Chemistry Joke
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Re: Chemistry Joke
Question: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
Answer: 2Na (pronounced like tuna)
Answer: 2Na (pronounced like tuna)
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have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-he just couldn't put it down!
-he just couldn't put it down!
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What should you do if you have a sick chemist? If you can't helium or curium, I guess you'll have to barium.
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I went to a comedy show and one chemist went up and performed a quick skit.
He didn't get a reaction.
He didn't get a reaction.
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I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Here is another funny one!
A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the
Bunsen burner:
"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.
"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.
Here is another funny one!
A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the
Bunsen burner:
"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.
"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.
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A man and a woman are sitting at a bar. One has a shirt saying 'Polar', the other, 'Non Polar'
Woman: Sorry, I just don't think the chemistry is right.
Woman: Sorry, I just don't think the chemistry is right.
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" and he died.
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Did you hear about the guy who's temperature got down to absolute zero? Don't worry, he's 0k.
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So Helium walks into a bar right? The bartender is like, "Omg we DON'T serve noble gases here!!!" The helium didn't react!!!
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You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart <3
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Re: Chemistry Joke
Post all chemistry jokes here:
https://lavelle.chem.ucla.edu/forum/viewtopic.php?f=156&t=4291&sid=07ba2c6eecdab85c37dfde007e0d90e1
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https://lavelle.chem.ucla.edu/forum/viewtopic.php?f=156&t=4291&sid=07ba2c6eecdab85c37dfde007e0d90e1
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