Chemistry Joke

[Hannah Liu 2A]

Q: Hey, what's new? (nu)
A: c/lambda!

[Theresa_Trieu_2G]

[Tara_Hekmati_3B]

Exothermic reactions?
I studied them before they were cool. Pshht

[Julia Stinnett 2N]

Question: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
Answer: 2Na (pronounced like tuna)

[Victoria Vu 3L]

I know my Chemistry and
you've got one significant figure ;)

[RitaChang_2C]

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed!

[Malavika_Theophil_3H]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

[Tania_Torres_3O]

have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-he just couldn't put it down!

[504829531]

What should you do if you have a sick chemist? If you can't helium or curium, I guess you'll have to barium.

[Arielle 1I]

What Is A Chemist’s Favorite Plant?

Stoichiome-tree

[Andy_Park_1B]

I went to a comedy show and one chemist went up and performed a quick skit.

He didn't get a reaction.

[Yamilex Velgara 2I]

lol

[JoAnna Yortiss 2G]

This one is good lol

[Sunny Chera 1N]

I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

Here is another funny one!

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the
Bunsen burner:
"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.
"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.

[EmilyLeibovitch2E]

A man and a woman are sitting at a bar. One has a shirt saying 'Polar', the other, 'Non Polar'
Woman: Sorry, I just don't think the chemistry is right.

[Timothy_Hyun_2K]

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" and he died.

[Eugenia Kwon 3O]

[Nikhil_Madan_3C]

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate

[Andrew M 2J]

What is a chemist's favorite breed of dog?
LABoratory Retrievers

[HimadreeR]

I have many chemistry jokes- I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction :/

[Milan M]

Did you hear about the guy who's temperature got down to absolute zero? Don't worry, he's 0k.

[Ian Brown 1K]

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

[Frank_Smith_3L]

So Helium walks into a bar right? The bartender is like, "Omg we DON'T serve noble gases here!!!" The helium didn't react!!!

[Tania_Torres_3O]

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

[Eli Pazol 2F]

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[504829531]

How many molecules are there in a bowl of guacamole? Avocado's number!

[Victoria Vu 3L]

You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart <3

[Laila Stedman 3G]

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all of his friends Argon!

[Chem_Mod]

Post all chemistry jokes here:
https://lavelle.chem.ucla.edu/forum/viewtopic.php?f=156&t=4291&sid=07ba2c6eecdab85c37dfde007e0d90e1

Thanks