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Postby Helen_Onuffer_1A » Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:16 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eman_Burney_1D » Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:28 pm

1. Cation: an ion with a paws-itive charge

2. Chemistry puts the "cation" in education!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jenny2G » Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:58 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Noor_Burney_1L » Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:45 pm

All the good periodic table jokes argon?
I don't zinc so!

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Postby Andrew Zhong 2H » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:26 pm

How many Chemistry references can you find?

As: So oxygen went on a date with potassium today. I heard it went ok.
Be: Omg, I thought oxygen was dating magnesium!
As: Actually oxygen first tried asking nitrogen, but nitrogen said no.
Be: But what about the hydrogen twins? He seems to bond well with them.
As: Yeah, but when he tried going out with one of them, he thought she was too basic.
Be: Hey what happens if we set him up with that other oxygen you said you knew?
As: Good idea. I'm sure they would make a stable couple.
Be: But right now it seems like potassium is the element for him.
As: I wouldn't be so certain. Potassium always bursts into flames when she sees oxygen bonding with the hydrogen twins.
Be: So you're saying potassium and oxygen will soon dissociate?
As: Trust me, potassium will be back to being a lonely ion in no time.
Be: Are you sure?
As: Positive.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:46 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raj Susarla 3I » Sat Jan 14, 2017 7:00 pm

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?

A: Never lick the spoon!

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Postby Samantha_Leong_3K » Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:02 pm

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Postby Sylvester_Foley_3G » Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:16 pm

Hello, does anyone know how to post in this Chemistry community. I want to post a question about the chemistry reading, but I can't find the button that says "create new post", or something to that extent. Please help.

Sylvester Foley

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Postby Kelly Tran 3N » Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:44 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jand474 » Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:54 pm

I don't trust atoms. I think they makeup everything!!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:55 pm

Q. Why did Avogadro stop going to the chiropractor on the 24th?







A. He was tense to the 23rd.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Stephanie_Younan_3D » Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:51 pm

Are you made up of Copper and Tellurium?

Because you're so CuTe!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:58 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JulieLy_3C » Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:56 pm

Why does a photon only need one suitcase when travelling?
Because it's traveling light.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby chris2E » Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:45 am

Why was the non-metal kicked out of the orchestra?

It was a poor conductor!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby lorrainerowe_1K » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:28 am

I was going to tell you a chemistry joke...
but I'm not because it was going to have a bad reaction.
LOL

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Postby Morgan_McMasters_3A » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:18 am

WARNING: Only Black Mirror viewers will understand.

when you're a solid piece of nitrogen and you get put into a room temperature environment and start to evaporate and die but then you remember Jennifer and Harry from Black Mirror and realize
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Postby Timothy Yu 2M » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:40 am

Why couldn't the angel pass from Container A to Container B?

Because there's a demon in the way

(Maxwell's Demon)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Omar_Said_1G » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:57 am

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melissa Van Pell 2I » Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:09 pm

On what charge was NaCl arrested?
A salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Buhay 2H » Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:19 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AlexSun2L » Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:54 pm

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?
OMg!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khachik_Hmayakyan_2E » Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:27 pm

Technically speaking, chemistry teaches us that alcohol is a solution... do with that information what you will.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StevenBieneman_3K » Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:30 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaspreet_Nagra_2I » Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:33 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
- HeHe

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Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:33 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marissa Stinnett 1E » Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:30 pm

If Sodium and Neon were to have a conversation, it would go a little something like this:

Na: That Chemistry Community joke was Sodium funny!
Ne: I know! I really slapped my Neon that last one! Haha!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swati_Sharma_2D » Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:47 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Kirsten Bermudo 1O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kirsten Bermudo 1O » Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:50 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

Sahil Sharma 2J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sahil Sharma 2J » Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:51 pm

Exothermic reactions?

I studied them before they were cool.

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Postby NicoleDurghalli_1F » Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:54 pm

Cat Chemist Meme #1
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karishma_Patel3E » Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:55 pm

I don't trust atoms... i heard they make everything up

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Sackey_3G » Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:56 pm

Why are chemists so great at solving problems?



Because they have all the solutions

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Toby Lin 1J » Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:05 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:13 pm

I would make another chemistry joke... but all the good ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby a_jeny2E » Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:16 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

Because it was a polar bear.

Lei Wena Herme 1O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lei Wena Herme 1O » Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:28 pm

Ayyy girl, are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full <3

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby wesley hardin » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:08 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

lol

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alvitaxiao » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:08 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

JonathanZhu3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JonathanZhu3B » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:22 pm

Did you hear about the guy who's temperature got down to absolute zero? Don't worry, he's 0k.

Dana_Tran_1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dana_Tran_1L » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:28 pm

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maverick Tan 1F » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:29 pm

What is the formula for sea water?

A. CH2O

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:50 pm

Q: Does anyone know a good joke about sodium?

A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ian Brown 1K » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:55 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nadine_El Fawal_3M » Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:44 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-meen-o acid !!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rodri_Karla_1J » Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:55 pm

I hope I don't sound too politically charged, but we need to neutralize all free radicals. They are a cancer to our society.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:19 pm

I used to be obsessed with chromatography now i realize it was just a phase :/

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Simran Brar 1J » Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:30 pm

Q: What is the chemistry formula for Banana?

A: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JesusGarcia_2N » Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:38 pm

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
Because he got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lillian_Lai_1K » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:09 pm

What's the formula for water?
HIJKLMNO
(H to O)

Serena Patel 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Serena Patel 2H » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:11 pm

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6X10^23 pieces?

Guacamole

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lily_Dermendjian_2B » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:16 pm

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew M 2J » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:22 pm

What do donuts, bread, and pasta all have in common?
They are rich in Calcium and Rubidium (CaRb)

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Postby Britney Pheng 1L » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:44 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caresse_Zhong_2K » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:52 pm

What's the difference in chemistry and cooking?

In chemistry you should never lick the spoon.

Michelle Lin 3M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Lin 3M » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:05 pm

All the good chemistry jokes argon. :/

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Postby MichelleCarter_1F » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:07 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zoe Robertson 2H » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:17 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
:/

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristen_Power_1C » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:20 pm

People think I'm obsessed with chemistry jokes,
Beryllium not.

Affy_Hussain_3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Affy_Hussain_3A » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:21 pm

I was feeling kind of hot so I set the thermostat to -273 degrees Celsius, and I think I'm 0 K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:27 pm

What did one titration tell the other?

Let's meet at the endpoint.

Kristina98
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristina98 » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:42 pm

It is well known that an optimist sees the glass half full while the pessimist sees it half empty. But what about a chemist? Simple, a chemist sees the glass completely full; half in liquid state and half in vapor state.

Neha Nibber 3H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Neha Nibber 3H » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:54 pm

I'm glad I'm done with 14A, I hated learning about electrons, I got so Bohr'd.

How many moles are in guacamole? Avocado's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samya Konda 2I » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:55 pm

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ethan_Wilson_1E » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:01 pm

We asked someone sitting next to us if he had any sodium hypobromite, and he said "NaBrO"

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Postby isabelle ruedisueli 1j » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:16 pm

So an element walks into a restaurant. The waiter says "hey this is a solids-only establishment" and the element remarks "I...uh...dine here."

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Postby Tyler_Honrada_1L » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:06 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby veeksha25 » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:14 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:22 pm

Q: Why do chemist enjoy working with ammonia?
A: It's pretty basic stuff

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:23 pm

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: It's pretty basic stuff

Ivanna_Tang_3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivanna_Tang_3B » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:34 pm

What Happens To Nitrogen When The Sun Rises?

It becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
Good nitrogen
Sleep tightrogen
Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sanjay_Kumar_2J » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:04 am

some jokes for y'all
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alyssa Chan 3B » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:09 am

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Nikhita_Jaaswal_2H » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:01 am

Joke: “What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”

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Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:12 am

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Postby jillianduffield_2D » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:21 pm

What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804748473 » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:24 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes, because all the good ones argon...

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Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:53 pm

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris_Rudewicz_3H » Mon Jan 16, 2017 2:40 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna_Kim_2E » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:35 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…

He said NaBrO

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Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:55 pm

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Postby Aneet_2A_ » Mon Jan 16, 2017 4:30 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Luigivar 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Luigivar 2F » Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:51 pm

Q: You wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide
A: NO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shivali_Raja_3K » Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:20 pm

Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby melissapasao1B » Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:46 pm

Q: What do you call a fish made up of two sodium atoms?


A: 2Na ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melanie Martinez 1K » Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:00 pm

Q:What Is A Chemist’s Favorite Plant?
A:Stoichiome-Tree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Lee 2D » Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:38 pm

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?


A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004583503_Lupe2E » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:35 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby msrivastava_ » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:13 pm

What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:36 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby lilyjustine_1G » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:02 pm

Name a more iconic duo...
I'll wait
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Postby Austin Gee 2N » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:04 pm

lilyjustine wrote:Name a more iconic duo...
I'll wait
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Chaoyi_He_3H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:00 am

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.


Theresa_Trieu_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Theresa_Trieu_2G » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:56 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby heather_carlton_1K » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:23 am

Q: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
A: 2Na

Sonia_Lele_2K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:43 pm

Uranium-238 and plutonium-239 walk into a bar. After having a few drinks they split. There were no survivors within a 23 block radius.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:46 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:34 pm

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