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Where does the German chemistry teacher put the used batteries of an electrolytic experiment?
In the zinc. :)
In the zinc. :)
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You're Berryllium Gold Titanium Flourine Uranium Lithium (Be Au Ti F U Li) dressed.
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Here ya go!
An organic chemist, an analytical chemist, and a physical chemist are asked if a certain horse will win the race. The organic chemist asks what the horse has been eating and drugs given to it. The analytical chemist asks for the makeup of the track and mud. The physical chemist starts with "If we assume that the horse is a sphere..."
An organic chemist, an analytical chemist, and a physical chemist are asked if a certain horse will win the race. The organic chemist asks what the horse has been eating and drugs given to it. The analytical chemist asks for the makeup of the track and mud. The physical chemist starts with "If we assume that the horse is a sphere..."
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Q: How many moles are in a guacamole?
A: Avocado's number
Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, and iron?
A: A KNiFe
Q: Hey is silicon the same in Spanish?
A: Si
It's good to keep a positive attitude and not have an electron cloud hanging over your head.
A: Avocado's number
Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, and iron?
A: A KNiFe
Q: Hey is silicon the same in Spanish?
A: Si
It's good to keep a positive attitude and not have an electron cloud hanging over your head.
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
A: CoFe2
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
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Q: What's the significance of "NaCl/NaOH" in the context of video games?
A: Your base is under a salt (assault)!
A: Your base is under a salt (assault)!
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Q: What do you get when you combine sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
A: SWAG
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I have many chemistry jokes ... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery.
He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO (little throwback to quiz 1)
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
He just couldn't put it down.
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO (little throwback to quiz 1)
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze
Q: Why can atoms not be trusted?
A: Because they make up everything!
A: Febreeze
Q: Why can atoms not be trusted?
A: Because they make up everything!
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A: He got Avogadro's number!
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What's the difference between cooking and chemistry? In chemistry you cant lick the spoon.
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Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg replies "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was." The cop begins to be suspicious and proceeds to search the car.
Upon opening the trunk he exclaims "Hey, you have a dead cat back here." to which Schrodinger replies "Well now I do! Thanks."
Upon opening the trunk he exclaims "Hey, you have a dead cat back here." to which Schrodinger replies "Well now I do! Thanks."
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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Did you hear about the guy who's temperature got down to absolute zero?....
Don't worry, he's 0 K.
Don't worry, he's 0 K.
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Thank you for all the jokes. Great way to take a break from studying for chem! Keep it up! :)
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
Lol
A: SWAG
Lol
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Chemistry version of Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. So dumb, yet so funny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqL75fASb6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqL75fASb6U
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe :)
HeHe :)
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Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
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Why did carbon marry hydrogen?
They bonded really well from the moment they met.
They bonded really well from the moment they met.
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Hydrogen walks into a bar and has a seat next to Iron(II) Oxide. They strike up a casual conversation about movies. Hydrogen then asks Iron(II) Oxide what's you're favorite movie of all time? That's easy he replies, Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.
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I'm pretty bad at telling jokes...
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Joke 1: Is silicon the same in Spanish?
Answer: Si
Joke 2: I blew up my chemistry experiment...
OXIDANTS HAPPEN
Joke 3: I think I've Lost an Electron... In fact I'm Positive
Answer: Si
Joke 2: I blew up my chemistry experiment...
OXIDANTS HAPPEN
Joke 3: I think I've Lost an Electron... In fact I'm Positive
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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What did the student who failed chemistry say?
If I had electrons I would have an octet because I don't do chemistry.
If I had electrons I would have an octet because I don't do chemistry.
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My date this Friday was kind of like Oxygen and Potassium... it was OK.
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what did the atom say to the other when stealing a electron
Bromine
Bromine
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15°C and still be 0k?
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes out?
It becomes daytrogen.
It becomes daytrogen.
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A chemistry teacher was berating her students for not learning the Periodic Table of Elements.
She said, "Why when I was your age, I knew both their names and weights."
One kid popped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."
She said, "Why when I was your age, I knew both their names and weights."
One kid popped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge"
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
To reduce his carbon footprint.
To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why are chemists great for solving problems?
They have all the solutions
They have all the solutions
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You’d think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they’re being friendly, but really they steal each other’s electrons.
How ionic.
How ionic.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.
Because it's in the ground state.
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Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRn Y
A: its CoRn Y
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Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!
He got Avogadro's number!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0K?
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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How did the sodium atom feel about donating an electron to the chlorine atom?
Salty.
Salty.
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Why are protons so hesitant to love each other?
Because their love is explosive!
(Picture coming soon)
Because their love is explosive!
(Picture coming soon)
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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