Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

[NicholasKillmeier3K]

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[904605949]

Me after the Chemistry Midterm and for the final.

[caitlin_oberman_2G]

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

[Amanda_Quintero_1K]

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

[JAC_2016]

If the formula for water is H2O...

is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

[Nathan Mallipeddi 2H]

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

[Vanessa_Nguyen_1I]

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2O." The second chemist says, "I'll have H2O also." The first chemist curses his failed assassination attempt.

[AngelaWang_1F]

One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."

[Katelyn Li 2J]

I hate when people reply to my texts with "K." Who wants to talk about potassium?

[Jonathan Marin Dis3A]

What type of fish is made of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

[Maverick Tan 1F]

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

A. Hehe

[Aashi_Patel_3B]

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?

Because you are FINe ;).

[904827101]

How to sulfur and oxygen communicate?



a sulfone

[JulieLy_3C]

[Toby Lin 1J]

[KimberlySalinas_2A]

I would tell another chemistry joke, but I feel like it wouldn't get a good reaction

[804780590]

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

[Jasmine Alcantara 3G]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

[Natalie Hunt 1E]

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

[Tania_Torres_3O]

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

[Samantha_Leong_3K]

[Ann Zhang_1M]

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

[DanielaWong_2G]

Why did Barium, Carbon, Potassium, and Sulfur get along so well?

They had each others BaCKS

[hafsa_zulfiqar_1j]

Want to hear a joke about sodium?
Na.

[Nimah_Rasheed_3I]

*When you're all out of chemistry jokes and its time to zinc of a new one.

[Nimah_Rasheed_3I]

Chemists don't get angry, they just over react!

[Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D]

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

[Ivanna_Tang_3B]

[Taylor_Yamane_2L]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

[Srishti_Dhawan_2I]

Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium.

[Victoria Vu 3L]

Arrrrrrrginine--a pirate's favorite amino acid.

[Yiling Liu 1N]

A bear said "Help, I'm dissolving!"
The person next to it said "But bears are insoluble"
The bear said "That's easy for you to say, you're not polar!"

[Chem_Mod]

Arrrrrrrginine--a pirate's favorite amino acid.

:-)
I must remember some of these for class!

[Chem_Mod]

*When you're all out of chemistry jokes and its time to zinc of a new one.

Another new one!
:-)

[TramHo2G]

During christmas, I always put up my chemistree.

[Justin_Bueno_2O]

Casual

[Chem_Mod]

During christmas, I always put up my chemistree.

Great for the last day of class!

[Elle_Bertuccelli_1B]

I've got my ion everyone that is on this website

[Rachelle_Stark_3H]

I'm out of chemistry jokes, I should "zinc" of a new one.

[Yamilex Velgara 2I]

After scrolling through 11 pages of jokes, this is how I feel.

[Colleen_Clarke_4B]

Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBrO

[David Julfayan 1F]

[Mahta Marefat 1I]

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

[Minh_Le_3I]

[Maya_McNealis1B]

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium got together?

OMg

:O

[Molika Soben_3J]

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

[Andrew Uesugi 3I]

Unfortunately, I was late to post something for last week. But hopefully, to make up for it, I hope this joke can make up for it.

[Elisse Albian 3D]

Tells bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

[Grace_McAuley_1E]

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

[hfrazer1B]

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

[Jinghui Song 2J]

lol

[Raymond_Guan_1H]

this is me
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[Emily_Vilshtein_3B]

[Jessica_Nakahira_1G]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper
The Big Bang Theory

[Erick_Hernandez_3L]

What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2!

*Ba-Dum-Tsss*

[Sally_Tu_1H]

What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium?
HeHe

What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?
CH2O

[Tamara_Torosyan_1J]

Chem Jokes

[Sonia_Lele_2K]

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

[Kimberly_Hoh_2A]

A: Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
B: What?
A: Because you are Be-Au-Ti-ful.
B: ...

[Adrienne Johnson 1D]

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces?

Guacamole

[isabelle ruedisueli 1j]

I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction ;)

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Did you know that you could be -273.15 degrees Celsius and be 0k?

[Amy_Dixon_1I]

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium... BATMAN!

[Shannonhoang]

Are you Neon Astatine? Because you're NeAt :)

[ginnyyao1L]

[Madeline Guajardo 3J]

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

[Austin_Saephan_1B]

What kind of fish is made with two sodium ions?

Tuna!

[Annah Khan 1B]

A chemistry joke-

Chemistry is FUN (Flourine, Uranium, and Nitrogen)

Hope you enjoyed this!

[Timothy Yu 2M]

You know what's a joke?

Not that midterm </3

[Carolyn Huh 1K]

Q: Why are there no good chemistry jokes?
A: Because all the good ones argon!

[melissagonzalez1c]

[Aya_Elarid_2H]

What Kind Of Fish Is Made Out Of 2 Sodium Atoms?

2 Na

[AngelicaAquino_2I]

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2Na

I'm making bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon.

[Tiffany Wee 2D]

[Anthony Garibay 3J]

Chemistry Joke of the Day

[Katelynn Luansing 2B]

I can only make bad chemistry jokes now because all the good ones ARGON.

[Zara_Joshi_3L]

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[Aileen Nguyen 3N]

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[Franklin Kong 3D]

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite. His response: NaBrO.

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

How do you make a 24M solution?
Put a set of artificial teeth in water.

[Jessica Huang 1M]

[Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D]

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

[Janet Pham 1B]

Solutions are so dramatic...

[Banik_Housepian_2K]

sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium
BATMAN!

[Banik_Housepian_2K]

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
ask them to pronounce unionized...

[Luiza Karakhanyan]

How are your chemistry grades?

[Deen Tar]

What do dipoles say in passing? : "Have you got a moment?"

[604805638]

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one!

[Molly_McMillen_3J]

Q: How do you tell the difference between a train conductor and a chemist?

A: Ask them to pronounce unionized!


Q: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

A: 2Na

[Rachel Caprini 1E]

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

[Tyler_Vellozzi_3E]

chemistry joke? my quiz grade tomorrow

[Paul Adkisson 1D]

Why did the chemist call her ex-boyfriend Dubnium when they broke up?
...
...
...
Because he was a real Db.

[Kevin Bangi 1A]

What do you ride in a chemistry carnival?
A Ferrous Wheel

[heather_carlton_1K]

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

[Jorge_Escobar_3L]

During Christmas remember to put up your ChemisTREE!!!

[Chaoyi_He_3H]

[Ting Zheng 3L]

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

[Kaitlin_Reeves_1C]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

[Julia Stinnett 2N]

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.

[Jessie_Chen_2L]

A man walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have some H₂0."

The man next to him says, "I'll have some H₂0 too!", then drinks it and dies.

[SarahTian3k]

Old chemists don't die, they simply reach equilibrium.