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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:56 am

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KoSiOg » Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:53 pm

"What if i told you everything you know about chem is a lie"

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Postby Yasmin Rizal 1C » Tue Nov 01, 2016 1:49 pm

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(it's ununhexium, the old name for livermorium! :))

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Shih 1J » Tue Nov 01, 2016 2:45 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby William_Yi_3B » Tue Nov 01, 2016 5:28 pm

Two people into a bar
one goes can I have H20
the other goes can i have H20 too

he dies...
heh

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby David Sung 2H » Tue Nov 01, 2016 6:50 pm

I once told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SarahTian3k » Tue Nov 01, 2016 6:56 pm

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abigail Foster 1K » Tue Nov 01, 2016 7:37 pm

Are you made up of Copper and Tellurium, because you are CuTe!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Postby Aileen Nguyen 3N » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:45 pm

Accurately portrays my love life
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Wed Nov 02, 2016 3:27 am

Every dipole has its moment.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby YsabelCheang1H » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:44 am

What do dipoles say in passing?

"Have you got a moment?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbeyj3I » Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:29 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:59 pm

I have many chemistry jokes. I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Wed Nov 02, 2016 2:01 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude? An a-mean-oh-acid.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Wed Nov 02, 2016 3:40 pm

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204751840 2E » Wed Nov 02, 2016 3:43 pm

Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If you know the number, you don't know where the light bulb is.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:25 pm

I love chemistry jokes, but I always get no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne_Park_4C » Wed Nov 02, 2016 7:38 pm

If the formula for water is H2O
Then is the formula for an ice cube H2O Squared?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Wed Nov 02, 2016 8:25 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Song 2M » Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:01 pm

Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V
The extent of cleverness on this page.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Song 2M » Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:07 pm

What's the difference between chemistry and a hot girl?
I have a hot girl in my chemistry class but don't have chemistry with one.
#original

P.S. Ladies, this is just a joke, if I have chemistry with you, you are beautiful

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall_Islam_3A » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:13 pm

I have many chemistry jokes... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aleena_Sorf_2A » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:26 pm

Do Not Trust Atoms!!
They Make Up Everything...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:53 am

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Luigivar 2F » Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:56 am

Q: Why does a burger patty have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby melissasandoval2O » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:50 am

me, drinking water: this water is so iconic
I would tell another chemistry joke, but all of my good ones argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GregoryPolyakov_1H » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:53 am

Why did the chemists lose an electron?

They weren't keeping an ion them!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Vandenberg 4L » Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:35 pm

Q: Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?

A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tara_Hekmati_3B » Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:37 pm

Cation
Cat-i-on
noun, Chemistry
1. An ion with a paws-itive charge.
2. A very cute ion.

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Postby Shelley Pi 1K » Thu Nov 03, 2016 3:41 pm

A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is only 6.00 x 10^23. We can't serve a mole."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:27 pm

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:57 pm

Q: What is the molecular formula for Banana?
A: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marisa_Woo_2G » Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:28 pm

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.02214x1023 pieces?

Guacamole! :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ishita_Dubey_2D » Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:36 pm

When the cops pull you over, just do what Heisenberg does. When they ask you, tell them you don't how fast you were going, just where you were.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:14 pm

Q: Are there any chemistry jokes no one has told yet?
A: NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:41 pm

What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna_Kim_2E » Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:35 am

Haha
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Postby Toby Lin 1J » Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:41 am

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Postby 804780590 » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:46 am

Why do scientists like working with Ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JAC_2016 » Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:06 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:09 am

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia_Gordon_2A » Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:47 am

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elon_Glouberman_4J » Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:49 am

As the two polar bonds stared into each other's eyes, they soon began to share a moment. A dipole moment.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:25 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Molika Soben_3J » Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:54 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

caitlin_oberman_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby caitlin_oberman_2G » Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:06 pm

What is a chemist's favorite type of plant?

A StoichiomeTREE

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Vilshtein_3B » Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:03 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304751905 » Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:22 pm

Sixteen sodiums walk into a room. Who's next?
NA-NA-NA-NA
NA-NA-NA-NA
NA-NA-NA-NA
NA-NA-NA-NA
BATMAAAN!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ricardo Munoz 3K » Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:25 pm

Did you guys hear about the ligand who became a magician? He made his own TV show called "The Carbonato Effect".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivanna_Tang_3B » Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:45 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alicia_Kwan_2H » Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:54 pm

Now that our midterm is over...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Molly_McMillen_3J » Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:56 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.


Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christopher Reed 1H » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:22 pm

A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

Happy Friday!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby giareyes_2B » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:51 pm

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?

A: H2O.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Antonio_Zenteno_4E » Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:51 pm

Q:What group of elements are the most angelic?
A: the HALOgens

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:55 pm

What did oxygen say to magnesium?

OMg!!

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Postby 904605949 » Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:12 pm

Thought this was pretty funny, enjoy.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby DanielaWong_2G » Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:01 pm

LOL
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Postby Anthony Garibay 3J » Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:21 pm

Chemistry Jokes of the Day!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SaniShabgahi3N » Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:35 pm

Here are some chemistry pick up lines so you are prepared just in case an attractive person sits next to you during the chemistry lecture.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're cute.

You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall_Chaffin_3C » Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:43 pm

Do you have 11 protons because you're sodium fine!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:59 pm

NaCl
------- The base is under a salt!
NaOh

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:31 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KimberlySalinas_2A » Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:26 pm

An electron walks into the bar and asks, "how much for a drink?" and the bartender says, "for you no charge!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Fayt Sarreal 1G » Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:29 pm

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
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Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eva_Wetzel_3K » Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:41 am

Q: Why did the Chem student miss a quiz question about positively charged atoms?

A: His tutor had poor communication.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melissa Ledesma 2B » Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:47 am

hmm...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JulieLy_3C » Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:01 am

Most people find chemistry jokes funny.
I find them prephosphorous.

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Chem Joke

Postby jillianduffield_2D » Sat Nov 05, 2016 2:01 am

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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Postby Minh_Le_3I » Sat Nov 05, 2016 2:59 am

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Postby Natalie_Hardiman_3C » Sat Nov 05, 2016 11:39 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:59 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbeyj3I » Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:35 pm

Got mole problem? Call Avogadro at 602-1023

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Sat Nov 05, 2016 4:11 pm

Someone gave me an extra electron, and I complained.
My friend told me to stop being so negative.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Sat Nov 05, 2016 4:49 pm

A hug without u is like Mercury.

Hg.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sat Nov 05, 2016 6:03 pm

What is the chemical formula for a banana???

Answer: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexia_Vanegas_1G » Sat Nov 05, 2016 6:06 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexia_Vanegas_1G » Sat Nov 05, 2016 6:09 pm

Q: What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe

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Postby divya_devineni_2E » Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:05 pm

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny!

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Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:15 pm

Bond
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Postby Yamilex Velgara 2I » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:09 pm

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if anyone is into Rihanna

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:15 pm

Me: What do you call a situation with one love interest and four suitors? ... A love tetrahedral! XD
My friend: I zinc you need to stop. -.-

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby emilyclause » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:24 pm

What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?
A chemistree.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Bangi 1A » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:34 pm

think like a proton and stay positive:)

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Postby Samantha_Leong_3K » Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:32 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:21 pm

Q:Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A:They're cheaper than day rates.

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby NicholasKillmeier3K » Sat Nov 05, 2016 11:36 pm

Sorry ladies, I only date carbon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby lena1217 » Sat Nov 05, 2016 11:54 pm

Q: What is a Chemist's favorite type of tree?
A: A stoichiome-tree

Q: What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces?
A: Guacamole

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904827101 » Sun Nov 06, 2016 12:24 am

a"noble" piece of art
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abigail_Low_1A » Sun Nov 06, 2016 12:01 pm

what do you call a clown who's in jail?
A silicon!

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Postby Jana_Lang_2B » Sun Nov 06, 2016 12:41 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Austin_Saephan_1B » Sun Nov 06, 2016 12:45 pm

Why did the chemist get thrown in prison?

He got charged with a-salt-and-battery!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Susanne_Taavitsa_2J » Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:29 pm

When you're hungry but still thinking about chem...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Catherine_L_1C » Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:38 pm

What did the orbital think of the chemistry homework?
He thought it was easy pz!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isayan_Natalie_3L » Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:40 pm

A head start for Valentine's Day!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mahta Marefat 1I » Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:40 pm

If you aren't part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elle_Bertuccelli_1B » Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:48 pm

This chemistry joke is sodium funny!!!


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