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Postby Minh_Le_3I » Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:05 am

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Postby GevickSafarians_14B » Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:12 am

Chemistry Joke.
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Postby Anthony Garibay 3J » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:35 am

Chemistry Joke of the Day
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Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:15 pm

According to chemists, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made of alkynes of people!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christopher_Reyes_4I » Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:24 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JudyPham_4J » Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:16 pm

What is the chemical formula for seawater?

CH20

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JudyPham_4J » Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:17 pm

Last night, a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

I'm easily lead.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KimberlySalinas_2A » Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:21 pm

What is a chemist's favorite tree?
Stoichiome-tree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:03 pm

The silicon put his neon the window ledge, climbed out, and krypton along the wall to meet his friend. Let's hope the guard cesium before they argon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:53 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andy Chen 3L » Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:54 pm

If a king farts...is it a Noble Gas?

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Postby Tyler_Honrada_1L » Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:57 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:05 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404805762 » Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:38 pm

I complained to my friend about the chem final and her response was: "sorry to hear about your sulfuring."
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404805762 » Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:40 pm

I blew up something in the lab, but hey! Oxidants happen, amirite?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Devlin 3B » Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:28 pm

Long Live Lavelle

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Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:29 pm

What do elements do in a play?
They Actinium!

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Postby 904827101 » Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:38 pm

good luck everyone on the finals!!!
This will be me for the entire 3 hours
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Devlin 3B » Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:56 pm

You know the song Broccoli by D.R.A.M....."All she wanna do is smoke de Broglie".....I'm sorry

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sat Dec 03, 2016 8:19 pm

What do dipoles say in passing? Do you have a moment?

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Postby Joshua Song 2M » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:26 pm

Long live Lavelle

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Postby Joshua Song 2M » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:27 pm

Harry have mercy, I forgot to post last week and I don't want to lose points :D

I love you Harry <3

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504809830_3F » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:43 pm

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

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Postby 504809830_3F » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:44 pm

A freshman chemistry student prepared a standard solution and showed it to her professor. The professor gave her a puzzled look, and said: This solution looks a bit WEIRD. Are you sure you used the right set of reagents? The student replied: Absolutely. According to my calculations, this is one NORMAL solution.

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Postby 504809830_3F » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:46 pm

What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? Methylated spirits.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504809830_3F » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:47 pm

What did the Cowboy Chemist tell his horse? HIO Ag!!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan Marin Dis3A » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:49 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Postby YsabelCheang1H » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:51 pm

Just because it's almost Christmas break
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Postby Daniel Namgoong 3I » Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:04 pm

Why did the bear drown?
Cause it was polar!

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Postby Stefanie Shidoosh 4E » Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:24 pm

What did the cation say to the Chem 14A student the night before the final exam?

Stay positive!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby BlakeMillar4J » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:25 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?
-To become a buffer solution!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Postby BlakeMillar4J » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:27 pm

"In the middle of the party, chick get off me
In the cut I'm rollin' up with De Broglie"

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Postby BlakeMillar4J » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:29 pm

What kind of fish is made up of two sodium atoms? 2Na!

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Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:38 pm

"What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?"
A one molar solution

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Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:40 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:46 pm

Q: what did the scientist say when he found two helium isotopes?
A: HeHe

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Postby 404805762 » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:51 pm

A cation is an ion with a paws-itive charge.

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Postby AnnaTong1E » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:52 pm

Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are riding in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am," Heisenberg replies.

The cop says, "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, [censored]!" shouts Schrodinger.

Fed up with their antics, the cop tries to arrest them.
Ohm resists.

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Postby 404805762 » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:53 pm

Think like a proton: always positive!

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Postby 404805762 » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:53 pm

Any jokes about sodium? Na

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Postby 404805762 » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:57 pm

All the good chemistry jokes argon.

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Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:19 am

Why did the nobel gas cry?
Because all his/her friends argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Sun Dec 04, 2016 1:32 am

So does having some BaNa2 make more K or have I been lied to

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Postby Raj Susarla 3I » Sun Dec 04, 2016 3:57 am

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Audrey Magsig 1E » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:48 am

What is the name of 007's arctic cousin?


Polar bond

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caresse_Zhong_2K » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:39 am

Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

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Postby Camille_Rousculp_3A » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:06 am

just chemistry
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Postby Khachik_Hmayakyan_2E » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:19 am

Suffice it to say that we can call a carbon ring with iron atoms in place of the carbons as a Ferrous wheel?

Sorry for the transition metal pun, Cu in class today!

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Postby Anthony Garibay 3J » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:23 am

Chemistry Joke of the Day
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Postby Josh_Zhong_1F » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:03 pm

What Is The Chemical Formula For Coffee?

A. CoFe2



LOLOLOLLLL..

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Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:05 pm

Hydrogen Argon Americium Beryllium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:07 pm

What is the show Cesium and Iodine love watching together?

CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:11 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sascha_Clark_4I » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:18 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JulieLy_3C » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:33 pm

My favorite elements during finals are chromium and yttrium. CrY

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ishita_Dubey_2D » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:39 pm

What kind of fish is made out of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ishita_Dubey_2D » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:41 pm

I was going to make a joke about sodium and hydrogen...

But NaH.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexandra_Cooper_4H » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:42 pm

http://www.chemistryjokes.com/images/lo ... uoride.jpg
I am worried that my final grades will look something like carbontetrafluoride... I hope no one else has this issue!

Balint Nagy 3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Sun Dec 04, 2016 1:47 pm

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sun Dec 04, 2016 1:53 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:10 pm

Why can't people trust atoms?
Cause they make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:12 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbeyj3I » Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:19 pm

What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking? In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbeyj3I » Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:19 pm

How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado's number.

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Postby NicholasKillmeier3K » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:41 pm

Finals

;)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katherine Sung 2I » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:58 pm

Titration is like dubstep, just drop the base. :)

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Postby Kevin_Li_2F » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:35 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annalia_Ferrer_1F » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:10 pm

When you see an attractive person:

"I got my ion you."

Alexma 3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexma 3A » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:15 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexma 3A » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:16 pm

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Postby Alexma 3A » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:17 pm

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Postby Alexma 3A » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:17 pm

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexma 3A » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:21 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexma 3A » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:23 pm

Q: What is an Organic chemistry students favorite kind of plant?
A: A chemistree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexma 3A » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:24 pm

Q: What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A: A 'gram' cracker.

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Postby Alexma 3A » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:29 pm

Sixteen sodiums walk into a room. Who's next? NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA BATMAAAN!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexma 3A » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:32 pm

Did you here about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.

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Postby Alexma 3A » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:33 pm

What is the cation afraid of? A dogion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby paulapedrani » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:36 pm

Hope everyone has a good (B)Boron (Re)Rhenium (A) (K) Potassium!!!

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Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:01 pm

What does the leader of the electron army say when they go to war?

CHAAARGE!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colleen_Clarke_4B » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:44 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colleen_Clarke_4B » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:45 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colleen_Clarke_4B » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:45 pm

Q: How many moles are in a guacamole?
A: Avocado's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colleen_Clarke_4B » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:46 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colleen_Clarke_4B » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:46 pm

Q: What is a Ochem students favorite kind of plant?
A: A chemistree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colleen_Clarke_4B » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:47 pm

Q: What did one titration tell the other?
A: Let's meet at the endpoint.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colleen_Clarke_4B » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:49 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SaniShabgahi3N » Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:25 pm

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

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Postby Hao 1I » Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:27 pm

Students fear O-chem so much because they go through alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Breanna Buhay 2H » Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:59 pm

As fun as this page is, I only like chem jokes periodically.

Ba dum tss

congrats to everyone for finishing 14A!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sanjay_Kumar_2J » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:38 pm

"I would never try to poison you...
Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich"

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Postby ginnyyao1L » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:45 pm

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Postby Nick_Ida 1D » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:46 pm

What kind of fish is made of 2 NA atoms?
A two-NA ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Nakahira_1G » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:05 am

I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aneri Chouhan » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:23 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aneri Chouhan » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:24 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aneri Chouhan » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:24 am

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aneri Chouhan » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:25 am

Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aaron_Trell_2J » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:47 am

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Mon Dec 05, 2016 1:05 am

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

At least I have a degree.


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