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Postby Joanne_Park_4C » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:04 pm

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Postby Antonio_Zenteno_4E » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:26 pm

What's the most boring element on the periodic table?

a BORon

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Postby swatiperepa » Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:42 pm

Where does the German chemistry teacher put the used batteries of an electrolytic experiment?


In the zinc. :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rishi_Kayathi_1E » Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:47 pm

You're Berryllium Gold Titanium Flourine Uranium Lithium (Be Au Ti F U Li) dressed.

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Postby Toby Lin 1J » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:23 pm

I need this T-shirt...

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Postby Flamingos 3L » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:31 pm

Here ya go!

An organic chemist, an analytical chemist, and a physical chemist are asked if a certain horse will win the race. The organic chemist asks what the horse has been eating and drugs given to it. The analytical chemist asks for the makeup of the track and mud. The physical chemist starts with "If we assume that the horse is a sphere..."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aneri Chouhan » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:45 pm

Q: What did Drake say to Rihanna?
A: I've got my ion you

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley Bertholf 1E » Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:12 pm

Don't trust atoms... They make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:37 pm

What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:47 pm

Q: How many moles are in a guacamole?
A: Avocado's number

Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, and iron?
A: A KNiFe

Q: Hey is silicon the same in Spanish?
A: Si

It's good to keep a positive attitude and not have an electron cloud hanging over your head.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby K Phelan 3D » Fri Oct 21, 2016 10:07 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Sat Oct 22, 2016 12:00 am

What kind of sandwich is made of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na salad

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Sat Oct 22, 2016 12:07 am

I tell bad chemistry jokes periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivy Kwok 2I » Sat Oct 22, 2016 1:28 am

Q: What's the significance of "NaCl/NaOH" in the context of video games?
A: Your base is under a salt (assault)!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sat Oct 22, 2016 8:51 am

Q: What do you get when you combine sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804748473 » Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:05 am

I have many chemistry jokes ... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sboutros2B » Sat Oct 22, 2016 1:14 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
-Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Sat Oct 22, 2016 7:16 pm

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelicaAquino_2I » Sat Oct 22, 2016 7:31 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO (little throwback to quiz 1)

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby lena1217 » Sat Oct 22, 2016 8:04 pm

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze

Q: Why can atoms not be trusted?
A: Because they make up everything!

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Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Oct 22, 2016 8:37 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:11 pm

If I don't have enough acid in my system, I can be pretty basic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Priscilla_Covarrubias_HL » Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:23 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:40 pm

What's the difference between cooking and chemistry? In chemistry you cant lick the spoon.

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Postby Samantha_Leong_3K » Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:42 pm

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Postby Emma Dawson 1H » Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:44 pm

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg replies "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was." The cop begins to be suspicious and proceeds to search the car.
Upon opening the trunk he exclaims "Hey, you have a dead cat back here." to which Schrodinger replies "Well now I do! Thanks."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby emmajanibekyan_4I » Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:51 am

How easy is chemistry? Easy px, py, pz!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:41 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paul Ndawula 1D » Sun Oct 23, 2016 11:36 am

Did you hear about the guy who's temperature got down to absolute zero?....

Don't worry, he's 0 K.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arianna Brooks 4A » Sun Oct 23, 2016 2:03 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ann Zhang_1M » Sun Oct 23, 2016 2:45 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ariana Murillo 2O » Sun Oct 23, 2016 2:46 pm

Thank you for all the jokes. Great way to take a break from studying for chem! Keep it up! :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Haoqing Li 3E » Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:14 pm

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

A: SWAG

Lol

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:41 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
... It went OK.

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Postby Alexander Chen 3N » Sun Oct 23, 2016 5:01 pm

Chemistry version of Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. So dumb, yet so funny!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqL75fASb6U

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004599434 » Sun Oct 23, 2016 5:12 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nikki Nguyen 2N » Sun Oct 23, 2016 6:10 pm

What two elements do sheep belt when happy?
BaH

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sun Oct 23, 2016 6:17 pm

Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andy Chen 3L » Sun Oct 23, 2016 6:53 pm

Q: Do you want to hear a banana joke?

A: K

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Navi Sidhu 1F » Sun Oct 23, 2016 6:54 pm

Why did carbon marry hydrogen?
They bonded really well from the moment they met.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Oct 23, 2016 8:41 pm

Hydrogen walks into a bar and has a seat next to Iron(II) Oxide. They strike up a casual conversation about movies. Hydrogen then asks Iron(II) Oxide what's you're favorite movie of all time? That's easy he replies, Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sascha_Clark_4I » Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:07 pm

Which electrons are the tastiest?

Pi Electrons!

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Postby Christopher_Reyes_4I » Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:25 pm

I'm pretty bad at telling jokes...
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Postby Ethan_Kato_1D » Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:40 pm

Joke 1: Is silicon the same in Spanish?
Answer: Si

Joke 2: I blew up my chemistry experiment...
OXIDANTS HAPPEN

Joke 3: I think I've Lost an Electron... In fact I'm Positive

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:48 pm

I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones [Ar] taken.

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Postby Julianne Seog 3K » Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:50 pm

If a King farts.... is it a Noble gas?

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Postby Madeline Guajardo 3J » Sun Oct 23, 2016 11:01 pm

Just sayin'
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annah Khan 1B » Sun Oct 23, 2016 11:12 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for coffee?
A: CoFe2


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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah_Johnson1L » Sun Oct 23, 2016 11:53 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexa_Kwang_1D » Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:54 am

What did the student who failed chemistry say?
If I had electrons I would have an octet because I don't do chemistry.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:58 am

My date this Friday was kind of like Oxygen and Potassium... it was OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby William_Yi_3B » Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:00 am

what did the atom say to the other when stealing a electron
Bromine

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chigozie_Nnoruka_1K » Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:36 pm

What Is A Chemist’s Favorite Plant?.....STOICHIOME-TREE

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Postby Yasmine Choroomi 2C » Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:45 pm

I heard oxygen and magnesium are going out and i was like OMg!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hung_Sabrina_3N » Mon Oct 24, 2016 1:07 pm

"Tell me a potassium joke!"
"K"

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Postby Jessica Huang 1M » Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:31 pm

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Deen Tar » Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:40 pm

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Febreeze.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:52 pm

What's the matter? Everything. Everything is matter.

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Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:44 pm

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Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:07 pm

Too cute not to share. :)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:38 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15°C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804780590 » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:39 pm

What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes out?
It becomes daytrogen.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TramHo2G » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:43 pm

A chemistry teacher was berating her students for not learning the Periodic Table of Elements.
She said, "Why when I was your age, I knew both their names and weights."
One kid popped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:44 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SarahTian3k » Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:18 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:21 am

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aneri Suthar » Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:05 am

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge"

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Postby Caresse_Zhong_2K » Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:31 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gianna Zufall 3G » Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:17 pm

Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
To reduce his carbon footprint.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:23 pm

Why are chemists great for solving problems?
They have all the solutions

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:42 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.

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Postby Ruthie Jia 1L » Tue Oct 25, 2016 5:53 pm

Two moles per litre...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ishita_Dubey_2D » Tue Oct 25, 2016 7:03 pm

Oxygen and Magnesium went out on a date... OMg!!!

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Postby Brian Shih 1J » Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:22 pm

You’d think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they’re being friendly, but really they steal each other’s electrons.
How ionic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:56 pm

lol these jokes are (lit)hium!

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Postby Jennifer Ngo 1M » Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:30 am

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?





Because it's in the ground state.

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Postby Claire Vandenberg 4L » Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:42 am

Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRn Y

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Postby Jane Sin 3A » Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:22 pm

Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!

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Postby Chin_Alyssa_3I » Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:40 pm

CATions

An ion with a PAWS-itive charge

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Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Wed Oct 26, 2016 4:07 pm

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Megan_McElfish_3D » Wed Oct 26, 2016 4:20 pm

Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hfrazer1B » Wed Oct 26, 2016 4:42 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Wed Oct 26, 2016 5:10 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:23 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shelley Pi 1K » Wed Oct 26, 2016 8:36 pm

Q: Do I know the molecular formula for sodium hydride?
A: NaH.

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Postby Shelley Pi 1K » Wed Oct 26, 2016 8:38 pm

Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: Have you got a moment?

Nicholas Appel 1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nicholas Appel 1F » Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:32 pm

How did the sodium atom feel about donating an electron to the chlorine atom?
Salty.

Giselle Garcia 1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Giselle Garcia 1B » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:19 am

Why are protons so hesitant to love each other?

Because their love is explosive!

(Picture coming soon)

sheilaho_1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:04 am

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Lisbeth Hernandez3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lisbeth Hernandez3L » Thu Oct 27, 2016 12:43 pm

"I have a solution".
"Pipette down".

Abbeyj3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbeyj3I » Thu Oct 27, 2016 1:48 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.


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