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Chemistry Joke of the Day
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According to chemists, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made of alkynes of people!
Because it's made of alkynes of people!
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel
A: A ferrous wheel
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Last night, a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
I'm easily lead.
I'm easily lead.
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The silicon put his neon the window ledge, climbed out, and krypton along the wall to meet his friend. Let's hope the guard cesium before they argon!
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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I complained to my friend about the chem final and her response was: "sorry to hear about your sulfuring."
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I blew up something in the lab, but hey! Oxidants happen, amirite?
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good luck everyone on the finals!!!
This will be me for the entire 3 hours
This will be me for the entire 3 hours
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You know the song Broccoli by D.R.A.M....."All she wanna do is smoke de Broglie".....I'm sorry
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Harry have mercy, I forgot to post last week and I don't want to lose points :D
I love you Harry <3
I love you Harry <3
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A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
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A freshman chemistry student prepared a standard solution and showed it to her professor. The professor gave her a puzzled look, and said: This solution looks a bit WEIRD. Are you sure you used the right set of reagents? The student replied: Absolutely. According to my calculations, this is one NORMAL solution.
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What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? Methylated spirits.
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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What did the cation say to the Chem 14A student the night before the final exam?
Stay positive!
Stay positive!
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Why did the acid go to the gym?
-To become a buffer solution!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-To become a buffer solution!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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"In the middle of the party, chick get off me
In the cut I'm rollin' up with De Broglie"
In the cut I'm rollin' up with De Broglie"
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"What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?"
A one molar solution
A one molar solution
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Q: what did the scientist say when he found two helium isotopes?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are riding in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am," Heisenberg replies.
The cop says, "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, [censored]!" shouts Schrodinger.
Fed up with their antics, the cop tries to arrest them.
Ohm resists.
"No, but I know exactly where I am," Heisenberg replies.
The cop says, "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, [censored]!" shouts Schrodinger.
Fed up with their antics, the cop tries to arrest them.
Ohm resists.
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Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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just chemistry
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Suffice it to say that we can call a carbon ring with iron atoms in place of the carbons as a Ferrous wheel?
Sorry for the transition metal pun, Cu in class today!
Sorry for the transition metal pun, Cu in class today!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel
A ferrous wheel
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K?
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I am worried that my final grades will look something like carbontetrafluoride... I hope no one else has this issue!
I am worried that my final grades will look something like carbontetrafluoride... I hope no one else has this issue!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking? In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
A: A one molar solution.
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Q: What is an Organic chemistry students favorite kind of plant?
A: A chemistree
A: A chemistree
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Q: What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A: A 'gram' cracker.
A: A 'gram' cracker.
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Sixteen sodiums walk into a room. Who's next? NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA BATMAAAN!
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Did you here about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
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Hope everyone has a good (B)Boron (Re)Rhenium (A) (K) Potassium!!!
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What does the leader of the electron army say when they go to war?
CHAAARGE!
CHAAARGE!
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
A: A one molar solution.
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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
A: To become a buffer solution!
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
A: H2O cubed.
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Q: What is a Ochem students favorite kind of plant?
A: A chemistree
A: A chemistree
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Q: What did one titration tell the other?
A: Let's meet at the endpoint.
A: Let's meet at the endpoint.
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Students fear O-chem so much because they go through alkynes of trouble.
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As fun as this page is, I only like chem jokes periodically.
Ba dum tss
congrats to everyone for finishing 14A!
Ba dum tss
congrats to everyone for finishing 14A!
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"I would never try to poison you...
Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich"
Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich"
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
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Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
At least I have a degree.
At least I have a degree.
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