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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sboutros2B » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:47 pm

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Dib 4H » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:02 pm

I had my ion a great joke, but fluorine stole it :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mikaela Gareeb 3G » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:03 pm

Whats the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melanie_Wong_1K » Thu Oct 27, 2016 4:26 pm

I'm so tired when I'm chemistry-ing because chem is trying.

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Chemistry Joke

Postby Kendall_Islam_3A » Thu Oct 27, 2016 4:52 pm

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

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Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:33 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Catherine Trinh 3K » Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:47 pm

How does frequency feel when it is injured?
It Hertz!

Alex Uy 2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Uy 2D » Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:48 pm

I hated learning about electrons...I got so bohr'd

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Scott_Anderson_3J » Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:55 pm

Why was Clark's journal better than Lewis' journal?


Lewis just drew dots instead of writing.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JennaMinami1I » Thu Oct 27, 2016 7:18 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Bangi 1A » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:05 pm

Q:If H20 is water what is H204?
A:Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:09 pm

Q: What's "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JulieLy_3C » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:23 pm

You must have 11 protons because you're sodium cute

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Megan Yabumoto 3K » Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:06 am

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?

Because its in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexander Chen 3N » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:00 am

I hate it when I make a chemistry joke, but there's no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony Garibay 3J » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:50 am

Chemistry Joke of the Day
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:01 am

Me @ quiz 2
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:00 am

The name is Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JAC_2016 » Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:14 am

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Toby Lin 1J » Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:29 pm

He died for our sins...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sophia Eliopulos 2I » Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:38 pm

cackled out loud when I saw this
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:05 pm

Why do chemist like nitrates so much?


Cause they're cheaper than day rates :)

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Postby Jana_Lang_2B » Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:21 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christopher_Mathe_3B » Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:24 pm

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?   Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:14 pm

Q: How many moles are in a guacamole?

A: Avocado's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lucy Nakashima 1E » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:17 pm

Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!" The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby em_farag » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:25 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:50 pm

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine Alcantara 3G » Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:07 pm

A seal is just a neutral sea lion.

like....
without an ion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:16 pm

A chemistry lab is like a big party--some drop acid, others drop the base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AsthaPatel4B » Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:32 pm

The name's Bond.
Ionic Bond.
Taken not shared.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aashi_Patel_3B » Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:25 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel!


What do you do with a sick chemist?
First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mahta Marefat 1I » Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:31 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Gequillo 1D » Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:40 pm

Q: What did the student say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date?

A: OMg!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Antonio_Zenteno_4E » Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:26 pm

Person #1: Did the doctor tell you about Um?
Person #2: Yes, sadly. He said they couldn't Helium so now they gotta Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby giareyes_2B » Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:49 pm

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avocado's number.

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Postby Melissa Ledesma 2B » Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:59 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404821045 » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:15 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-He couldn't put it down

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:58 pm

If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Jonathan Marin Dis3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan Marin Dis3A » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:13 pm

I heard that oxygen and magnesium were dating, I was like OMg.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jand474 » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:50 pm

dont trust atoms, they makeup everything...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904605949 » Sat Oct 29, 2016 12:00 am

To those who like the Big Bang Theory:)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:01 am

Q:What would you call a clown in jail?

A: Silicon (Silly Con)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KimberlySalinas_2A » Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:03 pm

I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby divya_devineni_2E » Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:10 pm

Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Chemist: The glass contains 50% H2O (l), 39% N2 (g), 10.5% O2 (g), .44% Ar (g), .06% CO2 (g)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:12 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was a polar bear

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ann Zhang_1M » Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:16 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samantha_Leong_3K » Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:07 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Ash_3C » Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:19 pm

What did the chemist say when he wrote down nitrogen dioxide incorrectly? ONO!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:26 pm

Oxygen wanted to be knighted but couldn't.
It wasn't noble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby BlakeMillar4J » Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:35 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because he was polar. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JudyPham_4J » Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:34 pm

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:44 pm

Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: "Have you got a moment?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:17 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron man teamed up, they would be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby F Rios 3E » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:36 pm

Although I'm not that great with jokes, when it comes to chemistry, I'm in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madeline Fox 2B » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:47 pm

Don't trust atoms... They make up everything... :/

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Oct 29, 2016 11:19 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby David Julfayan 1F » Sat Oct 29, 2016 11:39 pm

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date... It was OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Priscilla_Covarrubias_HL » Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:32 am

Hahahahahaha
Na: That was sodium funny!
Ne: I slapped my neon that one!

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Postby Taylor_Yamane_2L » Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:35 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marissa Stinnett 1E » Sun Oct 30, 2016 10:54 am

A Chem 14A student asks, "Anyone know any jokes about Sodium to post on Chemistry Community?"

Dr. Lavelle answers, "Na."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nadine_El Fawal_3M » Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:11 pm

Hey Girl..
Are you made of copper and tellurium because you are CuTe !

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbas_Hakim_1B » Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:08 pm

hydrogen bonds lol
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:29 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:45 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hung_Sabrina_3N » Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:53 pm

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Febreeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mason Henrich 3J » Sun Oct 30, 2016 3:30 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Sun Oct 30, 2016 3:45 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
-HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colleen_Clarke_4B » Sun Oct 30, 2016 3:56 pm

Q: Why should you never trust an atom?
A: They makeup everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Wesley_Rugen_1E » Sun Oct 30, 2016 5:20 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diana_Anum1G » Sun Oct 30, 2016 6:26 pm

Dr. Lavelle: Know any jokes about sodium?

Me: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christopher_Reyes_4I » Sun Oct 30, 2016 7:15 pm

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paul Ndawula 1D » Sun Oct 30, 2016 7:25 pm

How did the chemist get in prison?...

He was charged with a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004599434 » Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:20 pm

what is a pirate's favorite element?

Arggggggggon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:30 pm

Organic chemistry is so difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel La Cava 4B » Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:41 pm

I was gonna post a chem joke here, but all the good ones argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raymond_Guan_1H » Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:52 pm

What's the charge of cations?

They are "paw"sitive

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Novelpreet_Boparai1N » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:12 am

Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kathrin Magdalani 3J » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:15 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:27 am

Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says "Au get out of here"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diondraya_Taylor_1C » Mon Oct 31, 2016 2:51 am

It's midterm season, so think like a proton and be positive!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chigozie_Nnoruka_1K » Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:32 am

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804748473 » Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:40 am

Think like a proton - always positive!

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Postby Jessica Huang 1M » Mon Oct 31, 2016 2:29 pm

If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Mon Oct 31, 2016 3:21 pm

Q:what is a chemist's favorite plant?
A:stoichiome-tree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Mon Oct 31, 2016 4:39 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Mon Oct 31, 2016 4:42 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Chem Jokes!!

Postby Alexandria_Leaf_2F » Mon Oct 31, 2016 4:50 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

What is the name of agent 007's Eskimo cousin? Polar Bond.

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe

What element derives from a Norse [censored]? Thorium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Mon Oct 31, 2016 5:23 pm

What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
Seawater!

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Postby Miya McLaughlin 2B » Mon Oct 31, 2016 6:11 pm

Heisenberg is driving down the road when a cop pulls him over and asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
To which Heisenberg responds, "No, but I know where I was."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sboutros2B » Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:47 pm

Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?
A: He was only tense to the 23rd!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Slater 3I » Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:54 pm

I hate telling noble gas jokes. There's never a reacton.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ricardo Munoz 3K » Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:22 pm

What is a chemist's favorite Power Rangers TV series?
-Power Rangers SP3D

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shadi_Keyvani_1D » Mon Oct 31, 2016 11:03 pm

Hallow=Hallow : Halloween!







(Double bond means "ene")

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Ashley T 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:38 am

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material.

Christian Hardoy 3F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:26 am

Q: What did the angry electron say when it was repelled?
A: Let me atom!


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