?
-Curium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sun Oct 16, 2016 12:43 pm

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, and iron?
A KNiFe

Sally_Tu_1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:36 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Titanium is the most amorous metal. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.

Ricardo Munoz 3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ricardo Munoz 3K » Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:44 pm

I meant to post this up on Friday, but here goes:
What did the chemist say when he dropped a block of gold onto his foot?
"Au, that hurt!"

Alexia_Vanegas_1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexia_Vanegas_1G » Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:51 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


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