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Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Mon Nov 28, 2016 5:39 pm

Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."

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Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Mon Nov 28, 2016 6:39 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caresse_Zhong_2K » Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:14 pm

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aya_Elarid_2H » Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:20 pm

I would never try to poison you, now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:40 pm

Q:What kind of fish is made out of sodium?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zaamin Khwaja 3D » Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:06 pm

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
The neutron says “Are you sure?”
The proton replies “I’m positive.”

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Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:22 pm

What is HIJKLMNO? H2O

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:23 pm

If H20 is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H20 cubed

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Mon Nov 28, 2016 9:13 pm

Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:45 pm

I wish I could tell you a new chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Spencer Peterman 3E » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:46 pm

What do you get when 6.02x1023 mosquitoes bite you?

Molearia.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:47 pm

This will be me after the chem final
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Spencer Peterman 3E » Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:04 am

How much do neutrons cost?

Nothing, they're free of charge.

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Postby Emily Steele 4J » Tue Nov 29, 2016 10:23 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Scott_Anderson_3J » Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:02 am

Why is taking chemistry at UCLA noble?

Chem 14B is full, just like the noble gases.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AllanNicholson2F » Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:10 am

A man walks into a bar and says "I'll have some H20".
The man next to him says "I'll have some H20 too", he drinks it and dies

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904799315 » Tue Nov 29, 2016 1:02 pm

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

Kendall_Islam_3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall_Islam_3A » Tue Nov 29, 2016 1:09 pm

What should you say if you borrow something from an iodine atom, an oxygen atom, and a uranium atom?
Thanks - IOU!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gianna Zufall 3G » Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:46 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katrina_Galian 1J » Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:47 pm

Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine.

Are you a charged atom cuz I've got my ion on you.

Chem students do it on the table periodically XD

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lisbeth Hernandez3L » Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:37 pm

What is a chemist's favorite plant?
-Stoichiome-tree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Tue Nov 29, 2016 5:39 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany_Hoang_3C » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:43 pm

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SarahTian3k » Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:39 pm

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbeyj3I » Wed Nov 30, 2016 1:20 am

Think like a proton and stay positive for finals week, y'all! We can do this!!

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:36 am

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby michael_buenaventura_1B » Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:00 am

Why did the scientists start dancing after they spilled OH all over the floor?

They dropped the base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Wed Nov 30, 2016 12:39 pm

take all your lame chemistry jokes and Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:41 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Shih 1J » Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:18 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Ash_3C » Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:36 pm

What is Cesium and Iodine's favorite TV show?
CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne_Park_4C » Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:01 pm

Think like a proton and stay positive!!
Good luck on finals everyone!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Farooq 3E » Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:17 pm

What did the man with the iron will say?
You can't ferrous me to do anything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chigozie_Nnoruka_1K » Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:35 pm

Old chemists never die, THEY JUST STOP REACTING.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Luiza Karakhanyan » Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:08 pm

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartended says,"Sorry we don't serve noble gases here."
He doesn't react.

A photon checks into a hotel and the bellboy asks him if he has any luggage.
The photon replies,"No, I'm travelling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jata_Kavya_3A » Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:11 pm

How do you feel after that O chem exam?

I'm DIEN!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Grace_McAuley_1E » Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:38 pm

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?
OHSNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Molly_McMillen_3J » Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:57 pm

Organic chemistry is hard. People who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:00 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:38 pm

What would you call a clown in jail?
Silicon (Silly Con)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:39 pm

What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
its CoRn Y

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:10 am

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:37 am

What do you call a bear that dissolves in water?




A polar bear!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julianne Seog 3K » Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:59 am

What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:59 am

Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
A: Fear of utility bills

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Haoqing Li 3E » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:19 am

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
Lol

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Haoqing Li 3E » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:19 am

-Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Haoqing Li 3E » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:20 am

Q:Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium? How did it go?
A:It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Greta Tobin 2F » Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:07 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
Answer: A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:49 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:53 pm

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:54 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby caitlin_oberman_2G » Thu Dec 01, 2016 3:49 pm

I told my friends a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Thu Dec 01, 2016 3:56 pm

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I'm sorry this one is stupid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004599434 » Thu Dec 01, 2016 4:15 pm

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby caitlin_oberman_2G » Thu Dec 01, 2016 5:02 pm

Two men walk into a restaurant. The first man tells the waiter, "I would like some H2O please," and the second man tells the waiter, "I would like some H20 too." The second man was later found dead.

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Postby Jana_Lang_2B » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:04 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cara_Budzinski_3D » Thu Dec 01, 2016 7:25 pm

What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
WaterMOLEns

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aashi_Patel_3B » Thu Dec 01, 2016 8:51 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ErinMae_Bacasen1L » Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:00 pm

At the Acid Dating Club, Cl goes up to Bi and asks how acidic was their last relationship. Bi responds "My last relationship was actually basic." Cl is confused and asks, "what?!" Bi laughs and says, "I'm amphoteric." Br comes up and tells Cl to pay up, "I knew it, it was so obvious."

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Postby Samantha_Leong_3K » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:24 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:07 pm

What show do cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby usernamesarehard » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:26 pm

Do you wanna hear a joke about sodium?

Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby usernamesarehard » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:30 pm

No a Catalyst isn't a list of all the cows you own.

Ann Zhang_1M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ann Zhang_1M » Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:11 am

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nadine_El Fawal_3M » Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:57 am

what was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nadine_El Fawal_3M » Fri Dec 02, 2016 9:03 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chin_Alyssa_3I » Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:24 am

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?

...


Cause it's pretty basic stuff

Tania_Torres_3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:26 am

lose an electron?better keep an ION it!!!

Molika Soben_3J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Molika Soben_3J » Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:00 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

FaithPigeon_1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:17 pm

Hey girl, are you copper and tellurium?

because you are CuTe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:19 pm

PSA: please be careful of any possible interactions with dihydrogen monoxide!!! It is a very dangerous liquid.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:20 pm

My head HERTZ from the FREQUENCY of all these puns..

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aya_Elarid_2H » Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:22 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in the water?
It was a polar bear! Polar bears are white bears. Polar compounds dissolve in water because water is a polar molecule (like dissolves like), while nonpolar compounds do not.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:07 pm

What is the chemist's favorite part of an EDM song?

When the base drops.

Ivy Kwok 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivy Kwok 2I » Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:29 pm

Q: Why does Nicki Minaj like NaOH?
A: It's a super base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pratyush Kandimalla 2O » Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:09 pm

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Makenna Vulgas 1G » Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:18 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

A: Polar Bond

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristine_Espinosa_2L » Fri Dec 02, 2016 3:18 pm

How often do I make jokes about chemistry?
Periodically.

Anika_Desar_3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Fri Dec 02, 2016 6:13 pm

Hahaha
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shelley Pi 1K » Fri Dec 02, 2016 6:51 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shelley Pi 1K » Fri Dec 02, 2016 6:51 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby heather_carlton_1K » Fri Dec 02, 2016 7:53 pm

I think I left the Bromine and Boron in the cabinet!
BrB

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aleena_Sorf_2A » Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:00 pm

Question: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

Answer: 2NA!!

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Postby Toby Lin 1J » Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:16 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:31 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

A: He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maverick Tan 1F » Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:47 pm

What is a chemist's favorite plant?

A. Stoichiome-tree.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JudyPham_4J » Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:55 pm

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JudyPham_4J » Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:56 pm

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie_Hardiman_3C » Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:04 pm

In honor of our upcoming final
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abishek 3K » Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:14 pm

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're so CuTe
My girlfriend dumped me the next day

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904605949 » Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:47 pm

Pretty much me with the new topic hehe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alyssa_Wieand_2G » Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:36 am

A man and a woman are sitting at a bar. The man is wearing a shirt that says "Polar" and the woman is wearing a shirt that says "Non-Polar". The man gets up and suddenly says: "Sorry, I just don't think the chemistry is right".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Susanne_Taavitsa_2J » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:33 am

Trying to find chem jokes no one has used before...
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