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Aaron_Trell_2J
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Postby Aaron_Trell_2J » Sun Nov 06, 2016 2:30 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Grace_McAuley_1E » Sun Nov 06, 2016 3:37 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sun Nov 06, 2016 4:28 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Serena Patel 2H » Sun Nov 06, 2016 4:33 pm

I'm running out of good chemistry jokes. All the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hfrazer1B » Sun Nov 06, 2016 4:55 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Omer Lavian 2K » Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:23 pm

Arrigato Mr. Sulfato!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Wesley_Rugen_1E » Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:30 pm

What is the chemical formula for seawater?

CH2O

Michael Sparks 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael Sparks 2F » Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:47 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" ..... and he died.

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Postby Claire_Zhou_1A » Sun Nov 06, 2016 6:26 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hafsa_zulfiqar_1j » Sun Nov 06, 2016 6:39 pm

What show do Cesium and Iodine like watching together?

CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby emmajanibekyan_4I » Sun Nov 06, 2016 6:48 pm

What did my friend tell me before I took the chemistry midterm? Good Lutetium Carbon Potassium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JudyPham_4J » Sun Nov 06, 2016 7:37 pm

Why do hamburgers have lower energy than steak? Because it's in a ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rob_Carter_1L » Sun Nov 06, 2016 7:43 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Wang_Pong_Chan_1L » Sun Nov 06, 2016 8:26 pm

Two men walk into a bar. The first man asks for H20. The second man says "I'll have H20 too". The second man dies.

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:)

Postby Shannonhoang » Sun Nov 06, 2016 9:01 pm

I was texting my friend today and telling them about how my friends are always taking pics of their food.
Then he said how Ph 14 of them.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Huongly Do 3D » Sun Nov 06, 2016 9:46 pm

What do you call a bear with a dipole moment?

A polar bear!

Evan Lee 2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Lee 2D » Sun Nov 06, 2016 9:48 pm

What did the Chemist say to motivate his team?

we ARGON to BARIUM.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Catherine Trinh 3K » Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:04 pm

What did the iodine atom ask three attractive oxygen atoms?
To go on an iodate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:12 pm

What do dipoles say in passing?
"Have you got a moment?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Deen Tar » Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:40 pm

I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like OMg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy Yu 2M » Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:33 pm

I have a joke!
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My Chemistry Grade

Bella Martin
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bella Martin » Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:33 pm

What type of bond is the tastiest? a Pi bond!

AJ Garalza 2E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:41 pm

I told a bad joke about helium one day.
Nobody was reactive...

Alexander Chen 3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexander Chen 3N » Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:54 pm

If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

Selby Kia 1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selby Kia 1L » Mon Nov 07, 2016 12:00 am

When you know chemistry jokes but they all Boron

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khachik_Hmayakyan_2E » Mon Nov 07, 2016 12:30 am

I don't get why my stomach hurts this bad. Me and my friend went to a bar together after our chemistry midterm, he asked for H2O and I asked for H2O too. It tasted pretty funny though.

Janet Pham 1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Mon Nov 07, 2016 1:17 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexandria_Leaf_2F » Mon Nov 07, 2016 9:54 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Gequillo 1D » Mon Nov 07, 2016 11:29 am

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man were to team up, they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Theresa_Trieu_2G » Mon Nov 07, 2016 12:05 pm

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Haoqing Li 3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Haoqing Li 3E » Mon Nov 07, 2016 12:33 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Haoqing Li 3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Haoqing Li 3E » Mon Nov 07, 2016 12:35 pm

Teacher: Describe hydrogen.
Student: It is a prostitute element.
Teacher: Who taught you that?
Student: You said it does not belong to a particular group and it reacts with almost all the elements in the periodic table.

LMAO

Jand474
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jand474 » Mon Nov 07, 2016 1:30 pm

What is a chemists favorite plant?

A Stochiome-tree

Jand474
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jand474 » Mon Nov 07, 2016 1:31 pm

If a King farts, is it a noble gas???

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony Garibay 3J » Mon Nov 07, 2016 1:36 pm

Chemistry Joke of the Day
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Annah Khan 1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annah Khan 1B » Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:10 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for banana?
A: BaNa2

Haha, hope you like it!

em_farag
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby em_farag » Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:21 pm

Technically, alcohol is a solution.

Isabel Gandarilla
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isabel Gandarilla » Mon Nov 07, 2016 3:48 pm

What do you do with a Chemist when he dies?

You BARIUM :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christopher_Reyes_4I » Mon Nov 07, 2016 6:51 pm

What do hungry chemists eat?
Gram (Graham) crackers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dan_Jin_1K » Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:31 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

An a-mean-o acid!!!

hahahahahahhaha

Alex Uy 2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Uy 2D » Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:43 pm

What did the electric dipole moment say when it walked out the door?

goo-debye!

Balint Nagy 3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:59 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

Alex Phu 2c
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:08 pm

Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon_Williams_3E » Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:09 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:26 pm

To everyone who forgot to divide by Avogadro's number on the midterm when converting kJ/mol to J.
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Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:47 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex_Wagas_3K » Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:48 pm

Why was there a warrant out for Sodium?

It was wanted for assault (a salt)

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Chemistry Joke

Postby jillianduffield_2D » Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:57 pm

Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: "Have you got a moment?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caresse_Zhong_2K » Mon Nov 07, 2016 10:14 pm

What do you do to a dead chemist?
Barium

Mimi_Giang_1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Mon Nov 07, 2016 10:24 pm

What kind of gum does a ligand chew?

TRIDENTate!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby YsabelCheang1H » Mon Nov 07, 2016 10:27 pm

hahaha
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Evan Lee 2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Lee 2D » Mon Nov 07, 2016 11:55 pm

What is the name of agent 007's Eskimo cousin?


Polar Bond.

Andrew Nguyen 3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:01 am

Q: What did the chemist say when he discovered two new isotopes for helium?





A: He He

Janet Pham 1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:23 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:38 am

What is a chemist's favorite plant?
Stoichiome-tree

Mikaela Gareeb 3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mikaela Gareeb 3G » Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:14 am

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?
Tuna (2Na)

Michael_Zhang_1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:27 am

Q: Why does hamburger yield a lower energy than steak?

A: Because it's in the ground steak.

Rachel Ma
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Ma » Tue Nov 08, 2016 5:15 pm

Atom: These protons make my mass look big! ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Tue Nov 08, 2016 8:19 pm

Q:What does the chemist snack on during lunch?
A: A "gram" cracker

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804748473 » Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:27 am

What is Dr. Lavelle's favorite element?
LAURENCE-ium!

Ting Zheng 3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:44 am

How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?
A sulfone

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Wed Nov 09, 2016 12:29 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Wed Nov 09, 2016 12:34 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

Anjum Farook 2O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anjum Farook 2O » Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:27 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

rachel_john
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Wed Nov 09, 2016 4:55 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lindsey Lill » Wed Nov 09, 2016 5:06 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chigozie_Nnoruka_1K » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:32 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe!

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Postby Jessica Huang 1M » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:55 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Priscilla_Covarrubias_HL » Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:03 pm

"I would never try to poison you... Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich" hahahaha

004599434
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004599434 » Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:04 pm

what is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

Tyler_Vellozzi_3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:38 pm

chemistry is fluorine, uranium, and nitrogen

Tyler_Vellozzi_3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:39 pm

what was the charge when NaCl was arrested? A salt

Emily_Bennett_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bennett_3C » Wed Nov 09, 2016 9:12 pm

This is the last Chemistry joke because all of the other ones Argon.

FaithPigeon_1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:11 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vista_Farkhondeh_3O » Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:31 pm

How often do you post on chemistry community?
Periodically

Andrew Nguyen 3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3G » Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:36 am

Created by myself while shopping for shampoo.
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alvitaxiao
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alvitaxiao » Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:22 am

Why did carbon marry hydrogen? because they bonded the moment they met

K Phelan 3D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby K Phelan 3D » Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:05 am

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?
2 Na

Amir Patel 1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amir Patel 1G » Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:30 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me in lecture yesterday if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO. :(

emilyharland
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby emilyharland » Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:33 am

I blew up my chemistry experiment... oxidants happen

Joyce Wu 3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joyce Wu 3E » Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:41 am

How many moles are in a guacamole??
- Avacado's number

Julia Stinnett 2N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Thu Nov 10, 2016 10:04 am

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Postby Jana_Lang_2B » Thu Nov 10, 2016 11:12 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diana_Visco_1l » Thu Nov 10, 2016 11:46 am

Here's a very witty, yet simple humorous joke for your afternoon.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Thu Nov 10, 2016 11:49 am

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Megan_McElfish_3D » Thu Nov 10, 2016 12:25 pm

What kind of fish is made out of two Sodium atoms?
2Na

Kaitlin_Reeves_1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:27 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krishil_Gandhi_1D » Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:11 pm

Q: What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0 X 10^23 pieces??

A: 'Guac'-a-mole...

Sophia Eliopulos 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sophia Eliopulos 2I » Thu Nov 10, 2016 3:36 pm

Saw this one coming...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall_Chaffin_3C » Thu Nov 10, 2016 4:32 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?


Well, If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bloom_1I » Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:05 pm

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.

The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?”

Heisenberg replies, “No, but we know exactly where we are!”

The officer looks at him confused and says “you were going 108 miles per hour!”

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now we’re lost!”

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.

"A cat," Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells “Hey! This cat is dead.”

Schrödinger angrily replies, “Well he is now.”

Joanne_Park_4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne_Park_4C » Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:08 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:08 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Helen_Lee_1L » Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:14 pm

For people who have a general knowledge of mainstream music:
What is David Guetta's favorite element?
Titanium

Scott_Anderson_3J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Scott_Anderson_3J » Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:35 pm

What's a mortician's favorite element?

Barium

Katelynn Luansing 2B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:43 pm

I'm sorry I don't post jokes on Chem Community too often!

I only post PERIODICALLY!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby veeksha25 » Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:58 pm

Q: When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
A:C over lambda.

Brian Shih 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Shih 1J » Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:08 pm

An infrared photon walked into a bar and said, "is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

An xray photon walked into a bar. The bartender says, "can I get you something to drink?" The xray photon said, "no, I'm just having a look inside!"

A green photon walked into a bar. The bartender said "you look fluorescent!" The photon turned red, and left.

A pink photon walked into a bar. The bartender knew that pink photons don't exist, so he said, "say... you know... we don't get many pink photons around here..." The pink photon shot back "Not at these prices you won't!"

The bartender was fed up with the revelry of the photons, so he turned out the lights and they were gone.

A photon stopped at the bar and asked if there was a room to rent. The bartender said "Sure thing. Can I take your bag up to your room?" The photon said "no, I am traveling light."

A 450 nanometer photon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why so blue?"

A photon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll you have?" The photon says "light beer".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sboutros2B » Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:11 am

My Teacher threw sodium chloride at me
Thats a salt!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abigail Foster 1K » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:06 am

You look so familiar. Wait, didn't we take a class together? I swear we had Chemistry.


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