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I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
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Why was Clark's journal better than Lewis' journal?
Lewis just drew dots instead of writing.
Lewis just drew dots instead of writing.
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Q:If H20 is water what is H204?
A:Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc...
A:Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc...
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Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
Because its in the ground state!
Because its in the ground state!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why do chemist like nitrates so much?
Cause they're cheaper than day rates :)
Cause they're cheaper than day rates :)
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Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak? Because it's in the ground state.
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Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!" The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution."
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
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A chemistry lab is like a big party--some drop acid, others drop the base.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel!
What do you do with a sick chemist?
First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
A ferrous wheel!
What do you do with a sick chemist?
First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
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Q: What did the student say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date?
A: OMg!!
A: OMg!!
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Person #1: Did the doctor tell you about Um?
Person #2: Yes, sadly. He said they couldn't Helium so now they gotta Barium.
Person #2: Yes, sadly. He said they couldn't Helium so now they gotta Barium.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-He couldn't put it down
-He couldn't put it down
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If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Chemist: The glass contains 50% H2O (l), 39% N2 (g), 10.5% O2 (g), .44% Ar (g), .06% CO2 (g)
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Chemist: The glass contains 50% H2O (l), 39% N2 (g), 10.5% O2 (g), .44% Ar (g), .06% CO2 (g)
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was a polar bear
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What did the chemist say when he wrote down nitrogen dioxide incorrectly? ONO!!!
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because he was polar. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Because he was polar. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron man teamed up, they would be alloys.
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Although I'm not that great with jokes, when it comes to chemistry, I'm in my element.
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Hahahahahaha
Na: That was sodium funny!
Ne: I slapped my neon that one!
Na: That was sodium funny!
Ne: I slapped my neon that one!
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A Chem 14A student asks, "Anyone know any jokes about Sodium to post on Chemistry Community?"
Dr. Lavelle answers, "Na."
Dr. Lavelle answers, "Na."
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Hey Girl..
Are you made of copper and tellurium because you are CuTe !
Are you made of copper and tellurium because you are CuTe !
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hydrogen bonds lol
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
-HeHe
-HeHe
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium
Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium
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How did the chemist get in prison?...
He was charged with a salt and battery.
He was charged with a salt and battery.
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Organic chemistry is so difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Chem Jokes!!
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
What is the name of agent 007's Eskimo cousin? Polar Bond.
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe
What element derives from a Norse [censored]? Thorium
What is the name of agent 007's Eskimo cousin? Polar Bond.
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe
What element derives from a Norse [censored]? Thorium
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Heisenberg is driving down the road when a cop pulls him over and asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
To which Heisenberg responds, "No, but I know where I was."
To which Heisenberg responds, "No, but I know where I was."
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Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?
A: He was only tense to the 23rd!
A: He was only tense to the 23rd!
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What is a chemist's favorite Power Rangers TV series?
-Power Rangers SP3D
-Power Rangers SP3D
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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material.
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Q: What did the angry electron say when it was repelled?
A: Let me atom!
A: Let me atom!
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