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Megan_McElfish_3D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Megan_McElfish_3D » Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:42 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aleena_Sorf_2A » Fri Nov 25, 2016 4:41 pm

Question: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

Answer: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hirmand_Sarafian_2N » Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:41 pm

"Last night, a hypnotist convinced me that I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82... I am easily lead."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexandra Watts 3L » Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:52 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:56 pm

*Pick up line*: Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Nov 25, 2016 7:10 pm

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

A: They bonded well from the minute they met.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Fri Nov 25, 2016 9:14 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904605949 » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:06 pm

Pretty true.
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804780590
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804780590 » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:08 pm

Have you heard the one about the sick chemist?
If you can't Helium and you can't Curium, you'll probably have to Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dan_Jin_1K » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:41 pm

What did Carbon San Diego, Barium Bonds, and Selenium Gomez go for Thanksgiving?

Silicon Valley!

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Re:Chemistry Jokes

Postby Ashley Van Belle 2B » Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:17 am

Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur?
Because you’ve got a NiCe [censored]!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christopher_Reyes_4I » Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:17 pm

Q: What would you call a clown in jail?
A: Silicon (Silly Con)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abigail Foster 1K » Sat Nov 26, 2016 2:20 pm

HCOONa Matata

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abigail Foster 1K » Sat Nov 26, 2016 2:21 pm

I'm a female.
Fe=Iron
Male=Man
Therefore, I am Iron Man.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Molika Soben_3J » Sat Nov 26, 2016 3:35 pm

Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material.

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-breeze

Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Minh_Le_3I » Sat Nov 26, 2016 3:37 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby giareyes_2B » Sat Nov 26, 2016 3:45 pm

What Is the chemical formula for banana?

BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Nov 26, 2016 4:08 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Josh_Zhong_1F » Sat Nov 26, 2016 4:37 pm

A proton, a neutron, and helium walk into a bar and order three beers.
The bartender appears with 3 beers and asks the proton, “Are you sure you’re over 21?” The proton replies, “I’m positive.” So the bartender gives him the first beer.
He gives the second beer to the neutron and says, “For you, no charge.”
He throws the third beer in helium’s face. Helium doesn’t react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn Li 2J » Sat Nov 26, 2016 5:13 pm

With all the stress about finals coming up, I think it's important that we all think like a proton and stay positive! :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ricardo Munoz 3K » Sat Nov 26, 2016 5:22 pm

What did the chemist say when he found a third isotope of helium?
"He He He."

Raj Susarla 3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raj Susarla 3I » Sat Nov 26, 2016 6:09 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:08 pm

“Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!”
Said the ice.
The bunsen burner replied:
“It’s just a phase you’re going through.”

Rachel Caprini 1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:09 pm

When Life Gives You C6H8O7

Make H2O + C12 H22 O11 + C6 H8 O7

-Beyonce

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby david_li3H » Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:57 pm

If H2O is water, what is H2O4?

Bathing, drinking, swimming, washing...

Josh Clark 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Josh Clark 1J » Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:58 pm

Why does hamburger have less energy than steak? It's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abigail_Low_1A » Sat Nov 26, 2016 9:41 pm

A hydrogen atom and a neutron are walking down the street.
The hydrogen says, "Wait, I dropped an electron, help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The hydrogen replies "I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Priscilla_Covarrubias_HL » Sat Nov 26, 2016 9:55 pm

Guy: "Hey Girl, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?....Because you are CuTe :)"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elon_Glouberman_4J » Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:11 pm

Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution...
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Ashley Curtis 2O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley Curtis 2O » Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:28 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby paulapedrani » Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:37 pm

So finals week is coming up... make sure you all get your CoFe2 in the morning!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby F Rios 3E » Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:41 pm

I haven't had much sleep this week, I think I need some sodium and phosphorus.


(NaP)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:41 pm

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydron?

A: They bonded the minute they met!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904827101 » Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:05 pm

CONSENT IS KEY
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:09 pm

I would never try to poison you. Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich. XD

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexandra_Cooper_4H » Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:57 pm

Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? - NaBro

Chemists are bad at telling jokes... They lack the element of surprise.

Timothy Yu 2M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy Yu 2M » Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:52 am

I know I'm not doing well in the class but I'm trying to think like a proton and stay POSITIVE

Breanna Buhay 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Buhay 2H » Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:41 am

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones (Ar)gon

ba dum tsss

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex_Wagas_3K » Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:07 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Taylor_Yamane_2L » Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:25 am

Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marissa Stinnett 1E » Sun Nov 27, 2016 2:24 pm

Since finals are right around the corner, here is something that will hopefully make you all smile and remember to be optimistic in this time of immense stress and self-doubt. Hope this helps!

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Postby NicholasKillmeier3K » Sun Nov 27, 2016 3:17 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Sun Nov 27, 2016 3:19 pm

What Is The Show Cesium And Iodine Love Watching Together?

CSI

Kevin Bangi 1A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Bangi 1A » Sun Nov 27, 2016 3:41 pm

told a chemistry joke
but my friends don't know the periodic table

YsabelCheang1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby YsabelCheang1H » Sun Nov 27, 2016 3:42 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Katie_Ho_1M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katie_Ho_1M » Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:28 pm

Chemistry is definitely not Bohr-ing.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:30 pm

Q: What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:31 pm

Q: What's a chemist's favorite plant?
A: A stoichiome-tree.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:33 pm

Q: What did the cow say to Molybdenum and Oxygen?
A: MoO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Molly_McMillen_3J » Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:34 pm

Q: What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together?
A: CsI

Q: What was Avogadro's favorite sport?
A: Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.

Mahta Marefat 1I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mahta Marefat 1I » Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:54 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Sun Nov 27, 2016 5:14 pm

:p
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Megan Yabumoto 3K » Sun Nov 27, 2016 5:18 pm

What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They go from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns...

Evan Lee 2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Lee 2D » Sun Nov 27, 2016 6:06 pm

What is "HIJKLMNO"?


H2O.

Kevin Le 1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Le 1L » Sun Nov 27, 2016 6:10 pm

How did the chemist get in prison?
He was charged with a salt and battery hahahahhahah

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Novelpreet_Boparai1N » Sun Nov 27, 2016 6:28 pm

I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbas_Hakim_1B » Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:04 pm

Fun little ride
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie_Hardiman_3C » Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:16 pm

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Postby Ariana Murillo 2O » Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:30 pm

Same LOL
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jiaruo Wang 1K » Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:31 pm

The name's Bond. Ionic bond. Taken, not shared.

Austin_Saephan_1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Austin_Saephan_1B » Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:33 pm

What did the chemist say when he discovered two Helium ions?

HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:41 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of problems.

Navi Sidhu 1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Navi Sidhu 1F » Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:53 pm

An atom loses an electron.

It says, "Man, I really have to keep a better ion them!"

Jessica_Nakahira_1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Nakahira_1G » Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:57 pm

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I think they Argon.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby aprilhamachi3B » Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:10 pm

Do you have any jokes about sodium?
Na

Deen Tar
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Deen Tar » Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:15 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now

JulieLy_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JulieLy_3C » Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:36 pm

How much extra do chemists have to pay for avocados?
$6.02
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Bella Martin
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bella Martin » Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:47 pm

I have lots of Chemistry jokes, I'm just not sure all of them will get a good reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:15 pm

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all of his friends argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelicaAquino_2I » Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:16 pm

Q: If a bear in Yosemite and a bear in Alaska both fell on a river, which one would dissolve faster?
A: The one in Alaska because it's polar

Q: Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak?
A: It's at ground state

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other.
Atom 1: "Are you alright?"
Atom 2: "No, I lost an electron!"
Atom 1: "Are you sure?"
Atom 2: "Yeah, I'm POSITIVE!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ginnyyao1L » Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:25 pm

Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivanna_Tang_3B » Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:27 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Courteney Hedicke 3J » Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:41 pm

Chemists are bad at telling jokes... they lack the the element of surprise.
I blew up a chemistry expiriment. Its okay oxidents happen.
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carolyn Huh 1K » Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:41 pm

I would tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carolyn Huh 1K » Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:42 pm

Really slapped my neon that one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hfrazer1B » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:02 am

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!

Stefanie Shidoosh 4E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Stefanie Shidoosh 4E » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:28 am

I have many good chemistry jokes, but I'm just afraid I won't get a good reaction

Wang_Pong_Chan_1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Wang_Pong_Chan_1L » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:48 am

Think like a proton and stay positive!

Andrew Nguyen 3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:52 am

My teacher threw some sodium chloride at me.


That's a salt.

Alex Phu 2c
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:48 am

I may be Ne Rd Y, but only periodically ;)

Lindsey Lill
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lindsey Lill » Mon Nov 28, 2016 9:51 am

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

804748473
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804748473 » Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:02 am

Love is the air?
WRONG - Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony Garibay 3J » Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:05 am

Chemistry Joke of the Day
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:09 am

What does the leader of of the electron army say when they go to war?

CHAAARRGGGEEE!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby michael_buenaventura_1B » Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:12 am

What's so special about Oxygen and Potassium?

-Nothing, they're just OK. Potassium and Oxygen is a knockout though!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dan_Jin_1K » Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:18 am

What did two brothers Grant and Michael do for thanksgiving?

Well, first, they woke up at 10am to watch the wonderful Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. After that, their cousins came over, and they hung out, playing xbox, basketball, and watching some NFL football. When the clock stroke 5PM, dinner was ready. They deeply indulged in the food that their parents made, which included turkey, lobster, potatoes, salmon, and tomatoes! After filling themselves up, they had to take a rest, because they didn't want to be negatively charged like an electron. So, they took a quick nap. But, during their nap, the lights turned off in the house, so they had to call the neighborhood Technetium, who came and fixed the lights. After that all happened, they woke up, and they needed some milk and bananas to help wake up, so they said to their mom "Hey mom, can you give us some P and some Ca?"

Their mom brought them milk and bananas because she was a chemistry professor so she knew what P and Ca were.
After that, the narrator of this joke realized that it was going nowhere, so he concluded it with this: What does Beryllium Nitrogen spell? BeN.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aneri Chouhan » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:40 am

Q: What kind of fish is made of 2 sodium atoms?

A: 2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Theresa_Trieu_2G » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:05 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lucy Nakashima 1E » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:18 pm

Sodium doesn't take "Na" for an answer.
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804780590
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804780590 » Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:10 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Jand474
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jand474 » Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:44 pm

What's the name of the show that Cesium and Iodine love watching!?

CSI

Hahah.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Franklin Kong 3D » Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:58 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Ironman teamed up, they'd be alloys.

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Postby Kylee 3f » Mon Nov 28, 2016 2:29 pm


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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kylee 3f » Mon Nov 28, 2016 2:36 pm

What kind of fish is made of 2 sodium atoms?
- 2 Na

since Fe= Iron
then Female= Iron man

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amber_Candelaria_1D » Mon Nov 28, 2016 2:50 pm

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes daytrogen.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Mon Nov 28, 2016 2:56 pm

how does a formaldehyde compound dress down, it turns into a casual-dehydride

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:11 pm

What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion.

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Postby Jane Sin 3A » Mon Nov 28, 2016 4:18 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris_Rudewicz_3H » Mon Nov 28, 2016 4:35 pm

My teacher threw some sodium chloride at me.

That's a salt!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marissa Stinnett 1E » Mon Nov 28, 2016 5:04 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution.


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