Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

[Novelpreet_Boparai1N]

You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K

[edward_qiao_3I]

People who study organic chemistry can really get into alkynes of trouble

[Alex Phu 2c]

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?

Because its in a ground state!!

[Ashley T 2H]

i'd tell you a chemistry joke...but all the good ones argon.

[yubin moon 3c]

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

[Yasmine Choroomi 2C]

Wanna hear a joke about sodium?
Na

I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid I won't get a good reaction

All the good chemistry jokes argon.

[004599434]

How did the chemist survive the famine?
By subsisting on titrations.

[emilie liu 3G]

My chemistry professor threw sodium chloride at me! That's a salt!

[Jorge_Escobar_3L]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

[Lindsey Lill]

What Did The Bartender Say When Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium And Phosphorous Walked Into His Bar?

OH SNaP!

[Hanan_Kashkoul_1O]

[Manpreet Singh 1N]

[Alexandria_Leaf_2F]

Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chomatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.

[Matthew_Vargas_2G]

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

[Christopher_Mathe_3B]

you are a boron

[Mirian_Garcia_2G]

[Banik_Housepian_2K]

you're a 10?
Maybe on a pH scale,
cause you're basic.

[Banik_Housepian_2K]

Chemistry is like cooking, just don't lick the spoon.

[Cecile Riviere-Cazaux 2A]

Q: What is a chemist's favorite salty food?
A: NaC2H3O2!
(Nacho)

[Shushanna S 3F]

What did the crazy chemist do with the bulls at rodeo?

He Rhodium. *ba dum tss*

(thought of this myself tyvm)

[Iris Feng 2I]

I would never try to poison you

Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich

[Omer Lavian 2K]

What do you call 6.02214 x 10^23 big, white bears?

MOLAR BEARS!

[Brandon Han 3H]

What's the difference between cooking and chemistry?

In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.

[Hung_Sabrina_3N]

How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado's number.

[Joyce Wu 3E]

I saw my friends inhaling helium and I was like:
He, He, He

[David Julfayan 1F]

[Tiffany Jeng 1L]

You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K

[Jessica De Anda 2C]

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

[Jason Duong 1D]

Q: Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
Q: How did it go?
A: It went OK2!

Q: I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
A: He said NaBrO

[Chaoyi_He_3H]

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

[Jane Sin 3A]

[Libbyfidel_1E]

You are a 10?
Maybe on a pH scale because you are basic.

[Julia_Wenzel_1E]

I was going to post a chemistry joke but Na

[Lexy Swenson 1F]

I have many chemistry jokes.. I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

[Balint Nagy 3C]

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

[Sophia Eliopulos 2I]

Getting in the spirit of chem...

[Emily_Bloom_1I]

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution

[K Phelan 3D]

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na

[Ricardo Munoz 3K]

This is a picture I found that I liked.

[Jaret Nishikawa]

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

[KarinaOropeza_2L]

[Jessica_Chang_1G]

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones... ARGON...

How often do I make jokes about chemistry?... Periodically.

[Valeria Quintana 1G]

*me reading all these jokes*: "That was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one!"

[Kimberly_Hernandez_3L]

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

[Frank_Smith_3L]

If a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

[Kevin Le 1L]

Dude that is telling joke: What did the chemist say to the other chemist?

Dude receiving the joke: lmao wat

Dude that is telling joke: We're both chemists







lol

[Frank_Smith_3L]

So a neutron walks into a bar right? Asks the bartender how much the whiskey costs... bartender says, "For you bud, no charge!"

[Katherine Sung 2I]

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

[Brandon_Williams_3E]

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution

[rielapopp3O]

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

[Elle_Bertuccelli_1B]

Chemistry is a pain in the acid!!!!!

[Jessie_Chen_2L]

"I don't trust atoms...they make up everything."

[Rachelle_Stark_3H]

What does an enthalpy pirate steal? Your Joules.

[Carolyn Huh 1K]

person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg

[904755076]

Gold walks into a bar, barman shouts Au get out of here!

[Ann Zhang_1M]

IF A KING FARTS, WILL IT BE A NOBLE GAS?

[Joanne_Park_4C]

[Christopher Reed 1H]

What kind of fish is made of sodium?

2Na!

[sheilaho_1E]

Oxygen asked Nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO

[YsabelCheang1H]

[Kevin Bangi 1A]

Exothermic reaction?
I studied them before they were cool

[heather_carlton_1K]

[Amy_Dixon_1I]

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.

[Anisha Patel 1G]

Q: What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
A: FeBreeze

[AJ Garalza 2E]

What is the chemical formula for a banana?

BaNa2

[Coleen_Leslie_2L]

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

[Franklin Kong 3D]

You don't know the 5th element of the periodic table?
What a boron!

[Christian Hardoy 3F]

Q: If a bear in Alaska and a bear in Yosemite both fall into the water, which one dissolves first?

A: The bear in Alaska because it's polar.

[SarahTian3k]

Why do chemists like the carnival?
They like to ride the ferrous wheel.

[Jason_Hong_2J]

I left Boron and Rubidium in my room...

BRB

[Tina_Keshishian_2F]

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o Acid.

[AngelaWang_1F]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

[Anika_Desar_3N]

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

[Abbey Kerscher 3O]

Q: Why can you never trust atoms? A: They make up everything.

[Shelley Pi 1K]

[FaithPigeon_1E]

"I blew up my chemistry experiment."

"That's okay. Oxidants happen."

[Krishil_Gandhi_1D]

"Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."

[Kendall_Islam_3A]

What does a hipster studying thermochemistry say?

"I studied exothermic reactions before they were cool."

[Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D]

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

[Mihika Sridhar 3H]

I don't trust atoms...I hear the make up everything.

[Katelynn Luansing 2B]

In light of new year resolutions: Why did acid go to BFit?

To become a "buffer" solution.

[Marie_Rhoads_2C]

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"

[Justin_Bueno_2O]

Calcium+Iron

[Ashley Van Belle 2B]

My favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz.

You've probably never heard it before.

[Nathan Mallipeddi 2H]

Chemistry is a pain in the acid!

[Janet Pham 1B]

Every dipole has its moment.

[Julie Barreto 3A]

Superman is a man. Batman is a man. Spiderman is a man. So why is Ironman a woman?
A: Because she is a Female.

[Katrina_Galian 1J]

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

[AndyL3I]

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.

[saminah_adam]

A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome! Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

[Jana_Lang_2B]

[Jennifer Ngo 1M]

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
....
He's 0K now.

[HarshiniMuthukumar3N]

Acids and bases are pHun

[Amanda_Quintero_1K]

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?


A: It went OK.

[Martin_Sarafyan_2K]

What did the bartender say when Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walked into his Bar?

OH SNaP

[kgiesch1N]

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

[ben maryamian]

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
Answer: 2Na

[Mana_Sheykhsoltan_1A]

Q: What did the element say to the police?
A: I CU copper

[Alexia_Vanegas_1G]

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

2Na (tuna)

[TramHo2G]

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers.