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Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
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I would never try to poison you, now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
The neutron says “Are you sure?”
The proton replies “I’m positive.”
The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
The neutron says “Are you sure?”
The proton replies “I’m positive.”
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If H20 is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H20 cubed
A: H20 cubed
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Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down.
A: He just couldn't put it down.
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I wish I could tell you a new chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon!
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Why is taking chemistry at UCLA noble?
Chem 14B is full, just like the noble gases.
Chem 14B is full, just like the noble gases.
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A man walks into a bar and says "I'll have some H20".
The man next to him says "I'll have some H20 too", he drinks it and dies
The man next to him says "I'll have some H20 too", he drinks it and dies
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What should you say if you borrow something from an iodine atom, an oxygen atom, and a uranium atom?
Thanks - IOU!
Thanks - IOU!
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Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine.
Are you a charged atom cuz I've got my ion on you.
Chem students do it on the table periodically XD
Are you a charged atom cuz I've got my ion on you.
Chem students do it on the table periodically XD
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
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Fe Fe
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Fe - Fe
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
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Fe Fe
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Fe - Fe
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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Think like a proton and stay positive for finals week, y'all! We can do this!!
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Why did the scientists start dancing after they spilled OH all over the floor?
They dropped the base.
They dropped the base.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
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Think like a proton and stay positive!!
Good luck on finals everyone!!
Good luck on finals everyone!!
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What did the man with the iron will say?
You can't ferrous me to do anything.
You can't ferrous me to do anything.
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Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartended says,"Sorry we don't serve noble gases here."
He doesn't react.
A photon checks into a hotel and the bellboy asks him if he has any luggage.
The photon replies,"No, I'm travelling light."
The bartended says,"Sorry we don't serve noble gases here."
He doesn't react.
A photon checks into a hotel and the bellboy asks him if he has any luggage.
The photon replies,"No, I'm travelling light."
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?
OHSNaP!
OHSNaP!
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Organic chemistry is hard. People who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
its CoRn Y
its CoRn Y
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
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Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
A: Fear of utility bills
A: Fear of utility bills
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
Lol
A: It went OK.
Lol
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-Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-He just couldn't put it down.
-He just couldn't put it down.
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Q:Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium? How did it go?
A:It went OK2!
A:It went OK2!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
Answer: A ferrous wheel
Answer: A ferrous wheel
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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Two men walk into a restaurant. The first man tells the waiter, "I would like some H2O please," and the second man tells the waiter, "I would like some H20 too." The second man was later found dead.
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At the Acid Dating Club, Cl goes up to Bi and asks how acidic was their last relationship. Bi responds "My last relationship was actually basic." Cl is confused and asks, "what?!" Bi laughs and says, "I'm amphoteric." Br comes up and tells Cl to pay up, "I knew it, it was so obvious."
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
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Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
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Cause it's pretty basic stuff
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Cause it's pretty basic stuff
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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PSA: please be careful of any possible interactions with dihydrogen monoxide!!! It is a very dangerous liquid.
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Why did the bear dissolve in the water?
It was a polar bear! Polar bears are white bears. Polar compounds dissolve in water because water is a polar molecule (like dissolves like), while nonpolar compounds do not.
It was a polar bear! Polar bears are white bears. Polar compounds dissolve in water because water is a polar molecule (like dissolves like), while nonpolar compounds do not.
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What is the chemist's favorite part of an EDM song?
When the base drops.
When the base drops.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Drinking.
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
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Question: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
Answer: 2NA!!
Answer: 2NA!!
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.
A: He's 0K now.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
OH SNaP!
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're so CuTe
My girlfriend dumped me the next day
My girlfriend dumped me the next day
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A man and a woman are sitting at a bar. The man is wearing a shirt that says "Polar" and the woman is wearing a shirt that says "Non-Polar". The man gets up and suddenly says: "Sorry, I just don't think the chemistry is right".
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