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People who study organic chemistry can really get into alkynes of trouble
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Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
Because its in a ground state!!
Because its in a ground state!!
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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Wanna hear a joke about sodium?
Na
I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid I won't get a good reaction
All the good chemistry jokes argon.
Na
I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid I won't get a good reaction
All the good chemistry jokes argon.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?
By subsisting on titrations.
By subsisting on titrations.
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My chemistry professor threw sodium chloride at me! That's a salt!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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What Did The Bartender Say When Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium And Phosphorous Walked Into His Bar?
OH SNaP!
OH SNaP!
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Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chomatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.
A: Separation anxiety.
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What did the crazy chemist do with the bulls at rodeo?
He Rhodium. *ba dum tss*
(thought of this myself tyvm)
He Rhodium. *ba dum tss*
(thought of this myself tyvm)
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What's the difference between cooking and chemistry?
In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.
In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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Q: Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
Q: How did it go?
A: It went OK2!
Q: I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
A: He said NaBrO
Q: How did it go?
A: It went OK2!
Q: I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
A: He said NaBrO
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I have many chemistry jokes.. I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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Getting in the spirit of chem...
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones... ARGON...
How often do I make jokes about chemistry?... Periodically.
How often do I make jokes about chemistry?... Periodically.
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*me reading all these jokes*: "That was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one!"
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Dude that is telling joke: What did the chemist say to the other chemist?
Dude receiving the joke: lmao wat
Dude that is telling joke: We're both chemists
lol
Dude receiving the joke: lmao wat
Dude that is telling joke: We're both chemists
lol
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So a neutron walks into a bar right? Asks the bartender how much the whiskey costs... bartender says, "For you bud, no charge!"
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution
A: A one molar solution
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person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
person 2: OMg
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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You don't know the 5th element of the periodic table?
What a boron!
What a boron!
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Q: If a bear in Alaska and a bear in Yosemite both fall into the water, which one dissolves first?
A: The bear in Alaska because it's polar.
A: The bear in Alaska because it's polar.
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Why do chemists like the carnival?
They like to ride the ferrous wheel.
They like to ride the ferrous wheel.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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"I blew up my chemistry experiment."
"That's okay. Oxidants happen."
"That's okay. Oxidants happen."
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"Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."
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What does a hipster studying thermochemistry say?
"I studied exothermic reactions before they were cool."
"I studied exothermic reactions before they were cool."
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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In light of new year resolutions: Why did acid go to BFit?
To become a "buffer" solution.
To become a "buffer" solution.
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My favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz.
You've probably never heard it before.
You've probably never heard it before.
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Superman is a man. Batman is a man. Spiderman is a man. So why is Ironman a woman?
A: Because she is a Female.
A: Because she is a Female.
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If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
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Why does a hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.
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A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome! Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
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He's 0K now.
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He's 0K now.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
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What did the bartender say when Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walked into his Bar?
OH SNaP
OH SNaP
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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
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