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If the formula for water is H2O...
is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2O." The second chemist says, "I'll have H2O also." The first chemist curses his failed assassination attempt.
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One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."
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I hate when people reply to my texts with "K." Who wants to talk about potassium?
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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A. Hehe
A. Hehe
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Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?
Because you are FINe ;).
Because you are FINe ;).
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I would tell another chemistry joke, but I feel like it wouldn't get a good reaction
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
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Why did Barium, Carbon, Potassium, and Sulfur get along so well?
They had each others BaCKS
They had each others BaCKS
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*When you're all out of chemistry jokes and its time to zinc of a new one.
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
Last edited by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D on Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:55 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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A bear said "Help, I'm dissolving!"
The person next to it said "But bears are insoluble"
The bear said "That's easy for you to say, you're not polar!"
The person next to it said "But bears are insoluble"
The bear said "That's easy for you to say, you're not polar!"
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Victoria Vu 1B wrote:Arrrrrrrginine--a pirate's favorite amino acid.
:-)
I must remember some of these for class!
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Nimah_Rasheed_3I wrote:*When you're all out of chemistry jokes and its time to zinc of a new one.
Another new one!
:-)
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TramHo1I wrote:During christmas, I always put up my chemistree.
Great for the last day of class!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Unfortunately, I was late to post something for last week. But hopefully, to make up for it, I hope this joke can make up for it.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper
The Big Bang Theory
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper
The Big Bang Theory
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What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium?
HeHe
What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?
CH2O
HeHe
What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?
CH2O
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A: Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
B: What?
A: Because you are Be-Au-Ti-ful.
B: ...
B: What?
A: Because you are Be-Au-Ti-ful.
B: ...
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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces?
Guacamole
Guacamole
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I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction ;)
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Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium... BATMAN!
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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A chemistry joke-
Chemistry is FUN (Flourine, Uranium, and Nitrogen)
Hope you enjoyed this!
Chemistry is FUN (Flourine, Uranium, and Nitrogen)
Hope you enjoyed this!
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Q: Why are there no good chemistry jokes?
A: Because all the good ones argon!
A: Because all the good ones argon!
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Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2Na
I'm making bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon.
A: 2Na
I'm making bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon.
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I can only make bad chemistry jokes now because all the good ones ARGON.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite. His response: NaBrO.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
How do you make a 24M solution?
Put a set of artificial teeth in water.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
How do you make a 24M solution?
Put a set of artificial teeth in water.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium
BATMAN!
BATMAN!
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
ask them to pronounce unionized...
ask them to pronounce unionized...
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Q: How do you tell the difference between a train conductor and a chemist?
A: Ask them to pronounce unionized!
Q: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
A: 2Na
A: Ask them to pronounce unionized!
Q: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
A: 2Na
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Why did the chemist call her ex-boyfriend Dubnium when they broke up?
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Because he was a real Db.
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Because he was a real Db.
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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A man walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have some H20."
The man next to him says, "I'll have some H20 too!", then drinks it and dies.
The man next to him says, "I'll have some H20 too!", then drinks it and dies.
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